After Returning from the Infinite, I Slacked Off on a Parenting Variety Show

[September 2023: Silly comedy]

After clearing countless worlds, Ke Luo transmigrated into a melodramatic novel with the game's core and became a vicious cannon-fodder character.

The vicious cannon fodder's younger brother was the protagonist's beloved, the darling of everyone, with wealth, love, and everything else...

Ke Luo had nothing but the game's core.

Ke Luo decided to join the only variety show about parenting that had sent him an invitation.

Life was hard, so if he didn't have a kid, he'd just make one himself.

Ke Luo molded the game's core into a child with big eyes, soft fair skin, tiny lotus-root arms, and a sweet, adorable face.

To avoid being found out, Ke Luo carefully taught him:

Human toddlers can't travel at three hundred kilometers per hour. That's a freaking high-speed train.

Don't summon a dungeon boss just because someone stole your little cake. Please make sure the other entertainers survive.

Remember the original plan: slack off, make money, go home, and lie flat.

At first, everything went smoothly.

Until...

The sincere-looking kid sucked on his fingers and tugged at Ke Luo's clothes, speaking in a soft, childish voice. "I checked. The director's family is number one in the film industry. Get ready. Tonight, we'll kill them and rob them."

Ke Luo: "Murder is illegal."

Chubby Kid: "What about male guest number three? His family owns a conglomerate. How about you bring him home to be my new dad? Then we'll inherit everything."

Ke Luo: "..."

Kid: "Wow, that guy who just walked by is pretty good too. Daddy, stay right here. I'll go find you a few men."

*

Thanks to the game's core's tireless efforts, Ke Luo was finally forced to date several people at once.

"For a better tomorrow."

The fair-skinned child carefully counted the days on the calendar. "Today, you have a date with the director. Tomorrow, you talk about musical dreams with the cute young singer. The day after, you watch a movie with the domineering CEO... Oh, there's still time to meet another new fish for two hours."

Ke Luo: "..."

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