The Sister-in-Law Vibes Are Going Through the Roof!

Please note that this story includes: a cute-faced, dim-witted, gravity-powered male idol; a pure little angel with blue hair and a jellyfish haircut who competes for affection; a handsome, sharp-tongued rich second-generation guy with dog-like instincts; and a gentle, calculating older male ghost who steals his younger brother’s wife, among others. (The order is random. Still waiting in the wings: first-love guy, a dragon-person prince [from a feudal aristocracy that has already been overthrown; down with imperialism and feudalism!], and others.)

When she was young, Mi Shan Yao was naive. She once truly and wholeheartedly chased after idols.

She adored her brother, went crazy for him, and would slam her head into a wall for him.

She left such jaw-dropping fan posts on social media that passersby were stunned.

She spent lavishly on in-person fan events, creating an immortal legend of a rich fan in the history of idol fandom.

She was Mi Shan Yao (Weibo ID: Peanut Rice Cooked to Perfection), the last pure fan in the rich young ladies’ circle who didn’t privately contact her idol!

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Until one day, Mi Shan Yao was betrayed by the very idol she supported.

Her innocent, sweet boy was exposed in a flood of scandalous chat logs so extensive that even scrolling until your fingers sparked wouldn’t bring you to the end. Photos of him clubbing at a bar and in bed appeared side by side. His secret girlfriend of three years flipped off the fan-site master, a ten-carat diamond ring glittering on her pale fingers

Mi Shan Yao, the wealthy fan, became a laughingstock and was publicly executed on the trending list for three days.

After eighteen years adrift in a sea of suffering, Mi Shan Yao finally came to her senses. She posted dozens of furious Weibo updates, ending with a blood-curdling declaration:

“Don’t trust male idols!

I’ll say it again: don’t trust male idols!

One more time: don’t trust male idols!”

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The night she resolved to never spend money on a man again, she woke with a start in the middle of the night, only to be struck by terrible news.

“Hello, Host. The Sister-in-Law System is at your service!”

The thing claiming to be a System plucked a nonsensical post from her sea of Weibo updates

[Heh. You used the hard-earned money fans threw at you to buy your sister-in-law a gorgeous diamond ring. Lzz, are you even human? Is this what I get for falling for a dumb, illiterate man? I can’t be bothered to go after your sister-in-law. Just wait until I become your sister-in-law. I’ll casually show off the ring and flip off the fans too, haha.]

System 021: “Now’s your chance to make your dream come true!”

Mi Shan Yao: If I’d known the System couldn’t understand sarcasm, I would’ve wished to become a school principal, serve as president of X Country, and reach the pinnacle of life!

[Reader’s Guide]

1. There are lots of male love interests. It’s a Mary Sue story.

2. No real-life models, and no one is being alluded to. Don’t associate the characters with real people.

3. It’s set in a modern alternate universe, a very loosely defined one. There will be elements of an aristocratic academy in the middle and later parts.

4. Thanks for reading. I politely decline writing advice. No need to tell me if you drop the story ^^

-My upcoming story-

"How Can We Little Girls Be Tops?"

Blurb:

Li Zhi Xi, a famous couples blogger on Red Bubble.

She’s a cool, beautiful woman in a qipao, full of Jiangnan charm, with raven-black hair and red lips. She once went viral for a picture of herself holding an umbrella in the rain, and her agency helped her rack up a million followers.

With women making up ninety-nine percent of her followers, Li Zhi Xi quickly became the most promising new face in the company.

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As a quintessential Jiangnan beauty in a qipao, Li Zhi Xi’s “boyfriend” ought to have been a devastatingly handsome, powerful CEO with a domineering streak.

A black suit, a Maybach on a rainy night, and a CEO who pursues his little wife relentlessly for love.

At first, Li Zhi Xi gritted her teeth and told herself to bow her head for money.

Then the former colleague playing the “domineering CEO” suddenly rose to stardom.

At the same time, the company handed Li Zhi Xi a new script and introduced her to her new partner.

Li Zhi Xi stared at her colleague for a long moment, unable to decide whether to look at the script or at him first.

Good heavens, a gentle, virtuous, long-haired man who stands a full 185 centimeters tall.

She opened the script and took a look.

A gentle Taoist woman in a Jiangnan qipao, the top in a 4i relationship.

Li Zhi Xi: ...?

Theme: Face life with optimism.