[Jin] Everyone in My Family Is a Big Shot Except Me

Xie Qing Shang transmigrated into the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and this time she still had the surname Xie: the same Xie as Xie An, the family famed for its refined and talented sons.

As the queen bee of Dongshan Kindergarten, she was hopeless at everything except eating, where she ranked first. She was already prepared to spend her whole life coasting on the riches of the big shots in the Chen Commandery Xie clan.

But when she added it all up, things looked grim.

In the future, her eldest brother would die young, her second brother would meet a tragic end, and her father would become so powerful that he threatened the throne, only to die in despair. Her cousin would win brilliant military victories, then nearly be discarded once he was no longer useful. Her cousin sister would spend her life adrift and end her days in misery. Even the next generation would mostly meet unhappy ends.

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Other transmigrators' golden fingers: foresight / System / the knowledge of a woman with a PhD, etc.

Xie Qing Shang's golden finger: her father, Xie An, and her whole family.

The odds are great. Don't panic.

As everyone knows, every member of the Chen Commandery Xie clan, young and old, male and female, is a genius.

And her father, Xie An, is the undisputed pinnacle of intelligence in the entire Eastern Jin Dynasty. In literature, he is peerless, his poetry and learning destined to be remembered for millennia. In war, he commands the battlefield and defeats a million enemies in a single campaign. He can do everything except have children: practically perfect in every way.

Xie Qing Shang: Just share modern knowledge with Dad... and Mom, her brothers and sisters, uncles, aunts, and her future nieces, nephews, and nieces, too.

Get cracking, all of you!

The fake life of Xie An:

Living in seclusion, tending flowers, discussing philosophy, playing the zither, holding wine-cup parties by winding streams, drawing his wife's eyebrows, and occasionally beating Huan Wen, Fu Jian, and the northern Hu peoples just for fun.

The real life of Xie An:

Raising kids at Dongshan Kindergarten, making a teddy bear for his daughter, fretting over how to get her to eat more vegetables and stage fewer rebellions, making penicillin, promoting printing, exchanging ideas with the Roman Empire and launching the Age of Exploration, serving as his daughter's strategist, drawing his wife's eyebrows, and occasionally beating Huan Wen, Fu Jian, and the northern Hu peoples just for fun.

August 2

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