I Took My Ancestor on a Parenting Show and Became a Top-Tier Star

[My next story will be this one: The Hated, Disabled Kitty Wants Cuddles Too. It's listed at the very bottom. Please add it to your collection! QAQ]

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Lin Ting is a phoenix. After an accident, he is reborn through nirvana and transmigrates back to a little world he once lived in, where he becomes an egg.

A hundred years later, he hatches into a five-year-old child. He's lost all his magic and can only understand animal speech. He checks the fates and finds that his son in this world is still alive, then heads down the mountain to look for him, only to find he can't find him at all!

Good news: He meets his great-grandson.

Bad news: His great-grandson is even poorer than he is.

Good news: There's a variety show about kids they can join.

Little Adventurers is a travel livestream variety show where children and their guardians visit animals. The production team spends a fortune inviting well-known celebrity families to join. When it's the turn of Yu Qingyue, a has-been celebrity included to make up the numbers, he gets just one line on camera: “Let me introduce my little ancestor.”

At each tourist attraction, the guests and children introduce the local scenery and animals. The show's main theme is caring for the environment and protecting animals.

After the show starts, other livestream rooms:

Ancient town: Experience country life, listen to birdsong, and learn to cook with the adults.

Farm: Learn how to get along with animals and about the chicks' growth.

Grassland: Become part of the grasslands and tame herds of cattle, sheep, and horses.

Comments:

Oh my gosh, all these kids are such sweethearts!

So cute! So healing!

The scenery is gorgeous. I want to go!

Now look at the great-grandson and little ancestor's livestream:

Ancient town

Yu Qingyue (reading aloud): In broad daylight, why did a cat give a stray dog two hard slaps, one with each paw?

Farm

Yu Qingyue (mysteriously): Why does the nastiest hen, whose comb is more crooked than the rest, love making mournful wails at night?

Grassland

Yu Qingyue (after a pause): A big guy does five lightning-fast whip strikes, only aiming for the sheep's rear. Why are the onlookers so indifferent, counting the spectacle and totaling 99 lashes?

Comments:

This is ridiculous!! Anyone with nine years of compulsory education wouldn't watch a boring story like this.

No views, no fans. Report them for clickbait and be done with it!

The viewers complain and curse, but after watching the full versions, they realize just how wrong they were!

The little ancestor, crouching on the ground and petting a cat: “A dog who begs for love won't be loved.”

Cat owner: “That dog fell for someone else. The vet said Xiaohua was lovesick and going crazy. Thanks for helping me tame it.”

Viewers: ??!

The little ancestor, collecting eggs: “Ugly chickens make the most trouble!”

Farm owner: “Thank you, little one. Ever since Cuihua left, these hens have been fighting to bare their bellies and offer up their freshly laid eggs. They have better appetites, too.”

Viewers: What?!!

The little ancestor, kicking the leader of the flock to its knees: “Eat your grass and behave, and you'll end up safely on the table.”

Shepherd: “Hahaha, after getting enough lashes to make a nice round number, it really stopped acting up!”

Viewers: “Holy crap!!”

Lin Ting becomes a viral sensation, and viewers discover that all sorts of animals they've never seen before are appearing in the livestream, from cats and dogs to dolphins and tigers, even a giant panda rubbing all over his legs...

The audience goes from stunned to completely hooked: “Oh my god! Who exactly is this little ancestor?!”

[Reading Guide]

1. This story focuses on family. The main plot is Yu Qingyue and his little ancestor joining a variety show. Romance comes much later.

2. Couples: Yu Qingyue x Cheng Jingyuan, Lin Ting x Pei Xuanji.

(The little ancestor has his own pairing, but he's currently a child, so there's no romance for him yet. His partner is still in another world and will only come after him later.)

3. One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first and only.

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Upcoming Story

[The Hated, Disabled Kitty Wants Cuddles Too]

Jian Xun, hated by everyone, transmigrates into a book. The System tells him that if he can save one person, he can have one wish granted.

Jian Xun happily gets ready to start his life over and follow a powerful big shot to the peak of success, but...

He turns into a cat.

Not just any cat, but a filthy stray kitten with a broken leg!

Luckily, he successfully worms his way into the big shot's home.

At this point, the big shot is still young: a pitiful child whose father doesn't love him and whose mother is gone, living alone as a university student.

Jian Xun plans to coast on his adorable looks and push the plot forward, but the other guy seems not to like cats. No cuddles, no kisses, no pets...

Jian Xun is devastated: Am I still a cat everyone hates?

To get the big shot's attention, the cat, with all his life skills maxed out, starts doing housework.

The cat cooks, serving up braised fish, pickled cabbage fish soup, and steamed fish every day.

The cat does the dishes. Hating water, he leaps onto the dishwasher and starts it!

The cat mops the floor, running around at full speed with a rag under his paws.

The cat gives massages, reaching out his white-mitten paws to pound away with soft kitty punches.

Diligently doing housework and becoming a capable cat, Jian Xun thinks: I'm amazing!

Just like that, he watches helplessly as the pitiful young man turns into a business tycoon.

Then he discovers that the person he's been caring for is actually the biggest villain in the story!

Although Shang Xuci is heir to a top financial dynasty, he is frail, his mother died young, and he suffered abuse as a child. His position is so low that even the family's maids bully him. Then his legs are crippled, and everyone turns against him.

As an adult, Shang Xuci is obsessive and sinister. He deals with his enemies, settles accounts with the traitors, and rises to the peak of power in the Jian family, only to die in an accident.

When he opens his eyes again, he has been reborn in a hospital bed. He looks at his stepmother's hypocritical smile, disgust welling up in his eyes.

Suddenly, a cat leaps out and viciously scratches the woman's face. She flees in fright.

Looking closely at the kitten, he sees that it has a lame leg. Its bright, pale-blue eyes gaze at him, wet and shining.

The next second, the kitten limps away into the bushes.

Has it left...?

Shang Xuci lowers his eyes and curls his fingers into a fist.

Before long, he hears a little kitten meowing. It struggles over to him, tucks in its claws, and tremblingly holds out a gray paw pad. A piece of candy rests on it.

It is the sweetest thing he has ever tasted in this life.

Theme: Protect animals and get closer to science!