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[Blurb]
Jiang Zhan is the real young master of the Jiang family, who was lost outside the family. But after returning, he discovers that his parents' affection and the social circle's acceptance have already been given to the fake young master, who stole his place. The fake young master doesn't want to marry the alpha marshal, who became a monster after being contaminated. To keep the family from being implicated, omega Jiang Zhan, whose birth chart matches the fake young master's, has to take his place in the marriage.
Everyone thinks Jiang Zhan will spend every day in tears. In reality...
Jiang Zhan can't get enough of the monster's sticky tentacles. "Hehe, you little cutie. Come cuddle." Watching the System's energy steadily rise, he smiles with satisfaction.
Before the marriage, Jiang Zhan accidentally binds himself to a cuddle System. Getting close to good-looking people lets him accumulate energy, which he can eventually exchange for a mecha. But Jiang Zhan is only into tentacles. The terrifying eldritch monsters everyone else fears are adorable little pets to him.
When a handsome alpha tries to court him, he politely turns him down: "You're a good person, but you're too ugly."
The alpha goes home, looks in the mirror, and cries for half the night, then rushes to a plastic surgery clinic before dawn.
When the fake young master approaches him to humiliate him, Jiang Zhan backs away frantically and starts retching. Afterward, he says weakly, "If an ugly person gets too close to me, I'll throw up."
The beautiful fake young master, adored by countless alphas: ?
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Lan Yin was contaminated in the interstellar war against silicon-based lifeforms. He turned into a monster covered in horrifying tentacles, with arms as sharp as scythes, and his rut was approaching. Before the wedding, he told Jiang Zhan, "I won't make things difficult for you. You can break off the engagement whenever you want."
Yet the most beautiful omega in Centaurus clutched his dreaded tentacles and smiled brightly. "I want to marry you!"
Lan Yin assumed Jiang Zhan was after fame and fortune, and couldn't help looking down on him. But one late night, he caught Jiang Zhan doing something strange with his spring molt...
Lan Yin was stunned. So my wife really does love me!
After they marry, the little beauty is always clinging to him, sometimes asking to be petted, sometimes asking for a hug.
Lan Yin acts aloof. "Hmph, you little thing. I can't do anything with you." In reality, he blushes every time and agrees to kisses, hugs, and being lifted up.
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After becoming a mecha engineer, Jiang Zhan thinks it's not right to keep clinging to Lan Yin, so he starts keeping his distance.
Late one night, Jiang Zhan passes Lan Yin's study and hears him on the phone: "Yes, I'd like some advice. My wife suddenly stopped clinging to me. What should I do? Has he fallen out of love with me?"
Jiang Zhan: ?
[Reader's Guide]
1. Couple: Clever beauty bottom with an ugly-person fetish × seemingly aloof top who is actually a love-struck weirdo, and very ugly
2. The top will turn back into a human. In human form, everyone else thinks he's extremely handsome. By then, the bottom already likes him, so his feelings won't change because of his appearance.
3. This is a romance-focused story. The top and bottom's revenge plot is secondary.
4. Interstellar setting, highly advanced technology, mechas, higher-dimensional lifeforms, and various different species.
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[Blurb]
Gu Chu, a new employee in the Haitang Department of the Transmigration Bureau, accidentally transmigrates into a Qidian cultivation novel and becomes the beautiful junior disciple adored by everyone in his sect.
Faced with obscure cultivation techniques and incantations, Gu Chu, who only learned bedroom tricks during employee training: ...
Gu Chu can't get out of bed in the morning. His master goes to wake him personally, only to nearly have his Dao heart thrown into disarray by the little beauty, who is still letting out sweet moans in his sleep, with tousled hair and parted lips.
Gu Chu slacks off during a mission and doesn't get his stipend. A senior disciple who was going to lecture him like a father sees the teary-eyed, pitiful youth and takes out his private savings. "Junior, I don't have much money. Make do with it."
Gu Chu is punished with a full day of kneeling for his slow cultivation progress. His fellow disciples were going to mock him, but after seeing the blushing little beauty, they kneel alongside him. "Gu Chu doesn't deserve such a harsh punishment!"
Gu Chu: Thank you, everyone. You're such good people.
Everyone else: Of course, of course.
The male protagonist of this Qidian novel is the sect's senior disciple. After achieving success at a young age and having his spiritual sense completely destroyed in a frame-up, he will rise to the top again and complete his revenge.
But now the protagonist is unconscious because his spiritual sense has shattered. Gu Chu has nothing to do, so he's assigned to care for the senior disciple. Looking at the senior disciple's peerless beauty, Gu Chu sighs and daydreams in the style of a Haitang novel: I really want to seduce the senior disciple and cultivate together with him for seven days and seven nights.
One night, Gu Chu wipes the protagonist's body to keep him clean. Suddenly, a voice says, "That feels so good! Is this the joy of being able to touch a Haitang bottom? My soul and all my fine qualities have come back!"
Gu Chu is full of question marks. He pulls his hand away from the protagonist, and the voice says, "Why'd you stop touching him? Host, move your fingers! We're counting on cuddling with this little Haitang to repair his spiritual sense!"
The little finger of the aloof beauty on the bed twitches.
Gu Chu is overjoyed. Since you, or rather your System, have so kindly invited me, I won't hold back!
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Nie Jingze was ambushed by a villain, fell from the clouds into the mud, and became a cripple with shattered spiritual sense who was unconscious and unresponsive. If he hadn't bound himself to the [Cuddle Haitang] System, he would probably have died long ago.
The fellow disciples who used to curry favor with him all kick him while he's down. Only the sect's junior disciple quietly takes care of him.
However, Nie Jingze is told by the System that its energy is limited. If he can't get new energy, he'll die within half a month. The way to obtain energy is to cuddle with a Haitang bottom, and his junior disciple is that Haitang bottom.
Unable to move on his own, Nie Jingze can't initiate cuddling with his junior disciple, so he simply gives up on collecting energy that way.
Who knew the junior disciple seems to have a secret crush on him? He actively cuddles up to him, eyes shining as he feels him up, while constantly muttering things like, "I really want to cultivate with him" and "Does this count as close enough? I want us to be touching inside, too," and other bold things.
Lying in bed, Nie Jingze blushes.
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The sect's senior disciple wakes up, and not only is his cultivation intact, he's even broken through to the Nascent Soul stage.
Elders from the inner sect and disciples from the outer sect come to curry favor with Nie Jingze, but the doors to his room remain firmly shut, as if he's in seclusion.
Seven days later, a senior sister who is usually on familiar terms with Gu Chu comes to see him. But it's Nie Jingze who opens the door.
The senior sister is shocked. "Where's Xiao Chu?"
Nie Jingze's outer robe hangs loose, and his voice is languid. "He's tired from cultivating together and hasn't woken up yet." After all, they'd cultivated together for seven days and seven nights.
[Reader's Guide]
1. Couple: Foolish beauty who doesn't realize he's seducing people × a proud, aloof, secretly scheming and obsessive male protagonist
2. Both leads have only ever been with each other. Romance-focused.
3. Additional note: The top doesn't know the bottom can hear the System's voice, so he thinks the bottom likes him, haha!
[Another coming-soon novel!] "I Became the Strongest Player After NPCs Read My Mind [Infinite]"
[Blurb]
[Blurb screenshot]
Ling Dong accidentally becomes a player in a terrifying Infinite game, livestreamed to viewers around the world.
The game is extremely difficult, and Ling Dong is a trash player with an S in looks and D's in everything else.
Everyone who enters Ling Dong's livestream thinks he'll die right away.
[A useless player like this will last half an hour at most.] [He'll probably get killed by an NPC the moment he enters.]
However, Ling Dong binds himself to an [Eavesdropping on Gossip] System.
During a school survival game, Ling Dong curls up in a bloodstained bathroom stall and gossips: "What? The principal's been cheating with the new male teacher behind the head teacher's back?!"
The viewers in the livestream are stunned.
[??? What are you doing???]
[Why does it seem like those NPCs can hear his thoughts? What the hell?]
The viewers open Ling Dong's player profile and find this written plainly under his attributes: "Hidden skill: NPCs and other players can all hear this player's thoughts."
A mass of long black hair spreads down from the ceiling like seaweed, almost touching his skin, but he doesn't notice. "That's intense! They're doing it in the teacher's office? Aren't they afraid the head teacher will find out?"
Other players hiding nearby: The timing couldn't be worse, and you're still gossiping? ...Hey, why'd you stop? Keep going! How far have they gone now?!
The head teacher, with long hair hanging in front of her face and wearing a red dress, suddenly kicks open the bathroom door. "Ling Dong, get out here! When did those two scumbags get together? Tell me and I'll make sure you clear the game!"
The black hair that was about to devour Ling Dong suddenly pulls back. A 100-point report card is shoved into his hand, and the head teacher drags him off to catch the cheaters.
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Armed with all kinds of scandalous secrets about the NPCs, Ling Dong easily manipulates low-level NPCs and curries favor with high-level ones, becoming the strongest player on the global leaderboard.
While other players analyze the game rules word by word, Ling Dong takes a nap.
While other players barely survive, Ling Dong takes the luosifen offered by the terrifying boss. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone your little se♂cret."
Some NPCs have no secrets to hold over them, so they set their sights on Ling Dong and try to kill him to gain fame.
The livestream chat erupts.
[Now he's really done for!] [Holy crap, wait, look at his player stats!]
Ling Dong rolls up his sleeves and punches the NPC to death, smiling with innocent sweetness. "Everyone, don't worry about me~"
[Player Ling Dong's stats]
[Hit rate: 98%; Lethal attack rate: 99%]
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However, Ling Dong discovers that even the bosses he can't beat are afraid of him and always fawn over him.
He can't help asking, "Do you have some dirt on me?"
The deformed monster, its upper body split open to reveal thousands of sharp teeth, looks in terror at the long-haired man behind Ling Dong. "...It's only right that we show you respect."
The game's final boss is right behind you. Who would dare offend you?
The long-haired man, Hefita, sneers and pulls back the long, barbed tongue protruding from his abdomen. When Ling Dong turns around, he meekly and pitifully tugs at Ling Dong's sleeve. "A-Dong, I'm scared."
[Reader's Guide]
1. A brave, foolish beauty who loves protecting the weak × a scheming, calculating top who acts fragile despite being a boss
2. The top teams up with the bottom starting in the second game. He only appears in the first game.
3. The top is extremely powerful and always protects the bottom. He only pretends to be fragile to get close to the bottom, who loves protecting the weak.
4. Both leads have only ever been with each other, and the story is sweet from beginning to end. They dote on each other. Plot-focused!
Theme: Love makes us better versions of ourselves.
A customer complained to me today, saying that the food I cooked was very salty. The head chef scolded me and asked me if salt was free. I didn't dare to refute, and I didn't add too much salt. I just remembered when I was cooking that you hadn't collected the pre-collections in my column, "I Became the Strongest Player After Being Read by an NPC [Unlimited]" and "Can I Eat Your Emotions?" [Quick Time Travel]" "When Begonia was transported to the starting point to cultivate immortality" "I became famous while playing a live-streaming love game among the Zerg" "I found my childhood sweetheart became a sweetheart after online dating" "I rely on live broadcasts to reward my sick wife to stack resurrection armor [the end of the world]", so tears fell into the pot.
What a forced plot, such speechless feelings and misunderstandings
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Lan, go chase your wife to the crematorium!
This setting makes the illusion of polar fox inexplicable:-D
First! Okay, madam, post it
Wait, why is my wife free of charge? My wife didn't sign the contract. Good guy, after reading this, he realized why the purchase was not shown.
It won't become a situation where both parties think that the other party agrees to the divorce, and then they get divorced. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, right?
I like to watch some sadomasochism (bushi's dog-headed smile)
Seeing other people's misunderstandings makes me feel annoyed and I don't open my mouth. Seeing this couple's misunderstandings makes me feel happy.
High-dimensional human refers to the author who can write silicon-based creatures to death with just a pen