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Gu Yue was the textbook unwanted fake young master.
After the real young master was found and brought home, no matter how humbly Gu Yue acted or how hard he tried to please his family,
his parents still hated him and treated the real young master like a treasure.
The boyfriend he had admired for years was secretly the real young master's devoted lackey.
Even in showbiz, people were always yelling at him to get lost.
One day, Gu Yue was diagnosed with a severe mental illness.
At this rate, he might not even live to see the end of the year.
Gu Yue: If I'm going to die anyway, why bother worrying about all that crap?
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His adoptive father threw out Gu Yue's suitcase and kicked him out, bag and all, saying there was only room for the real young master.
Gu Yue flipped over the dining table. “Wow, your house is so cramped it only has two bedrooms, and you still want to play rich-family games with fake and real young masters? You might as well play at having fake and real maids. Anyone born into your family is doomed.”
The boyfriend Gu Yue had spent years chasing stood in front of the real young master and scolded him, saying if he had a problem, he should take it up with him and leave the real young master alone.
Gu Yue went up and slapped him twice across the face. Then he grabbed the iron bar beside him. “Sure, sure. You love showing off how manly you are, don't you? If you dodge even once today, I'll turn you into a eunuch right here.”
Netizens hurled abuse at Gu Yue on Weibo, scolding him for being less refined and sensible than the real young master.
Gu Yue simply changed his Weibo username to This Account Only Likes Handsome Guys.
@This Account Only Likes Handsome Guys: Come on, post a photo and show me your face. If you're under an 8, don't bark at me. Your mom's womb is a better place for you.
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One day, the real young master got hold of Gu Yue's psychiatric diagnosis and secretly posted it online.
He hoped Gu Yue would go to the hospital and obediently undergo electroshock therapy instead of hiding out and making life miserable for everyone.
But before Gu Yue could respond, the netizens had already lost it.
- Gu Yue is crazy? No, he seems totally fine to me! (Currently imitating Gu Yue by doing a headstand while washing my hair and eating a meal at the same time.)
- What's wrong with Gu Yue? What's wrong with Gu Yue? What's wrong with Gu Yue? (Slaps you twice and asks again: What's wrong with him?)
- I believe the whole world is one giant mental hospital, but I can guarantee that Gu Yue and I are the normal ones! If you dare arrest my internet voice of reason and source of joy, I'll kill your whole family tomorrow! (Transforming into an ape overnight and hefting an AK while going rat-a-tat-tat at your whole family.)
The real young master: ?
Not long afterward, the website of the top-tier Lu family released a lawyer's letter.
It was a statement announcing legal action against malicious netizens who had unlawfully exposed the private information of the Lu family's young master.
At the same time, the world's leading professor of neurology, who was notoriously mysterious and had never appeared in public, made a post for the first time.
- @Real Young Master, are you saying my beloved has a mental illness?
- My friend, are you questioning my abilities?
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Coming soon: The Roughneck Raises a Kid: Just Staying Alive Is Enough, a healing slice-of-life story told from the gong's perspective.
Roughneck CEO gong x domestic, snail-girl shou x adorable mini gong
Yao Bai was the textbook domineering CEO.
A born workaholic and overtime addict, he would roll up his sleeves and work alongside his employees whenever the company got busy.
His life was a straight line between the gym and the office. Nobody had ever seen him smile, and his subordinates privately called him the Living King of Hell.
One early morning, Yao Bai opened the door before heading out for his morning run.
There was a little kid crouched by his front door, looking down and counting ants. He wore a checked shirt and overalls, had little arms and legs, and was clutching a baby bottle.
The worst part was that the child had a face exactly like Yao Bai's when he was little.
It was obviously three-year-old Yao Bai!
Little Yao Bai turned his head. He spoke with a tiny, wavering voice and a little milk burp, his baby-fat cheeks pink and plump.
“W-who are you? Why are you at my house?”
Yao Bai slammed the door shut.
Impossible. He could never have been that stupid as a child.
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To keep his younger self from ending up on the street,
Yao Bai eventually took Little Yao Bai in.
Little Yao Bai was fussy and vain.
He wanted warm milk in the morning.
He refused to go to kindergarten unless he wore nice clothes.
He even wanted a balanced dinner with meat and vegetables.
Yao Bai mixed the formula with cold water, willy-nilly.
He put Little Yao Bai's thermal underwear on the outside, used a pair of long johns as a scarf, and styled his hair with wet hands.
He cooked the steak until it was twenty degrees of doneness, then handed it over with a cold expression. “Now there are no germs. You can eat it without worrying.”
Little Yao Bai had bedhead and puffed cheeks as he chewed the steak with all his might.
His little face creased with misery like a crumpled bun. He sighed.
“Yao Bai, what kind of life did you live before I came along?”
To help Big Yao Bai live a normal life,
Little Yao Bai looked around and eventually decided that Yao Bai's secretary, Tao Tao, seemed dependable.
He clutched Tao Tao's clothes and looked up to ask, “Big brother, could I ask you to take care of Yao Bai from now on?”
Tao Tao: ?!
Could it be that Little Yao Bai had already discovered he had been secretly in love with Yao Bai for decades?
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Word got around the social scene that Yao Bai was married and had a child, but not a single photo ever surfaced.
The most sought-after bachelor in the circle had been snatched away, and rumors spread everywhere.
Some said Yao Bai's wife was ugly and too embarrassing to show in public.
Others said that Yao Bai, who had built his fortune from nothing, had married into his wife's family, which was wealthy and powerful and clearly looked down on him.
Some even started attacking the child's appearance.
Then one day, a variety show featuring children, produced by Yao Bai's company, premiered.
Yao Bai's family appeared on the show as special guest stars.
On screen, Tao Tao held Little Yao Bai in his arms, turning to look at Yao Bai with a gaze so intense it practically dripped with longing.
[You call that look on Tao Tao's face a bad relationship?]
[Little Yao Bai and President Yao look like they were made from the same mold. President Yao ranked 13th in the world's 100 most handsome men last year, and you call this kid ugly? Excuse me?]
[Seriously, has nobody noticed that Tao Tao's belly looks weirdly big...?]
[Holy crap... President Yao really is a winner in life.]
[President Yao really is a winner in life!]
[Holy crap... Forget everything else. I'm dreaming about President Yao tonight! (Closes eyes gently.)]
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Content warnings:
Gong-focused! The story revolves around Yao Bai.
A domestic slice-of-life romance about raising a child. The shou has a crush on the gong.
The shou gazes at the gong, and the gong spoils the shou.
It's more or less a story about a family of three healing each other, with lots of sweet everyday moments.
Theme: Keep striving and moving forward, no matter what setbacks you face!
If you like being listened to so much, why not start a live broadcast for these two bitches?
The protagonist is still too normal, and he doesn't go crazy even if he feels so wronged. . .
Author, where have you been?
Urging you to update, the small bench has been moved.
If you scold me tonight, you will catch a big bug in the author~
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