[New Story: The Poor Little Matchmaker Who Transmigrated into a Period Novel is currently updating...]
[Livestream Sales + Food + Raising a Kid + Pure Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment]
Zhou Qingqiao transmigrates into the beloved aunt of Shen Jipei, the vicious, scheming villain in a hit suspense comic.
At this point, the little tyke is only six years old, a pitiful toddler who is about to become twisted and evil under the abuse of his scumbag father and stepmother.
Thinking of the chain of tragedies caused by the villain's miserable childhood in the comic, Zhou Qingqiao doesn't hesitate to snatch the little villain away from his scumbag father.
The original owner was a nobody on the fringes of showbiz, so obscure she didn't even have haters. She could only scrape by taking bit parts wherever she could find them.
Now that she has one more little tyke to raise, her meager paycheck won't stretch far enough, and besides, she can't act at all.
After thinking it over, Zhou Qingqiao decides to quit showbiz. While job hunting, she happens upon a hiring notice: "Wanted: Livestream Sales Host, Monthly Salary 100,000."
Zhou Qingqiao's eyes light up. What a deal! She rushes to apply.
The new company is strange. It has no office, and the products it sells are both expensive and bizarre.
But Zhou Qingqiao doesn't mind. After all, the job pays 100,000 a month. What more could she ask for? And so she starts selling products on livestream to support the little tyke.
First day of livestreaming:
"Babies, Ling Mountain's premium rouge rice has plump, pearl-like grains. It nourishes your complexion and your stomach. Special offer today: 6,888 for ten jin. Minimum purchase: ten jin. Limit: ten jin. While supplies last."
Netizens: Is this rice made of gold? At over 500 a jin, this host is such a rip-off. Anyone who buys it is a sucker.
Zhou Qingqiao couldn't agree more. She silently grumbled to herself: She thought so too. The price of this rice was completely outrageous. Who would ever buy it?
Sucker No. 1: My skin really has improved a lot since I started eating this rice. It's not only cheaper than skincare products, it's healthy too. The host is so honest!
Sucker No. 2: I have a serious stomach condition, and every attack is agony. Ever since I started eating the rice I bought from the host, my stomach has gradually gotten better. You get what you pay for! Thank you, host. I'll be your fan for life.
Netizens: Paid shills. They're definitely all paid shills.
Half a month into livestreaming:
"Ling Mountain Fairy Brand Essence, a great helper for hair growth and care. Made at Ling Mountain, so it's sure to be the best. Even fairies love it. One bottle costs 6,999. Minimum purchase: one bottle. Limit: one bottle. While supplies last. If you want one, babies, you better be quick!"
New viewer: This no-name, off-brand essence costs almost 7,000??? Have prices outside gone completely insane?
Longtime fan: Refresh, refresh, refresh! I can't get one, I just can't get one. Host, please put more up for sale!
Bonus Scene:
After transmigrating into the comic, Zhou Qingqiao has only two goals.
First, make lots and lots of money and enjoy life.
Second, straighten out the little tyke's precarious sense of right and wrong.
Years later, Zhou Qingqiao has achieved both of her wishes. Looking at the little tyke, now an outstanding student and model young man, she feels both proud and relieved. What big villain? He's clearly just her sweet boy.
Reading Guide:
1. The products the female lead sells come from another world. They're not ordinary products and have miraculous effects, so they cost a little more. The female lead cannot set the prices. If this bothers you, please don't read.
2. The unusual effects of all products in the story are made up. Don't take them seriously.
3. This is a brainless feel-good story. Don't expect it to follow real-world logic.
4. The leads have only ever been with each other.
Coming Soon: The Top-Tier Star's Little Sister Becomes Famous by Spreading Taoist Arts
Wen Xiwei, who grew up in a Taoist temple, fails to ascend and transmigrates into a sweet entertainment-industry novel, becoming the long-lost younger sister of top-tier star Wen Qingyan.
The moment she opens her eyes, she finds herself in a cramped, shabby rental room soaked in blood. A woman in white slowly crawls out of the television screen, staring at her with eyes bigger than bells.
Wen Xiwei: ??? What kind of ghost is this? Isn't this supposed to be a sweet romance?
She makes a quick calculation. Oh, it turns out the author wrote a horror novel set in the same world, and the two stories have merged.
Well, this is right up her alley. Wen Xiwei calmly declares that it won't be a problem.
After a while, Wen Xiwei discovers that this world has no Taoist priests, mages, or other professions capable of restraining ghosts. The knowledge needed to deal with them is practically nonexistent.
The people who specialize in fighting ghosts are called espers, but there are very few of them, and their attacks aren't very powerful, allowing the ghosts to run rampant.
Wen Xiwei takes a deep breath. To avoid working herself to death, she creates an account online to teach everyone how to deal with ghosts.
# A roundup of various paranormal entities' weaknesses and abilities #
# A beginner's guide to dealing with paranormal entities #
# How to make a Thunderbolt Talisman to restrain ghosts #
At first, people who come across her posts scoff. How could humans possibly fight paranormal entities? Is she crazy?
Later...
[Ahhh, what kind of legendary expert is this? These methods are so useful! Please, I beg you, post another guide to catching ghosts!]
[This incantation is so hard! My head's going bald from trying to memorize it. Is there an easier one?]
[Help! How exactly do you draw a Thunderbolt Talisman? I've failed over a hundred times.]
Reading Guide:
1. The female lead is the only Taoist priest who knows how to catch ghosts, and she's the strongest character in the entire story.
2. The setting is a transmigration-into-a-book story, with a chaotic mashup of ideas. The author has the final say on all explanations.
3. All occult knowledge is fictional or sourced from Baidu.
4. The entire story is fictional and set in an imaginary world. Do not imitate or practice anything in it. Believe in science.
Theme: Face difficulties head-on and work hard to live well
It's a mess, I stopped updating for more than a month, and ended it immediately after updating two chapters.
"Yon" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ you
Can the emotional part be moved to an extra chapter? Career fans
"Su Yining clicked on the transfer and transferred the money..." This is a big bug for the author~the money should be collected
"Not changing the collection" is a big bug for the author~ "Shouldn't have collected it"
I'm just a little curious, how could I regard this article of more than 200,000 words as more than 600,000 words [covering face and laughing]
There should be a limit to the number of times this prop can be used
Please turn on the crazy coding mode~
The author writes very well. I really like the daily life of the heroine selling goods and raising cubs. It would be better if there is no cp. This male protagonist is really unlikable and his native family is not good. There may be trouble in the future. After they get together, the heroine sprains her foot. Unfortunately, the scenes with the male protagonist are skipped directly. It would be nice if there is a reminder about the content of the male protagonist in this chapter. Just read the next chapter. It has been a long time since I read a good novel in Jinjiang. It is good to read 🐰
Please turn on the "crazy coding" mode!