I Really Didn't Mean to Be a Harem King (Genshin Impact)

Ever since Oleg downloaded a casual, stress-relieving zoo game recently, his life has changed beyond recognition.

First of all, his superiors have all started acting very strangely.

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Oleg found a little orange fox in the game. It was adorable and sunny-natured, and it even brought him gifts.

Oleg accepted a fish from the little fox.

Then the next day, Young Lord Tartaglia actually invited him to eat fish together!

Oleg: I'm deeply flattered, but I have to decline.

Young Lord Tartaglia is great, but the best thing about him is that he usually leaves people alone.

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Later, Oleg got a little black cat, too.

The little black cat had a terrible temper and meowed nonstop.

Oleg couldn't understand it, but he was pretty sure the cat was cursing up a storm.

Then the next day, Lord Scaramouche chewed him out and cursed him to the depths of hell.

Oleg: ...

What an undeserved calamity. This is truly an undeserved calamity.

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The third little animal was a pretty green snake.

It looked like it was up to no good, but it gave him flowers!

No one can resist pretty flowers from a pretty little snake!

Then, when he received flowers from the Doctor the next day, Oleg wanted to close his eyes and log off for good.

Oleg: If someone offers you something for nothing, they must have an ulterior motive. He must want to use me as a test subject! I'm doomed!

Tonight, I'm going home and uninstalling that stupid game!

It's not relaxing at all!!

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When the zoo welcomed yet another new arrival,

Oleg decided to give up and let things happen.

Whatever happens, happens. It's not like he can uninstall the game anyway.

What else can he do but accept it?

Unexpectedly, though, the gray little wolf and the blue little dragon didn't change Oleg's life at all.

Until one day,

he was notified that Fontaine's Chief Justice and prison warden were visiting, and he was to receive them.

Seeing the familiar color schemes and his superiors standing nearby with dark looks on their faces,

Oleg felt his vision go black!

Good heavens!

Can anyone come save him?!

(Screenshot saved as proof.)

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