A Match Made in Madness [Quick Transmigration]

[The aloof, pretty young master and his nemesis, who gets slapped eight hundred times a day and loves every minute of it] Recently, to prevent its employees from once again ending up in situations like "I was playing the villain, so why did the protagonist group fall in love with me?", "Wasn't I supposed to be universally disliked? How did I become everyone's favorite?", or "Even a cannon-fodder passerby gets a name?", the Quick Transmigration Bureau decided to launch its Deluxe Duo Cooperation Package. The Duo Quick Transmigration Package lets two employees supervise each other, each do their part, and work hand in hand to ensure the plot reaches a satisfying conclusion. Perfect! But the System hadn't counted on its two new employees being sworn enemies. Lian Mu and Sheng Nian had been rivals since high school. They loved picking fights, and even when teaming up on missions, they never forgot to insult each other for eight hundred rounds. Lian Mu: Three questions to ask myself every day: Have I done my mission? Have I insulted Sheng Nian? Have I messed up Sheng Nian's mission? Sheng Nian: What's this? Lian Mu's mission progress? Let me stomp on it! World One: A story set at an elite school. Lian Mu plays a beautiful, spoiled villainous young master, while Sheng Nian plays a passerby sidekick to the school heartthrob. From the start, Lian Mu schemes to drive a wedge between the male and female leads. His nemesis, Sheng Nian, happens to pass by and "accidentally" records it, then blinks innocently. "Sorry, my finger slipped and I sent it to the protagonist." Midway through, Sheng Nian is preparing a spectacular fireworks show for the two leads, but Lian Mu douses the fireworks with a bucket of water and says lazily, with an air of arrogance, "You look like a firework to me." World Two: A CEO-and-substitute romance. Lian Mu plays the CEO's cool, gentle white moonlight, while Sheng Nian plays the hapless secretary whose line is, "The CEO hasn't smiled like this in ages." From the start, Lian Mu tells the CEO, "I don't like your secretary. Send him off to Africa." Midway through, Sheng Nian goes to the protagonist and says, "The CEO has a white moonlight. If you're willing, I'll help you get rid of him." World Three: An ancient political intrigue story. Lian Mu plays a sickly villainous young imperial uncle, while Sheng Nian plays a young general whose only role is to be used as a tool. From the start, when the male lead questions him, Lian Mu sits in his wheelchair, lowers his eyes in sorrow, and says, "All my life, I've been walking on thin ice..." Sheng Nian immediately turns around and reports him. "I, the general, accuse the young imperial uncle of faking his disability and deceiving the emperor. His crime is unforgivable." Midway through, Sheng Nian feigns loyalty in front of a prince. "Surely you know how I feel about you..." From behind him, Lian Mu coolly supplies the rest of his lines: "My first sin: meeting you. My second: knowing you... I have committed all ten sins, and deserve to die. I shall take my leave. And when I leave, I shall be gone for a lifetime." System: ...Nice. One moment, the System was reporting to headquarters: "Our duo quick transmigration business has had a few bumps, but overall it's stable and improving..." The next, it received a mission notification from its two Hosts: [Mission progress: -100%] System: "...There is no hope at all." Here are a few upcoming novels. Check them out in my author page if you're interested! Don't Always Ask Me the First Question: A lighthearted school story about two childhood friends, with a happy puppy and a quiet kitty. Everyone at school knew that ever since the classes were divided, Xie Qi ran from the science building to the humanities building eight times a day, just to find Jiang Yan. Science classmate, exasperated: Go on, then. Why not just move in over there? Humanities classmate, sneering: Come on, then. Why not just move in here? Xie Qi: Stop arguing. I'm asking him for help with a problem. Jiang Yan wrote down a solution, capped his pen, patted his childhood friend's head, and smiled gently. "Got it. But next time, remember to pick a question you don't know how to do. Don't always ask me the first one." · Childhood friends mean obvious favoritism and perfect understanding! · A lighthearted, warm slice-of-life story with a bit of an ensemble cast. · Very down-to-earth, even a little corny: a bunch of perfectly ordinary, goofy high schoolers going off the rails. Theme: When all seems lost, the clouds part and the sun shines through