The Sassy Fortune-Teller Goes Viral

☆ Blurb

Fairy Yao Yue of the Tianji Sect failed her tribulation and was struck by lightning into the entertainment industry, where she became a scandal-ridden, washed-up nobody.

She had to change her fate, and she wasn't about to let anyone off easy. The sexy, sassy queen went live that very night to tell fortunes online.

At first, the screen filled with jeers and insults:

[Washed-up nobody, your whole family's dead. I'll be the first to curse you.]

[Stop leeching off my idol's popularity, you pathetic nobody!]

[What are you selling? Just drop the link!]

Sassy Shen Yaoyue fired back with deadly accuracy: [Your head's so piled high with green hats, does insulting me make you happy?]

[Your idol's career will crash in prison, and you'll be screaming for your mom while getting stitches in the hospital.]

[Your idiot kid got scammed out of two hundred thousand. Still clicking that link?]

Ten minutes later, the comments went berserk:

[The streamer said my lovesick self was going to lose money. I just found out my online girlfriend blocked me. Sob, there goes my three grand.]

[Master, I was wrong to run my mouth!! The flying-blade disaster came true. I'm holding my severed finger after calling 120.]

[My boyfriend really does bring death to his wives. He killed his ex-wife. I've called the police. Aaaah, thanks for saving my life, streamer.]

Sassy Shen Yaoyue became an overnight sensation in the livestreaming world. Every time she went live, countless netizens would cry and beg her to call them Daddy, hoping she'd notice them. She also used her fame to make a comeback in the entertainment industry.

On a dating show, the first male contestant said: "I'm the only son for three generations. I need a gentle, home-loving, unmaterialistic older sister to have kids and spend her life with me."

Shen Yaoyue: "Looks like he's got a lot of plans, but in reality, he's infertile."

The second male contestant said: "I admire independent, career-minded women. I'd be happy to be a househusband for love."

Shen Yaoyue: "You don't know how to behave like a decent man, yet you want to live off a woman. The scumbag world wouldn't be the same without you."

The third male contestant said: "I'm a refined, returning overseas professional. I like women who are loyal, gentle, talented, and obedient."

Shen Yaoyue: "If you want to make a wish, go to a temple. But for a drug addict like you, only the police can save you."

As soon as the variety show aired, sassy Shen Yaoyue became a sensation across the internet. Four business tycoons lined up to thank her, each with a verified account, an award-winning actor called her his ideal type, and a mysterious big shot made a grand approach.

Jing Junze: "What a coincidence. I've been dreaming about you a lot lately."

Shen Yaoyue: "You look like the person I'm destined to suffer heartbreak over. How about we date?"

●● Coming Soon ●●

Coming soon: "The Big Shot's Wild Little Wife [Interstellar]" and "Dating the Deposed Crown Prince Online"

Coming soon: "She Forced the Big Shot to Marry Her After Running Away from Her Wedding [The 1970s]". A drama queen who flirts boldly and plays the sweet flower X a taciturn, rugged military officer

The award-winning actress Qin Wanmei died unexpectedly and woke up in a parallel version of the 1970s, in the body of the sickly daughter of the Qin family in Linghe Commune.

Her eldest brother wanted to get married, and planned to marry her off to an old man from the city who was old enough to be her father, in exchange for a bride price.

Qin Wanmei: I'm getting on a train and getting the hell out of here tonight!

But her sickly body held her back. She was caught as soon as she boarded the train, and just as she was about to be dragged home and married off to the old man, Qin Wanmei grabbed the uniform of the stranger beside her. Tears streaming down her face, she sobbed with heartfelt emotion: Soldier, my parents don't approve of us. I'm pregnant, and I won't marry anyone else. If we must part, perhaps fate will bring us together in another life.

He Heshang had just finished a mission and was on his way home for leave. Sitting on the train, he suddenly found himself in an impossible situation: in the blink of an eye, he'd acquired a lover who was supposedly pregnant with his child. With all eyes on him and a beautiful woman in tears, the stern-faced man discreetly held down the little hand fidgeting on his thigh.

The Golden Bachelor, Captain He, had never been won over by the daughters of the many senior officers, yet he had married a country girl. For the past few days, rumors had been flying around the military compound.

They say Captain He didn't want to marry her, but that village girl forced him into it with her big belly!

They say the country girl who married into a better family can't even read.

They say the village girl can't even cook, and that's why Captain He never goes home after work!

...Everyone was waiting to see the village girl who'd married above her station make a fool of herself. But as they waited, they discovered...

Captain He cooked and did laundry for his country wife.

Captain He held his country wife in his arms with a stony face, without caring who saw.

Captain He...

Away from prying eyes, the aloof Captain He carried a washboard and gently coaxed his little country wife: "Be good. I'll kneel on the washboard first. How about we do it one more time tonight?"

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