Reborn and Running Into My Ex-Husband on a Dating Show

In their seventh year of marriage, the two top-tier star husbands finally announced the century's biggest bad ending: their divorce. A friend asked why they were getting divorced. Jiang Qingjiu replied coolly, "I'm sick of having to outwit him every day and hide his car keys because I don't want him street racing. Am I his mother?" Lu Yingchuan sneered. "Jiang Qingjiu would rather sleep hugging his car keys than sleep hugging me. Hah. I left him the keys, so he can spend the rest of his life sleeping with the keys he loves most. Locked together forever. My best wishes, dear." After the divorce, Jiang Qingjiu and Lu Yingchuan decided to forget each other and never meet again. Then a car accident struck, bringing them back to the time when they had just debuted and didn't know each other yet. - After being reborn, Jiang Qingjiu signed up for a dating reality show. Just as he was preparing to enjoy the second spring of his life, the door to the show opened, and his future goofy ex-husband, Lu Yingchuan, walked in with an unbearably smug look on his face. One look at each other was enough for them to realize the other had been reborn too. What rotten luck. Seeing the awkward atmosphere, the director hurriedly asked, "Do you two know each other?" Jiang Qingjiu replied coolly, "No." Lu Yingchuan sneered. "Who is he? Why would I have to know him?" Seeing that the two didn't know each other, Jiang Qingjiu's friend tugged at his sleeve, looking bashful. "Babe, Lu Yingchuan is so dreamy, I'm dead." Lu Yingchuan's buddy winked at him. "Man, Jiang Qingjiu looks so otherworldly. Do you think he's kind of into me?" Jiang Qingjiu hesitated. "How about we eat something good instead? What's so dreamy about him?" Lu Yingchuan looked disgusted. "Make time to see an eye doctor. What's so otherworldly about him?" Netizens: Do these two have a blood feud or something??? - One day, Lu Yingchuan came down with a fever, and the show crew sent Jiang Qingjiu to wake him up. In the dim room, Jiang Qingjiu lost his balance and fell onto the bed, with Lu Yingchuan pinning him beneath himself. Lu Yingchuan buried his face in Jiang Qingjiu's neck, pitifully mumbling like a big dog, "Wife, don't go. Let me hold you a little longer." The whole internet erupted in an instant. !!! Since when did you two have this kind of relationship!!! As the camera spun around at top speed, Jiang Qingjiu coldly warned Lu Yingchuan, "Lu Yingchuan, try faking an illness on me again and see what happens." "I'll beat the skin off you, believe me?" - Content warnings: 1. They are each other's first love. Both were at fault in the divorce, mainly due to difficulties adjusting to each other's personalities. Neither committed a serious betrayal. 2. After being reborn, the bottom is 22 and the top is 21. The top is goofy and has a seriously wonky thought process. 3. The bottom has a tendency to attract everyone. On the dating show, he interacts with other cast members in ways that don't go beyond friendship. The top has a mild groveling-to-win-his-wife-back arc, and there are dramatic love-triangle situations. The top's thought process isn't quite like a normal person's. My taste is just this outrageous and tacky (hands on hips). 4. The reality show starts in Chapter 6. 5. That's it for the blurb, 2022.12.24 - My next book will be "After Being Diagnosed with Mental Illness, My Mental State Got Even Better." Please add it to your reading list~ Gu Yue is the standard universally hated fake young master. After the real young master is found and brought home, no matter how humbly Gu Yue begs and fawns over his family, his parents still despise him and dote on the real young master instead. The boyfriend he's loved for years is secretly the real young master's devoted follower. Even after he makes it into show business, people yell at him to get out every day. One day, Gu Yue is diagnosed with a severe mental illness. If things keep going this way, he might not even live through the year. Gu Yue: I'm going to die anyway, so why bother worrying about all that crap? - His parents rummage through Gu Yue's things without permission, then kick him out with his bags, saying there's room in the house only for the real young master. Gu Yue steps on his luggage and grabs his father's head. "Wow, your house is so shabby it has only two bedrooms, and you still want to play the rich family's fake-versus-real young master game? You might as well play fake-versus-real maid. Anyone born into your family is doomed to bad luck." The boyfriend Gu Yue has fawned over for years steps in front of the real young master and tells him to take it out on him instead, and never to touch the real young master. Gu Yue goes up and slaps him twice, then grabs the iron rod beside him. "Sure, sure. You love showing off your manly side, don't you? If you dare dodge today, I'll turn you into a eunuch on the spot." Netizens flood Gu Yue's Weibo account with insults, scolding him for being less refined and reasonable than the real young master. Gu Yue immediately changes his account name to This Account Only Likes Looking at Handsome Guys. @This Account Only Likes Looking at Handsome Guys: Come on, post a photo and let me see your face. If you're under an eight, don't bark at me. Your mother's womb suits you better. - One day, the real young master gets hold of Gu Yue's mental illness diagnosis and secretly posts it online. He hopes Gu Yue will go to the hospital and obediently receive electroshock therapy instead of hiding outside and causing trouble for everyone. Unexpectedly, before Gu Yue can respond, the netizens lose their cool first. -Gu Yue is crazy? No, he seems totally normal to me! (Imitating Gu Yue by washing my hair upside down, and having a meal while I'm at it.) -What's wrong with Gu Yue? What's wrong with him? What's wrong with him? (I slap you twice and ask again: what's wrong with him!) -I believe this world is one giant mental hospital, but I'm certain Gu Yue and I are absolutely normal! If you dare arrest my internet voice and source of happiness, I'll kill your whole family tomorrow! (Transforming into an ape overnight and carrying an AK while going rat-a-tat-tat at your whole family.) The real young master: ? Not long after, the website of the top-tier Lu family posts a lawyer's letter. It is a statement announcing legal action against netizens who maliciously disclosed the privacy of the Lu family's younger son. At the same time, the world's leading professor of neurology, who has always been mysterious and never appeared in public, makes a public post for the first time. -@Real Young Master, you're saying my wife is mentally ill? -My friend, are you questioning my abilities? Theme: Treat others with sincerity.