I Made the Divine Lord Weep

[Career-minded, flirtatious Meng Po Qing Li X aloof, unattainable God Lord] Immortal Realm Arc: In the land of Shangqing stands a Fusang tree, shading the earth for a thousand years as immortal cranes circle and cry. A God Lord was born beneath it, destined to rule the Three Realms. By the banks of the River of Forgetfulness lives a Meng Po who has gone thousands of years without receiving her Heavenly Court performance bonus, all because Qing Li still can't brew Meng Po Soup or guide souls to reincarnation. One leisurely day, Qing Li woke up and glimpsed the birth of the Fusang God Lord. She suddenly realized the final ingredient for Meng Po Soup was... a single tear from the Fusang God Lord. Tears come from the seven emotions, but the Fusang God Lord is a block of wood, born without the seven emotions, and naturally without tears. Qing Li was stunned. Is this how shoddily configured God Lords are these days? To get his tears, would she have to use the family heirloom onion to make him cry? To her surprise, the God Lord only caught his breath, then his ears slowly turned red. Mortal Realm Arc: To get his tears, Qing Li accompanied him to the mortal world to undergo a trial, doing everything she could to teach Xiao Jingyun, the reincarnation of the Fusang God Lord, about humanity and the seven emotions. She deliberately let someone die without helping. He felt no fear. She arranged for him to fall from a tall building. He felt no sorrow. She changed his fate so he could rise to the top again. He felt no joy. Only when she made herself the bait and set a beauty trap... She planted a love flower in Xiao Jingyun, forcing the iron tree to bloom. On their wedding night, Qing Li saw his eyes soften and a smile tug at his lips. She remembered their wedding night, when the red candles flickered and they clasped hands, hearing him say, "I don't understand the love between men and women." Qing Li smiled. "I'll teach you." * Xiao Jingyun of the Crown Prince's Palace rose and fell twice, yet always remained disciplined and courteous, dressed in white like a pure, refined gentleman. He was the man of countless women's dreams in Shengdu. The world praised him as noble and pure, like a proud plum blossom standing in the snow, a banished immortal beyond reach. The world blamed him for following rules to the letter, abiding by morality all his life, and understanding neither human feelings nor love. Yet no one knew that even the stiff and proper Xiao Jingyun could gaze tenderly at someone and say, "I don't understand the love between men and women, but you're the only one I want to spend my life with." Later, when the love flower's spell was broken, Xiao Jinyun's Adam's apple bobbed as tears, stirred by the ache in his heart, welled in his eyes. "Love? It was nothing but a tear and a deception." "From now on, we'll never see each other again, not in this vast world." Qing Li's gaze faltered. She knew that the block of wood had finally felt the seven emotions, and finally shed a tear. The Fusang God Lord completed his trial and ascended to godhood. They met again in the Shangqing Immortal Realm, where Qing Li smiled brightly and said, "Husband, this is the Immortal Realm. We can see each other again!" Reading Guide: 1. One-on-one romance + happy ending + plot-focused + sweet 2. In the Mortal Realm Arc, the heroine will have lots of golden fingers while living among mortals! (The Mortal Realm Arc will include a little court intrigue.) 3. The setting is entirely fictional. Upcoming novel: Married to My Nemesis Ji Qingwan was a celebrated young lady in Bianjing, admired by countless other girls. But on her coming-of-age day, the Ji family was falsely accused and disaster struck. Soldiers stormed their home. Then a man in black appeared before her, wearing a black ice Rakshasa mask and holding an imperial decree. His voice was hoarse: "The men will be taken to the Surveillance Bureau. The women will be exiled." As soon as he spoke, she recognized him as Xie Xun, the rising star before the emperor and chief of the Surveillance Bureau. Rumor had it he wielded immense power, second only to The Outcast. But now the Surveillance Bureau no longer cleared unjust cases. Instead, it had become a lackey to corrupt officials. To avenge her family, Ji Qingwan went beyond the frontier with a heart full of hatred. Three years later, the emperor granted a general amnesty, and she was permitted to return to the capital. On the way, she found a young man on the verge of death. Just then, her aunt, coveting wealth and status, wanted to marry her off to a brutal, corrupt official. To break the engagement, she impulsively exchanged vows with the young man she'd found, making him her husband. After their marriage, they treated each other with courtesy, but were distant in heart and mind, and never consummated their marriage. In their estrangement, Ji Qingwan discovered many suspicious things about her husband. His memory was incomplete. His back was covered in sword wounds. His knowledge and martial arts were extraordinary, beyond ordinary people. Using her husband's remarkable abilities and the medical skills passed down by her grandfather, she overcame challenge after challenge and successfully joined the Surveillance Bureau. She pretended to go along with everything, all the while planning how to assassinate Xie Xun. After she joined the Surveillance Bureau, her cold and distant husband began acting increasingly strangely, making several attempts to win her favor. Gradually, she began to suspect his identity. She glimpsed the greatest swordsman in the world, dead by his blade. She heard the most powerful minister in Great Zhou kneel at his feet and address him as Chief Xie. Ji Qingwan sneered and stayed her hand. From then on, she thought only of this: How could she kill her own husband? How could she become a widow? #Marriage before love, amnesiac hero, husband pursues wife after marriage #Clear-headed, independent heroine, a corpse collector by profession. The hero is dark and scheming. Premise: Stay determined and defy fate. Let love fill your heart, and join hands to save the world.