The Lovesick Fool Gets Pulled into a Love Triangle Again Today

Coming soon: "The Bully Hooks a Good Person System"

Coming soon: "The Top-Tier Star's Voice Double Is Being Anthropomorphized Again Today"

Completed: "The Saint Is Causing Trouble Again Today [Western Fantasy]"

Completed: "You're the Worst Batch of Protagonists I've Ever Had"

Blurb:

Yu Suqiong was an utterly ordinary, slack-off NPC. After failing his performance review for three years in a row, the world script issued a warning that he would be erased.

Script: If you don't get back to work, I'll erase your boyfriend too.

Yu Suqiong looked at his boyfriend of only two days and gritted his teeth: You win.

Dragged back into the clutches of the script, Yu Suqiong had no choice but to use every trick at his disposal as he moved among all kinds of mission targets.

A crazy, loyal guard dog: If you keep sweet-talking and manipulating the boss, I'll cut out your tongue.

A twisted genius: Teacher could never like someone like you!

Yu Suqiong, innocently dragged into all kinds of love triangles: Please, who cares about your partner? I just want to cuddle up with my boyfriend and be happy, okay?

As the plot unfolded, Yu Suqiong realized that being an NPC had no future. He might as well strike out on a new path and become his own king.

His grand career had only just begun when the script, realizing something was wrong, declared: We've decided to make an exception and promote you to protagonist.

Yu Suqiong: ...Thanks, but no thanks.

Script: You asked for this.

Yu Suqiong slowly turned around. The harem of the overpowered protagonist, the agents of a mysterious organization, and all his weird and wonderful subordinates were smiling at him bashfully.

Yu Suqiong: Don't come near me!

Mi Fang never expected that when he last parted from his childhood friend, he'd been an innocent college boy, but when they met again, he was already the father of eight children.

Mi Fang stared at the crowd of admirers surrounding Yu Suqiong: Maybe I came at the wrong time.

Yu Suqiong tore up the script and looked pitifully at him: Brother Fang, I'm so lonely all by myself. Are you really leaving?

Mi Fang: Is it possible that you're...

Yu Suqiong sniffled, eyes brimming with tears.

Mi Fang: ...I'll stay.

Yu Suqiong's subordinates: Wait, who is this green tea guy?

Highlights:

1. Green-tea, love-brained top x softhearted, cool-guy bottom, Yu Suqiong x Mi Fang. Both virgins!

2. This book shares a world with the author's other novel, "You're the Worst Batch of Protagonists I've Ever Had," but you can read this one without having read the other.

3. The top's mental state is a beautiful thing to behold, depending on whether the bottom is around (?). The top grows stronger over time: weak at first, powerful later.

4. The whole book is about romance, with a little angst for spice (). The romance includes (pseudo) non-consensual love, rekindled love, amnesia, a (pseudo) replacement for a white moonlight, and other melodramatic tropes.

5. Includes BL, GL, BG, and GB elements, but only a tiny bit. The focus is still on the main couple's romance. The author's plot is freewheeling, and their tastes are even more so.

6. The children were not born by the top! The top never married or had children!

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Check out the coming-soon novel "The Bully Hooks a Good Person System" (polite scoundrel top x insecure wolfdog bottom)

In a cataclysm, one-tenth of humanity ascended to become gods. The remaining nine-tenths of the unlucky ones were forced to stay in the lower realm, surviving one trial after another, decade after decade.

As a legendary figure who had won the trials for several decades in a row but still lingered in the lower realm, Jiang You was approached by the "Good Person System."

And so Jiang You was forced to embark on the long road of practicing modern morality, while a cold-faced little brat he hadn't seen in years latched onto him.

They ran into a bully robbing people of their supplies. He kicked over the premium seafood congee Jiang You had spent the whole afternoon making, nearly splashing it all over Xia Yinliu.

The veins at Jiang You's temple throbbed. Smiling, he gave the bully a hard slap: Don't waste food.

The System recited in a flat voice: We should win people over with virtue, not resort to fighting.

Jiang You stomped the bully into the ground so deeply he couldn't even be dug out: Martial virtue is virtue too.

System: ...Fair enough. Go ahead and beat him up.

Bully: ?

Xia Yinliu received a family mission to go to the lower realm and keep the murderous god Jiang You in check on behalf of the "Good Person System."

Everyone knew that Xia Yinliu, the young master of the Xia family in the upper realm, was taciturn and wielded a heavy sword with incredible skill. Few knew that his silence, his love, and his hate all came from one person.

Xia Yinliu hated Jiang You so much his teeth ached, but if he actually saw Jiang You stomped into the mud, he couldn't bear it.

So he kept getting in Jiang You's way while lying to his family about the mission. Splitting himself in two was exhausting, but causing trouble was fun.

Until one day, Jiang You pinned Xia Yinliu beneath him and bit the tip of his ear as punishment: What exactly do you want, you little brat?

Xia Yinliu clamped his mouth shut. No matter what Jiang You did, he didn't say a word.

The next morning, Xia Yinliu woke with an aching back and sore waist and met Jiang You's gaze.

Jiang You waved his glowing communication screen and gave him a mocking smile: Had enough sleep, System?

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Three completed novels in the author's collection are waiting to be read:

"You're the Worst Batch of Protagonists I've Ever Had"

"The White Moonlight Became My Substitute Cat"

"I Became a God After Being Laid Off"

Theme: Face adversity head-on, and never sink into despair.