Professional Fortune-Teller: Exorcising Evil and Getting Rich

[New Novel: The Poor, Ill-Fated Zhaodi Who Fell Into a Period Novel] is currently serializing...

Something big has happened in the residential buildings of Happiness Old Town: Jiang Youmin's daughter, who had been missing for twenty years, has found her way home on her own.

The girl is rather strange. She is always muttering mysteriously, carrying a shabby cloth bag on her back and holding a gleaming tortoiseshell in her hand.

One day, the grandson of Aunt Lin next door accidentally fell into the water and remained unconscious. Even the hospital couldn't find anything wrong with him.

Jiang Miao mysteriously handed over a talisman, and the child woke up that very day.

The neighbors were astonished and asked her how she had done it.

“Conventional medical treatment can't cure someone who's been possessed by evil.”

She calmly introduced her profession: a spirit medium!

Jiang Miao: “I happen to know a little about exorcisms, fortune-telling, and drawing talismans. Come find me if you need anything.”

The neighbors shook their heads and sighed. How could such a young girl be even more superstitious than they were?

Later, everyone in the neighborhood knew that Jiang Youmin's daughter was a master, and that her predictions were remarkably accurate. People came to seek her help one after another, and she even gained a devoted fanbase of middle-aged and elderly people.

Jiang's father and mother were completely bewildered: Their daughter was a spirit medium?! Wasn't that just feudal superstition?!

Fans: “Believe in the Little Medium, and you'll live forever.”

Content warnings:

1. After the original body's owner dies, the female lead's soul transmigrates into her body. If this bothers you, please don't read.

2. All metaphysical knowledge is fictional or sourced from Baidu. This is a female-led wish-fulfillment novel. Thanks for your support.

3. This story is entirely fictional and set in an imaginary world. Please don't imitate or learn from it. Believe in science.

New Novel: The Villain's Aunt Becomes Famous Selling Things on Livestream

[Livestream Shopping + Food + Raising a Child + Pure Wish Fulfillment]

Zhou Qingqiao transmigrates into the beloved aunt of Shen Jipei, the ruthless, scheming villain of a hit mystery manga.

At the time, the little tyke is a pitiful six-year-old, and is about to be twisted and corrupted by the abuse of his scummy father and stepmother.

Thinking of the string of tragedies caused by the villain's miserable childhood in the manga, Zhou Qingqiao doesn't hesitate to snatch the little villain away from his scummy father.

The original owner was a washed-up actress so obscure she didn't even have haters. She could only scrape by taking bit parts wherever she could find them.

Now she has one more little tyke to raise, and her meager wages aren't enough to support them. Besides, she can't act at all.

After much thought, Zhou Qingqiao decides to leave show business. While looking for a job, she happens upon a recruitment ad: “Livestream sales host wanted. Earn 100,000 a month.”

Zhou Qingqiao's eyes light up. What a deal! She applies without a moment's delay.

The new company is strange. It has no office, and the products it sells are both expensive and bizarre.

But Zhou Qingqiao doesn't mind. After all, the job pays 100,000 a month. Who needs a car when you've got that? And so she starts selling products on livestream to raise the little tyke.

Day one of the livestream:

“Babies, Ling Mountain premium rouge rice has plump, pearl-like grains. It beautifies your complexion and nourishes your stomach. It's on special now: 5,888 for ten jin. Minimum purchase ten jin, limit ten jin. While supplies last.”

Netizens: Is this rice made of gold? More than 500 yuan per jin? The host is such a rip-off. Anyone who buys it is a sucker.

Zhou Qingqiao agrees wholeheartedly, silently grumbling to herself: She thinks so too. The price of this rice is totally absurd. Who would buy it?

Sucker number one: “My skin really improved a lot after eating this rice. It's cheaper than skincare products, and it's healthy too. The host is so kindhearted.”

Sucker number two: “My stomach problems are really serious. Every flare-up is agonizing, but ever since I started eating the rice I bought from the host, my stomach has gradually gotten better. You really do get what you pay for. Thank you, host. I'll be a fan for life.”

Netizens: Paid shills. These are definitely all paid shills.

Half a month into the livestream:

“Ling Mountain Fairy Essence Serum, your best friend for growing and beautifying your hair. Made by Ling Mountain, so you know it's a quality product. Even fairies love it. 3,999 a bottle. One bottle per purchase, limit one bottle. While supplies last, babies, you'll have to be quick.”

New viewers: An unknown, off-brand serum I've never even heard of costs almost 4,000 yuan??? Have prices outside gone completely insane?

Old fans: Click, click, click. I can't get one, they're impossible to get. Host, please put more up for sale.

Bonus scene:

After transmigrating into the manga, Zhou Qingqiao has only two goals.

One: Make lots and lots of money, and love life.

Two: Set the little tyke's dangerously warped worldview straight.

Years later, Zhou Qingqiao has achieved both wishes. Looking at the little tyke, now an excellent student and model young person, she feels both proud and relieved. How could he be a big villain? He's clearly her sweet little boy.

Core message: Work hard at your career and live life with a positive attitude.