The Pretty NPC Refuses to Cuddle

Finished on 5/17! If you haven't read it yet, hurry up, bb~ [Unrestrained Short Story, the Top Doesn't Show Up Until Much Later lol] My next novel is Diagnosis: Mental Illness, and My Mental State Got Better. Please add it to your to-read list. In the kitchen, Shen Zaiqing was making afternoon tea for his boyfriend and younger brother. Suggestive sounds came from behind him. "Ah... Don't... Not here, Shen Zaiqing will find out!" The script showed that the next scene was: [His boyfriend roughly tore open his younger brother's two thin layers of clothing, and then...] Shen Zaiqing began editing the script: [His boyfriend roughly tore open his younger brother's twenty thousand thin layers of clothing, and then... tore... he couldn't finish tearing them...] - Shen Zaiqing was reborn. The bad news: He was living in an erotica novel. In the early chapters, he was one part of the protagonists' play, and later on, he and the domineering CEO would have two thousand nights of shameless fun. The good news: The story was still in its early stages, and he was bound to a script-editing System. Shen Zaiqing diligently followed the plot and did his part in the protagonists' play. He just hadn't expected the protagonists to start looking at him differently. Why did everyone want to sleep with him?! The script's style gradually changed, too: [Protagonist 1 holds a mysterious pill that can transform a certain bodily organ. "Then you'll be able to carry my child."] Shen Zaiqing scribbled furiously. [Protagonist 1 holds a mysterious pill that can transform a certain bodily organ. "Then I'll be able to carry your child."] [Protagonist 2 wants to take him on a tour of the basement, which is full of...] Shen Zaiqing's hand was moving so fast it left afterimages as he edited the script. [Protagonist 2 wants to take him on a tour of the basement, which is full of Five-Year College Entrance Exam, Three-Year Mock Exam study guides.] As protagonists 3, 4, 4... followed suit... Shen Zaiqing: I really can't edit it all! There's just too much! - Lin Hexiu was the domineering CEO who would have two thousand shameless nights with Shen Zaiqing later on. One day, Lin Hexiu discovered that he could hear Shen Zaiqing's thoughts. At first, Lin Hexiu was secretly pleased. Shen Zaiqing was turning down everyone else's advances. He must have a secret crush on Lin Hexiu and want to save himself for him. Until one day, Shen Zaiqing's thoughts rang out. [The script says Lin Hexiu is going to a wedding in a bit.] [Hmm... How should I change this?] [I get it! Lin Hexiu is going to get a vasectomy in a bit...] Lin Hexiu: !!! No! Absolutely not! - A pretty, clueless darling with no heart x My wife absolutely cannot not love me, top - Diagnosis: Mental Illness, and My Mental State Got Even Better Gu Yue is the textbook case of a universally disliked fake young master. After the real young master is brought home, no matter how pathetically Gu Yue grovels and tries to please his family, his parents still despise him and treat the real young master like a treasure. The boyfriend he's loved for years is secretly the real young master's devoted simp. Even in the entertainment industry, people are always yelling at him to get lost. One day, Gu Yue is diagnosed with a severe mental illness. At this rate, he might not even live through the year. Gu Yue: I'm going to die anyway, so why the hell should I care about all that? - His parents rummage through Gu Yue's luggage without permission, then throw him out with his bags, saying the real young master is the only one who can live at home. Standing on his luggage, Gu Yue grabs his father's head. "Well, well, your shabby little house only has two bedrooms, and you still want to play rich people with some fake-young-master, real-young-master crap? At your place, you might as well play fake maids. Anyone born into this family is doomed." The boyfriend Gu Yue has spent years fawning over shields the real young master and scolds Gu Yue, telling him to take it out on him and never lay a hand on the real young master. Gu Yue gives him two sharp slaps, then grabs the iron rod beside him. "Sure, sure. You love showing off how manly you are, don't you? If you dare dodge today, I'll turn you into a eunuch on the spot." Netizens flood Gu Yue's Weibo with abuse, scolding him for being less cultured and refined than the real young master. Gu Yue simply changes his account name to This Account Only Likes Handsome Guys. @This Account Only Likes Handsome Guys: Come on, post a photo so I can see your face. If you're below an 8, don't bark at me. Your mom's womb is a better fit for you. - One day, the real young master gets hold of Gu Yue's mental illness diagnosis and secretly posts it online. He hopes Gu Yue will obediently go to the hospital for electroshock therapy instead of hiding outside and causing trouble for everyone. Unexpectedly, before Gu Yue can respond, the netizens lose their minds first. -Gu Yue is crazy? No way, he seems perfectly normal to me! (Imitating Gu Yue by washing my hair upside down and having dinner at the same time.) -What's wrong with Gu Yue? What's wrong with him? What's wrong with him?! (Slaps you twice, then asks again: What's wrong with him?!) -I believe this world is one giant insane asylum, but I can guarantee that Gu Yue and I are absolutely sane! If you dare arrest my internet mouthpiece and source of joy, I'll kill your whole family tomorrow! (Turning into an ape overnight, hoisting an AK, and going rat-a-tat at your whole family.) Real young master: ? Before long, the website of the Lu family, one of the country's most powerful families, posts a lawyer's letter. It is a statement announcing legal action against netizens who maliciously disclosed the privacy of the Lu family's young master. At the same time, the world's leading professor of neurology, who is famously mysterious and never appears in public, makes his first public post. -@Real Young Master, are you saying my wife is mentally ill? -My friend, are you questioning my ability? - They throw rocks at me, so I turn around and hit them with a brick. I pound them until they can't lift their heads, then use the rocks to build their tomb. Theme: Cast off worldly distractions and bravely listen to the voice of your heart.