BL Noble Boys' School, But I'm a Straight, Ordinary School Doctor

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Also known as: Noble Boys' School, but ABO

Bai Su awakened. He discovered that his world was a mash-up of several novels set in ABO universes featuring aristocratic boys' schools.

And he was the biggest sucker of them all: a beta school nurse who was just a passerby.

When four noble young masters got into a brawl over a poor, innocent beauty, Bai Su quietly picked up the gold buttons and diamond watches they'd dropped on the ground.

When the school's heartthrob and its king of trouble, the ultimate power couple, fought their way into the nurse's office, Bai Su had just found the iodine in the cabinet. He watched as they went from fighting outside the door to making it onto the bed.

When the heir to the world's wealthiest family, a top-tier alpha, came to the nurse's office in the middle of the night with an omega pretending to be an alpha in his arms, searching for suppressants, Bai Su could only pretend to sleep. His dorm room was next door, so he had to act as if he couldn't hear the sounds of pheromones being injected and marking taking place.

A gloomy, beautiful artist had made a pact with an evil god from another world. He came to Bai Su for help: "I've been hallucinating. At night, I dream about a man who..."

Bai Su looked at the hickeys on his neck and the shadow behind him, thinking: That's definitely not a hallucination, aaah!

To stick together, Bai Su became friends with a fellow passerby, a teacher at the boys' school.

When they encountered a villain, Bai Su protected him without hesitation. From then on, the teacher followed him around. "Susu, I'm so scared. Protect me."

Bai Su patted his chest. "No problem."

Until one day, he discovered that the teacher was actually a powerhouse with maxed-out combat ability and wealth enough to rival a nation.

Even all the protagonists had to bow before him.

When Bai Su found out, the passerby teacher had one foot on a villain's head and wore a cold expression as the villain screamed. "Next time my wife protects me, if you dare to get nasty with him again, I'll kill you."

[Reading Guide]

1. Couple: A warmhearted, clever beauty in the receiving role x a cunning, black-hearted top dog in the attacking role, who plays the pig to eat the tiger and pretends to be an ordinary person

2. Both are sexually inexperienced. One-on-one romance. Happy ending.

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Jin Yu was a goldfish, and the kind with an exceptionally bad memory.

Just after he managed to take human form, he was bound to a vicious male supporting character System.

The System told him he was the cannon-fodder fake young master in a melodramatic story about a real and fake young master. He was cruel, vicious, and had done every bad thing imaginable, so everyone despised him and he eventually died miserably.

Jin Yu: What young master? Fake what master? Fake young what?

System: Oh no, this Host has a terrible memory!

*

The System told Jin Yu to mock the beloved real young master, saying things like, "A bumpkin like you belongs in a cowshed in the countryside, not in the room next to mine!"

By the time Jin Yu walked up to him, he'd forgotten every word. Blushing, he stammered, "Y-you should live in my room."

The real young master froze for a moment, then draped an arm over Jin Yu's shoulder and smiled slyly. "Sure."

*

The System told Jin Yu to drug the male lead and create an opportunity to climb into his bed.

Jin Yu had the drug in his pocket, but forgot what he was supposed to do and fell asleep sprawled across the male lead's bed.

When Jin Yu woke up, the male lead had already returned. His eyes were dark as he looked at Jin Yu, whose pale shoulders were mostly bare. His voice was husky. "If you were trying to seduce me, you succeeded."

Jin Yu was pinned down and made to exercise all night, until his voice was hoarse from crying.

*

The System told Jin Yu to seduce his unrelated older brother, securing his position and gaining access to entertainment-industry connections.

Jin Yu messed that up, too. The next morning, he woke up naked in bed beside his older brother.

When his brother woke, he still had an arm around Jin Yu's waist. He kissed him on the lips. "Good morning, baby."

Jin Yu, with an aching waist and sore legs: ?

*

The System told Jin Yu to deliberately fall down the stairs and frame the real young master.

After tumbling down the stairs, Jin Yu sat on the floor and cried. The real young master, his older brother, and the male lead all rushed over. "Are you okay? Does it hurt?"

He pointed at random, and happened to point right at the story's ultimate villain. "He pushed me, sob sob."

Before the villain could bankrupt the Jin family, several powerful men joined forces and brought him down.

[Reading Guide]

1. A scatterbrained beauty with a terrible memory in the receiving role x all kinds of powerful men who dote on him

2. Everyone is sexually inexperienced. A sweet little romance. Happy ending.

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Chu Jin awakened.

He discovered that he was the cannon-fodder real young master in a story about a real and fake young master. After joining a dating reality show, he became the foil to the fake young master protagonist. The whole internet mocked him as vulgar and mediocre, and he eventually left the entertainment industry.

Though the Chu family had taken him back, they would eventually be targeted by the real young master and his vicious father, go bankrupt, and meet a tragic end as a family.

The moment Chu Jin opened his eyes, he found himself on the set of the first episode of the dating show. The fake young master was making a coy remark: "Big Brother grew up in the countryside, so he doesn't know how to eat caviar. Don't blame him, okay?"

Luckily, Chu Jin had a character-editing System. He pulled out the script and changed the word "sauce" in "He gracefully scooped up a spoonful of sauce and put it in his mouth" to "shit."

The next second, the fake young master, Chu Wen, put a whole spoonful of golden fertilizer in his mouth and retched.

Live chat: ???

*

Chu Jin's parents and two older brothers suddenly discovered that they could hear his thoughts.

The eldest Chu brother was a cannon-fodder supporting character in a scum seme and abandoned uke romance. The uke protagonist ran away while pregnant and ended up at the Chu family home. Later, the deranged seme protagonist would join forces with the real young master to bankrupt the Chu family.

Chu Jin directly changed "He discovered that he was one month pregnant and had to find Chu Dingfeng to take responsibility immediately" in the script to "ten months."

Before his childhood sweetheart could drug and set up the eldest Chu brother, she gave birth to a full-term baby at the Chu family home.

The eldest Chu brother gave Chu Jin the latest model sports car. "A little toy from your big brother."

*

Not long after Chu Jin awakened, the Chu family faced a cash-flow crisis, and everyone was frantic.

At that point, the real young master kicked them while they were down and stole all the valuable antiques in the house.

Seeing his mother's worried expression, Chu Jin immediately changed "She frowned as she looked at the more than two million in her bank account" to "more than twenty billion."

The next day, the family's financial problems were resolved, and Chu Jin received five million as spending money.

*

The second Chu brother was the unrequited-love cannon-fodder in a story about a powerful man's kept lover. After the powerful man fell for his lover, he offered the second brother money in exchange for a kidney.

But Chu Jin knew the plot. His second brother would never make it off the operating table.

So this time, he changed "Shen Congnan was delighted to discover that Chu Shanqing was a match!" in the story to "not a match!"

His second brother was safe and sound. Every night, he came to Chu Jin's room to read him bedtime stories, and even arranged a role for him in a famous director's film.

*

On the dating show, the fake young master constantly made things difficult for Chu Jin. He also teamed up with the show's popular male actor to ostracize Chu Jin, making him seem unpopular.

But then a mysterious guest appeared in the third episode. The popular actor's uncle, a domineering CEO worth tens of billions, pinned Chu Jin against a kitchen wall on the very first night and clutched his waist, asking aggrievedly, "Didn't you say that if we ever met again, you'd pursue me first?"

[Reading Guide]

1. Couple: A clever beauty in the receiving role who's completely unhinged and specializes in putting people in their place x a dark, crawling-in-the-shadows reborn CEO in the attacking role

2. Both are sexually inexperienced. One-on-one romance. Happy ending.

3. Entertainment industry and wealthy families. A cheerful story from start to finish.

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Shen Mian was a novelist living in a psychiatric hospital.

The world he wrote was full of bizarre horrors. Haunted story scenarios were scattered across cities, and strange creatures appeared one after another.

Every night, Shen Mian dreamed that he gently cuddled these strange creatures to sleep, softly humming them lullabies.

But Shen Mian didn't know that the strange world he'd created had long since descended into reality. Hundreds of millions of people had been forcibly dragged into bizarre scenarios where failing to clear them meant death, becoming players in a world of utter misery.

The players ranked the horrors, set up forums, and discussed strategies.

[LS26 - Scenario Difficulty: S] [The Limbless Food Truck] The cannibal chef lured players into eating bloody minced meat, stirred the soup pot with a saw smeared in black blood, then dismembered all the players and tossed them into the pot to become food for the next batch.

No one knew that he would quietly wipe the blood from his hands, bring fragrant human food to Ye Zhen's door, and gently smile as he stuck a heart-shaped note on it: "Another day of loving you!"

[NS19 - Scenario Difficulty: SS] [Shining Academy] Faceless children in uniforms formed a circle and escorted one player after another to their graves. But when Shen Mian kindly stroked their cheeks, they wept bloody tears and whispered, "Mom..."

[XS-02] [Hell Radio] Players who listened to it lost their minds and killed themselves. But when Shen Mian pressed play, it played G.E.M.'s version of "Like You."

[HS-05] [The Slit-Mouthed Woman] Players who saw her were corrupted, growing another head from inside their bodies until they exploded and died. But at night, she tugged at Shen Mian's clothes and whined, "Mom, I want another bedtime story."

[Scenario Difficulty: SSS] [The Devourer] It strangled players to death. Shen Mian used a brush to clean its tentacles. In the rising steam from the hot water, every tentacle curled up, blushing pink, occasionally brushing against Shen Mian's waist and cheek as if by accident.

*

After players rescued Shen Mian from the psychiatric hospital, everyone treated him like a pretty ornament.

They all assumed he was gentle and easy to bully, a delicate climbing vine who could only be protected by others, until they were dragged into a scenario with Shen Mian...

A giant black insect covered in mouths nuzzled obediently into Shen Mian's palm. The Slit-Mouthed Nun, who usually tore people apart and ate them, gently wiped the blood from his face. A colossal mutant plant bowed at his feet, ready to do his bidding.

Only then did the players realize that the pale young man who seemed so fragile was the most terrifying horror in this world.

Theme: Protect what you love, no matter what.