[This novel will start its final arc on Thursday, with chapters 22-41. If you haven't read them yet, remember to save them in advance!]
Preorder: Can You Take a Look at After I Take My Future Kid on a Parenting Variety Show and Become Famous?
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Blurb:
Lu Zhi has lost his memory. The moment he opens his eyes, he is told that he is the legal spouse of Jiang Xing, an award-winning actor in the entertainment industry, and that he only won Jiang Xing over after years of relentless pursuit. The other man has always had a white moonlight in his heart.
Amnesiac Lu Zhi: I'm definitely a pathetic simp.
Jiang Xing has lost his memory too. He discovers that he's been married for four years to an ordinary guy named Lu Zhi, who has his heart set on a young heartthrob and treats him with cold indifference. And to top it all off, Jiang Xing is the one going out of his way to fuss over him and take care of him.
Amnesiac Jiang Xing: My fists are clenching.
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Later, the two of them appear together on a romance variety show for married couples.
And so, in the episodes that follow, viewers see:
Lu Zhi: Jiang Xing cheated.
Jiang Xing: Hah. Who's paying? Go ask that guy with the surname Lu.
Lu Zhi: Get up and get to work.
Jiang Xing: What if I don't?
Viewer 1: Is this really a dating show, not a divorce show?
Viewer 2: They should just get divorced. I'll pay the filing fee.
Viewer 3: If these two don't divorce, I'll write my name backwards.
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Midway through the show, the production team introduces a wristband challenge:
Both wear wristbands that monitor their heart rates. If one person's heart rate speeds up, the other gets a cash prize.
Lu Zhi: What kind of joke is this? How could I fall for him?
Jiang Xing: Hah. Getting him to fall for me will be easy.
And so...
They help each other face-slap the haters, invite each other to candlelit dinners, pick out each other's favorite birthday cakes, and then start spending lavishly... Every trick meant to make the other person's heart flutter seems to escalate, until...
According to the heart-rate charts released by the production team, both their heart rates shoot straight up!
Viewer 1: Aaaaaah, what's going on? They're so good at this, both of them are such flirts!
Viewer 2: How can you not let them kiss!!! Jiang Xing, are you even up to it!!!
Viewer 3: The one who said they'd write their name backwards, get back here!
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Until one day, the two of them regain their memories.
Watching clips of them messing with each other on the show, they are both at a loss for words: Is it too late to head to the crematorium now?
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No matter how many times we forget, you're always the one who strikes straight through my heart.
Aloof college student x carefree, devil-may-care award-winning actor.
Both each other's first love, both secretly in love, both lose their memories. Always 1v1, devoted to each other, and they get their memories back in the end.
A livestream story, featuring silly comments from viewers. No real-life inspiration. An entertainment-industry story exclusive to Jinjiang. A simple, brainless, sweet romance. Don't take it too seriously.
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Preorder: The Little One Comes Back to Find His Dad
Yu Qiu, a washed-up D-list celebrity, has recently been saddled with a little kid.
The kid says his name is Yu Jiujiu and that he's from the future. He also says his two dads are Yu Qiu and He Hongyi, Yu Qiu's longtime archenemy.
Yu Qiu raises an eyebrow. Is He Hongyi bored and looking for a way to mess with him, using a kid like this?
But then the DNA test results come back, and Yu Qiu really is Yu Jiujiu's biological father.
Just as Yu Jiujiu chatters excitedly about wanting to see his other dad, He Hongyi, Yu Qiu tears up the DNA report without expression. "From now on, I'm your only dad."
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To save up for Yu Jiujiu's formula, Yu Qiu, hated by the entire internet, takes the little kid on a parenting variety show.
The news sends the whole internet into an uproar. #YuQiuAbusesChild, #YuQiuGetOffTheParentingShow, #KidRun, and a string of other negative hashtags trend online.
When the show goes live,
other guests are either completely overwhelmed trying to care for their kids or driven to the brink by them.
Yu Qiu takes Yu Jiujiu up trees to pick peaches, down to the river to catch fish, sneaks out for midnight snacks, and throws tantrums to fight the production team's unfair rules.
Yu Jiujiu doesn't cry or fuss. Even when he's covered in mud and has oil all over his mouth, he still clings to Yu Qiu, gazing at him with starry eyes and blinking nonstop. "You're so awesome, Dad! I love you more than anything!"
Viewers: Who wouldn't envy a childhood like that?!
For a while, everyone online wants a big-brother-style dad like Yu Qiu and an obedient little one like Yu Jiujiu!
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Meanwhile, explosive claims spread online that Yu Qiu is a scumbag who got an innocent girl pregnant and stole her child, all to create a stir on the parenting show.
Then, during the next livestream, platform CEO He Hongyi appears as a guest. Yu Jiujiu grabs He Hongyi by the sleeve and drags him right over to Yu Qiu, practically bursting with excitement. "Dad, look! My big dad came back from the dead!"
The entire internet erupts!!!
The scumbag dad instantly becomes a long-suffering mom!
A runaway-pregnancy story is happening right beside me!
After the truth comes out, Yu Qiu hides in a corner, drawing circles.
He Hongyi stands behind him, smiling faintly. "I heard you got pregnant with our kid behind my back, and went around telling everyone I was dead?"
Theme: Only a sincere heart can find a happy love.
After watching it, I thought about my relationship with my boyfriend, because we are both relatively strong people, and we like to quarrel with each other. I used to be dissatisfied with my relationship with him, and thought it was not like this at the beginning. But after a few years together, it became a daily quarrel. I often feel troubled by this matter. Now I think it is best for my boyfriend to be like that. If he becomes a gentleman, I will feel strange.
I want to ask why the advance collection of the next book "Zha Gong Starts to Love Me After I Die" is no longer available... I really want to follow this introduction.
The truth is indeed a bit outrageous
Finished spreading flowers! Jiang Xing is finally done. I can't see enough. I still want to see them in love. Woohoo.
Help! ! ! ! ! ! Woohoo! ! ! ! ! Why is it over?
Good. . . How embarrassing. . . I can't do it anymore. . _(: D)∠)_
I can tolerate this! Isn't it a man! I almost want to rush over and press my head.
I finally finished the chase and I cried while watching it, but it was so sweet.
Finished spreading flowers! ! These two are really stupid couples, hahaha
Interesting... After I finished my homework and finished reading these two, they were having a lot of fun.
After watching it, I thought about my relationship with my boyfriend, because we are both relatively strong people, and we like to quarrel with each other. I used to be dissatisfied with my relationship with him, and thought it was not like this at the beginning. But after a few years together, it became a daily quarrel. I often feel troubled by this matter. Now I think it is best for my boyfriend to be like that. If he becomes a gentleman, I will feel strange.
I want to ask why the advance collection of the next book "Zha Gong Starts to Love Me After I Die" is no longer available... I really want to follow this introduction.
The truth is indeed a bit outrageous
Finished spreading flowers! Jiang Xing is finally done. I can't see enough. I still want to see them in love. Woohoo.
Help! ! ! ! ! ! Woohoo! ! ! ! ! Why is it over?
Good. . . How embarrassing. . . I can't do it anymore. . _(: D)∠)_
I can tolerate this! Isn't it a man! I almost want to rush over and press my head.
I finally finished the chase and I cried while watching it, but it was so sweet.
Finished spreading flowers! ! These two are really stupid couples, hahaha
Interesting... After I finished my homework and finished reading these two, they were having a lot of fun.