The Venerable Master Is Taking It Easy Today

(1)

Shen Suxue transmigrated.

As soon as he opened his eyes, the System began giving him the plot, but the whole screen was censored. After searching through the mosaics, only one sentence remained:

You are the Sword Venerable, the number-one beauty and swordsman of the cultivation world. You're powerful, and you cultivate the Heartless Way.

Shen Suxue slapped his thigh. Got it.

Heartless Way, pursuing a wife after driving her away. Me, the top gong!

But he was a slacker.

Slackers don't want to date.

They don't want to top anyone, either.

And they definitely don't want to chase their wife after driving her away.

He shut the mountain gate and went back to his old home to sleep.

He just hadn't expected that, even though this was the same sort of aloof, cold immortal story about the Heartless Way, the treatment in one flower-themed site and one river-themed site could be completely different.

The System was censored, but its abilities weren't.

This was a strange world, so every morning Shen Suxue woke up to find that his body had undergone some strange change.

Sometimes he was thirsty and aroused, sometimes he had a fever, sometimes he felt weak, sometimes he slept like a dead pig, and sometimes extra things grew on him.

Shen Suxue woke up to find the bed soaked: ???

Only then did he belatedly realize: Oh, wow. The book he'd transmigrated into was something else, and his constitution was even more extraordinary.

(2)

Ye Xun transmigrated into a book, and he knew full well that he was in some unspeakable work from the flower market.

He had a master, a cold and aloof beauty with a naturally seductive constitution. Once he was [beeped], he would gradually fall into depravity. What a pitiful master.

An aloof beauty, bright as the moon, ambushed by his rebellious disciple and cast down from his divine pedestal in a single day, eventually becoming a furnace anyone could take as a wife.

Ye Xun was that dark, villainous disciple who betrayed his master.

The System ordered him to follow the plot and make his aloof, beautiful master suffer every kind of torment, [beeped] until he writhed all over the bed.

Ye Xun refused.

Ye Xun had principles.

Ye Xun had never even been in love. Asking him to play the villain? No way.

The righteous little ray of sunshine decided to save his fallen master! He had to keep himself in check and keep a close eye on his master, too!

First day after becoming his disciple: self-study.

Second day after becoming his disciple: self-study.

A month after becoming his disciple, he still hadn't seen a single strand of his master's hair.

And Ye Xun's body had changed several times under the influence of the plot, but he still hadn't seen the man.

So, one dark and windy night, he sneaked into his master's residence and saw the aloof beauty sitting with his legs crossed, roasting meat, cracking sunflower seeds, and reading a novel...

Ye Xun: :)

Fake aloof beauty, real slacker with a short-circuited brain and a goofy shou x fake villain, actually bright and cheerful, innocent little ray of sunshine gong

Both transmigrate into a book

Very short, probably only a few tens of thousands of words

Pure sweetness, no need to use your brain

Theme: Peace, everything for the sake of peace!