Escape from a World Where Everyone Has a Middle Part

Ongoing: The Bully Who Slaughtered His Way Through the Apocalypse Became a Savior

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Xiao Li discovers that he lives in a world where everyone has a center-parted hairstyle.

He decides to escape.

Highlight:

1. This was written just for fun by a kid who didn't know any better.

2. This is not meant to discriminate against or mock any hairstyle, anyone's part, or anyone's hairline. Everything in the text is included solely for the sake of the plot.

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Jiang You, who had once ascended to godhood twice and used his strength and cunning to throw his weight around across the continent, was one day bound by a good-person System.

System: You're far too wicked. You need to complete good-person missions and embrace the moral code of the apocalypse.

Jiang You gave a cold laugh. "Sure. Martial virtue is virtue, too."

The System told Jiang You to distribute supplies to unemployed people for free, so Jiang You bundled them off to factories to work sewing machines and told them that a better future had to be earned with their own hands.

The System told Jiang You to make peace with a former teammate who had betrayed him, so Jiang You sent him straight to the assassin's den where they were hunting him down, telling them to value peace and sit down for a nice, heartfelt chat.

The System told Jiang You to help a rich young master with too much time on his hands achieve his dream, so when the young master came running to him, chased by a mutant beast and crying as he begged for help, Jiang You kicked him right into the middle of the beasts.

Jiang You dusted off his hands, pleased with his performance.

Only when he turned around did he discover that legends of a savior had begun to spread across the continent.

People said he aided the weak and helped the poor, settled conflicts and stopped disputes. They said his hands, capable of bringing eternal silence to humanity in an apocalyptic world where no living thing could die, gently caressed his followers, and that everywhere he went was nourished by his compassionate heart.

Jiang You, who had spent his time throwing his weight around across the continent and accidentally doing good while trying to be bad: ...

I was just being a bully. How did I become a savior?

More than ten years later, Xia Yinliu, whom Jiang You had raised himself, followed in his footsteps and came to his side.

One night, Xia Yinliu hugged a pillow and peeked over it at Jiang You. "Is it, is it still not done?"

Jiang You pushed aside the hair hanging in front of his eyes and deliberately squinted. "Then help me out. I'm not wearing my glasses."

Xia Yinliu blushed, embarrassed. "You, you can't see clearly?"

Jiang You smiled. "That's right. I can't see clearly."

Xia Yinliu buried his whole face in the pillow, and Jiang You coaxed him into doing as he asked.

It was a long time before Xia Yinliu learned that Jiang You had 20/10 vision and wore non-prescription glasses.

He could see everything in normal lighting perfectly well.

Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way.