Bound to a Simp System [Quick Transmigration]

Chi Xi became a vegetable to save his male idol.

He lay in the hospital for three years, but his idol never once came to visit.

Chi Xi suddenly saw the light:

He was young, fabulously wealthy, and handsome, 188-78-18. Why waste his life digging for wild vegetables!!!

Determined to leave his love-addled ways behind for good, Chi Xi signs an employment contract with the Quick Transmigration Bureau and successfully binds himself to the latest version of the Simp System.

The System requires him to simp for a full hundred high-quality men before he can be reborn.

Chi Xi: Thanks for asking. I've been a simp for twenty years, so I'm very experienced!

He eagerly sets to work and draws up his own set of simp rules.

Rule One: The ones you can't win over are the most irresistible.

Rule Two: Keep your words sweet and your heart cold.

Rule Three: When it's safe, throw yourself into danger. (When your life is at risk, run for it.)

Chi Xi sticks to the rules, and his simping career flourishes.

Countless times, his targets pin him against a wall, put on a whole show of red eyes and hands at his waist, and make awkward declarations like, "I'd give you my life."

But Chi Xi only smiles and gently pushes the desperate men away.

Because back then, every one of them said the same thing to Chi Xi: "I won't get together with you."

So as long as Chi Xi doesn't fall in love, he's free.

No one has the right to tell him he can only simp for one person at a time... right?

Tentative worlds:

1. The domineering CEO and his ace assistant.

2. The movie star and his little agent.

3. The campus heartthrob and his childhood friend next door.

4. The beloved Omega and his backup Alpha.

5. The aloof immortal master and his earnest eldest disciple.

6. The noble prince and the head of his personal guard.

7. The wealthy young master and his childhood betrothed husband.

8. The beautiful mermaid and his caretaker

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Reader's guide:

1. A scumbag gong pretending to be a simp x a loyal dog pretending to be a scumbag shou

2. [The gong isn't a virgin and will have brief affairs with some cannon-fodder shous. Readers who insist on both leads being pure can leave. Bowing.]

3. Please note: in each world, the gong's targets are all cannon-fodder shous, not his wife!!!

4. The mini-worlds end with a happy ending with his wife.

Theme: Everything has two sides