The Villain Had My Baby

[He tops, he gives birth, complete]

Announcement: Hello, dear readers! This novel will be going VIP this Sunday, April 27, 2025. Xiao Xin is here to offer my sincere thanks and remind anyone who hasn't finished reading to hurry up.

Also, the upcoming works are at the bottom. I hope you'll add them to your collection. Thank you, mwah~

Synopsis: Qi Mu is a poor little thing. Raised by a single parent, he grew up lonely and helpless. The only bright spot was a dream he had once, after which he met a big brother.

Later, he transmigrated.

He became a cannon-fodder character who tormented the villain after the villain fell off a cliff.

Cannon fodder always end up dead.

The good news: when Qi Mu transmigrated, the story hadn't happened yet.

The bad news: he liked the demon lord, and figured, "If I don't pick him up, someone else will."

He waited at the bottom of the cliff for three days. When the demon lord finally fell, Qi Mu rushed forward, unaware that Xi Lanxu had been reborn too.

The Demon Venerable Xi Lanxu had been a poor little thing himself since childhood.

He had no parents and was captured by cultivators, but he was lucky enough to have a childhood friend. That friend lived in his dreams and accepted his betrothal gift. But when the cultivator who enslaved him found out, they beat him until he lost most of his memory.

The demon lord, who had forgotten everything, was reborn and set out for revenge. When he opened his eyes at the bottom of the cliff, he found a nobody standing in front of him.

That nobody was a little demon who had humiliated him in his previous life. Xi Lanxu prepared to make him his first victim.

But then, achoo~

Qi Mu sneezed.

The demon lord's soul quietly floated away~

Qi Mu looked up. Nothing happened.

Never mind. I'll pick up a husband.

In the original story, the protagonist was supposed to kill all the demons under heaven. The person who transmigrated into the book was busy saving money to hide his identity.

Qi Mu had a good plan: live with the demon lord.

Work hard to earn money, and sure enough, get married.

But... a few months after the wedding, everything suddenly changed.

Rumors swept through the village, and Qi Mu sensed something was wrong: Did he have a childhood sweetheart?

At the same time, Qi Mu went looking for his big brother in his dreams.

Xi Lanxu: He's never even called me big brother!

Just where was this shameless love rival?

The atmosphere turned strange.

Xi Lanxu: I'll make a baby to keep his father here!

Subordinate: My lord, the Demon Realm is in turmoil.

Someone told Qi Mu: A demon god can only love one person in his entire life.

But Xi Lanxu had given his heart to his childhood sweetheart.

Who was that childhood sweetheart? Qi Mu didn't know. His love was hanging by a thread.

Meanwhile, the demon lord went out killing people in the middle of the night instead of sleeping.

He pretended that all of Qi Mu's cultivation had been destroyed, but in private he was as domineering as ever!

A subordinate said: My lord, the little Demon Queen is home alone today. What do you think...

Xi Lanxu glanced at the subordinate, still jealous: What Demon Queen? How many times have I told you? That little demon threw himself at me. He's not my queen!

Threw himself at him?

Qi Mu stepped back. Right, he still had his childhood sweetheart.

So, three months into the pregnancy, on a dark and windy night, Xi Lanxu casually fed a few traitors from his clan to the bugs. After cleaning himself up, he went home, planning to tell Qi Mu the good news that they were having a baby. But when he pushed open the door, the whole house was pitch-black. There was no one there.

Three months later, in a remote town,

Qi Mu was laughing and chatting with the protagonist.

In the blink of an eye, someone had him cornered against a wall.

Qi Mu was terrified, only to discover that it was Xi Lanxu.

So Qi Mu smiled and said, "Xi Lanxu, I'm done playing with you."

Xi Lanxu leaned closer and asked, "Then who do you want to play with?"

Qi Mu said, "Big Brother Shen, Lu Yi, Xiao Hua, anyone. Just not you!"

"Mu Mu."

"The baby can move."

"I'm your big brother."

Little scene one:

The demon doctor handed over the medicine. "This medicine works best if you take it beforehand. Oh, oh? My lord, why did you swallow it?"

Xi Lanxu, confused after taking the pregnancy pill: "Didn't you say to take it beforehand?"

The demon doctor: "Huh?"

"Huh!!! Who's supposed to take it???"

Little scene two:

The demon doctor said, "Childbirth is a brush with death for women. My lord, perhaps we should give the Demon Queen another pregnancy pill."

Xi Lanxu frowned, not hearing clearly. "Wait, what did you just say?"

The demon doctor looked confused. Xi Lanxu asked, "Childbirth is a brush with death for women, so it's even worse for men giving birth?"

The demon doctor nodded, thinking Xi Lanxu finally understood. Instead, Xi Lanxu smacked him on the head. "Then why are you wasting time talking? Don't you know Qi Mu has weak spiritual power and a low cultivation level?"

The demon doctor: "Huh?"

Xi Lanxu: "Are you trying to hurt him?"

The demon doctor shook his head frantically. "No, no, no!"

La la la, here are the upcoming works, summarized by Xiao Xin to save time. Please take a look.

Not much to say. Upcoming work 1: Master, Your Brainwashing Failed, So Master Threw Out the Marriage Contract. Mutual topping, reversal, details in the comments announcement. Current status: complete.

Upcoming work 2: The True and Fake Young Masters: I'm Urging My Brother to Ascend. Modern fantasy, currently updating. A wealthy family's true and fake young masters, the entertainment industry, a reborn older brother, a cloud possessing someone, and a fake young master who opens his eyes bent on revenge. He meets a tribulation cloud, the true young master, who watches TV dramas, thinks he's an immortal lord, and insists he hurry up and ascend so the cloud can fulfill its purpose in life. After the two go through a story of "Hurry up and ascend" and "Are you crazy?", the fake young master sees the authorities come knocking and realizes: It wasn't him who was crazy. It was the world.

Finally, My Spirit Beast Turned into My First Love, and I Ran Away from My Wedding in Women's Clothes. After mistaking his nemesis for a wingman and using him to pursue the goddess, the protagonist discovers that the two of them are one person. He even runs away on his wedding day. This is the story of the protagonist's child. Please add it to your collection!

Thematic message: Live well, and be earnest and kind.