Oh No, They're After Me

A straight male photographer x a submissive funeral director

The pursuer watched the pursued go on a few blind dates, seeing him reject one person after another with all sorts of excuses. Last week he was a zero, and this week he was a one. He'd previously asked if the man could change jobs, and the man said no. But when he met someone who didn't mind his job, he said he wanted to lie flat.

The pursuer thought he was pretty interesting.

One day, while working away from home in a torrential downpour, he ran into the pursued and asked if he wanted a ride.

The pursued smiled at him, a tiny, soaked bird cupped in his hands.

The pursuer's heart skipped a beat. Oh no, he's making a move on me.

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