My Sect Is Full of Two-Faced Tea Addicts and Clowns

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Synopsis:

A feisty, beauty-loving, drama-queen uke who fights back × a loyal, puppy-like seme disciple who overthinks everything.

It all began when the craziest Lord of the Gods abducted the most well-behaved prince of the Demon Clan. And so...

Cheng Nuo transmigrated into a book. His final mission ended in a master-disciple world. After ten thousand years of unpaid work, he was finally going to retire!

Unexpectedly, the System suddenly announced an upgrade and made Cheng Nuo the reformer of villains.

Cheng Nuo: What do I do? I just beat up the protagonist.

The System turned away and pretended to be an idiot.

It said, "Host, you need to collect seven kinds of stats from the protagonist."

Cheng Nuo: Sure thing.

The customer's needs are his command.

But then the System said, "Congratulations, Host. You have earned the target's happiness points and unlocked the second mission. Please collect the target's anger points before the deadline."

Cheng Nuo: ...

Fine, we're in the service industry...

The System said, "It's not just satisfaction and anger points."

Cheng Nuo relaxed. He knew it.

The System continued, "You need to collect satisfaction, anger, inferiority, pleasure, love, corruption, and possessiveness, all at once."

Cheng Nuo: ...

Stop, stop, stop! A mountain just landed on my shoulders.

His master was about to die, but then he turned around and asked, "Who says a master-disciple world only has a master and a disciple?"

Your disciple was a mermaid in his previous life, an emperor in another, and now he's on his third run.

Cheng Nuo finally flung down the handbook and demanded, "Who wrote this world's script?!"

The unreliable System stammered before finally answering: "You did."

Cheng Nuo: ?

The world returns to the beginning: the craziest Lord of the Gods abducts the most well-behaved prince of the Demon Realm.

But the world changes, and the tides turn. The prince gives his life for the Lord of the Gods.

After that, the Lord of the Gods refuses to be a god ever again and begs the Heavenly Dao to let him do a hundred thousand years of unpaid work. Then...

The mission ends, the story is over, and the System congratulates Cheng Nuo: "Lord of the Gods, go. That's your resurrected lover."

Cheng Nuo: "Huh... me?"

The disciple, moved: "Master..."

Senior Brother: "..."

The other senior and junior disciples: "Wow~"

System: "Mm."

Cheng Nuo: Who gets it? I'd forgotten ages ago. What lover? But I really do like my disciple. A hundred thousand years? Was I really that devoted? Damn this story. But why did I write myself as a villain? Am I sick?

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Theme: Learn to adapt to changing circumstances.