[Hebrew] The Whole World Says I'm in Love With the Creator

At dawn, Lucifer woke up on his luxurious, eight-hundred-square-meter bed, only to be struck by a sudden rumor from the heavens that nearly made his vision go dark.

Overnight, the three realms were abuzz with the story: he'd fallen in love with the Creator God above the Ninth Heaven after spending ages together, but his love went unrequited. So, consumed by hate and jealousy, he swore to conquer Heaven and force them to rekindle their old flame!

#Shocking! The real reason Satan fell from grace, revealed: 99% of people have no idea!#

#Unhinged! He actually harbors such feelings for the one who was like a father and teacher to him!#

#A love for the ages: unrequited passion and a thousand years of torment. Tune in every night at eight, and enjoy the show!#

#Heavenly Secrets: The untold story of the Creator God and His Majesty Satan#

Lucifer, who had been single since birth and had never been in a relationship: ?

In response, His Majesty Lucifer's dependable subordinates calmly offered their valuable advice.

Subordinate A: Why not go along with it and admit it? Catch the other side off guard.

Subordinate B: Pretend to play along for now, then decide what to do.

Subordinate C: Your Majesty, when are you planning to marry into their family?

Subordinate D: Charge thirty sets of condoms to Asmodeus's account.

Lucifer: ???

The rumors grew wilder by the day. As word spread through the three realms, His Majesty Satan had supposedly fathered enough children behind the Creator God's back to establish an entirely new race.

At last, unable to take it any longer, Lucifer entered his old rival's temple for the first time since his fall. He demanded that the other man immediately set the record straight and clear his name.

His rival smiled gently. "Certainly."

The long-awaited press conference was held the following day. The two parties responded to the rumors for the first time, with a live broadcast for the people of all three realms to watch together.

The Creator God's gaze swept over all creation before settling on His Majesty Lucifer, who was secretly full of anticipation. His smile remained gentle. "Recently, there have been rumors that Lucifer and I have been secretly married for some time. I'd like to clarify that we are not married."

His rival was awful in every way, but sometimes he could be pretty decent.

Lucifer could practically see the light of hope shining before him. So bright.

"Lucifer and I have merely been in love for tens of millions of years."

Pop. The light went out.

God had really drawn a curtain over his eyes.

A thick, black one, too.

Lucifer: ???

Reader's Guide:

1. Pairing: God x Lucifer. Jehovah x Lucifer. A seemingly pure, aloof, dark-hearted Creator God x a proud, domineering, gorgeous Lord of Hell. No swapping or reversing the pairing. They belong to each other in body and heart. Happy ending.

2. Original settings borrowed from the all-knowing Baidu, mixed with many different systems. A pseudo-modern parallel universe, with the three realms modernized for a new era.

3. A lighthearted, funny daily-life romance. Hope you enjoy reading!

4. Come ship God and Lucifer with us!!

Theme: The Creator God's thousand-layered schemes