
Your Comeuppance Is Now Online [Quick Transmigration]
您的报应已上线[快穿]
by Heartstrings (情弦)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 127k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Upcoming fantasy romance: Big Shot, Need a Fortune-Telling? [Book Transmigration]
[Short Blurb]
In front of a crowd of paparazzi from the entertainment industry, Ye Jinyi boldly declared, "Your big shot is totally frigid. Why would I chase fame by marrying into a rich family just to live like a widow? Isn't sleeping with a man way better?"
One day, Big Shot Qin knocked on Ye Jinyi's door. He took off his sunglasses and hung them from her chest, lifted her chin, and smirked. "I hear I'm frigid. Would you like to find out for yourself, Miss Ye?"
Ye Jinyi smiled seductively, rose onto her toes, and looped her arms around his neck. Her red lips brushed his ear as she breathed out, "Big shot, need a fortune-telling? The signs say your fate is missing me!"
For many years afterward, Master Ye, aka Ye the Roaster, paid for the one and only time she got a reading wrong with nightly cries of "yiyiyi."
[Blurb]
When Ye Jinyi opened her eyes again, she had become a minor actress in the entertainment industry, so obscure she might as well have fallen through the earth. She had no acting skills and a mountain of scandals: being kept by a rich man, plastic surgery, low education, and countless other rumors. Her situation was bad enough, but she was also spectacularly unlucky.
She had scraped Big Shot Qin's luxury car and couldn't afford to pay for the damage. As if that weren't bad enough, her rivals in the industry posted mocking comments online, accusing her of bumping into his car to grab attention and marry into a rich family. Even paparazzi and entertainment reporters shoved microphones in her face.
"Ye Jinyi, did you crash into Big Shot Qin's car on purpose to grab attention and marry into a rich family?"
"Ye Jinyi, is it true you deliberately stepped on the train of Best Actress Xiao's dress at an awards ceremony?"
"Someone says you went to Director Cui in the middle of the night and asked him to cast you in exchange for sex, but he turned you down. Is that true?"
"Netizens on Weibo are telling Ye Jinyi to get out of the entertainment industry. What do you have to say about that?"
"People say you eat a lot and would be suited to mukbangs. Have you considered changing careers?"
What the hell do I have to say? Ye Jinyi yanked open the car door and got out. Her enchanting brows and eyes swept over the people holding microphones up to her face. She curled her red lips into a cold smile. "Your big shot is totally frigid. Why would I chase fame by marrying into a rich family just to live like a widow? Isn't sleeping with a man way better?"
Her tone paused, but the mocking curve of her lips remained. She turned her cold gaze on the second reporter. "With breasts so full of silicone they could poison someone, would it really be so bad if I stepped on her dress?" A gleam of malicious amusement flashed through her eyes. "But your Best Actress might break her legs from all that flirting if she keeps making false accusations."
After roasting two reporters in a row, she yawned lightly. "Does a certain Director Cui still have time to prey on actresses? He can go have a nice cup of tea at the police station tomorrow and find out."
Then she looked at the last two reporters. Her smile suddenly became much more sincere. "Get out of the entertainment industry? That's not happening. But as for changing careers, I might consider it. Follow food lover Ye Jinyi on Weibo. Three readings a day, 99,999 yuan per reading. If I'm wrong, I'll pay you a million in compensation."
After speaking, she tossed a stack of cash from her bag onto the windshield of Big Shot Qin's Maybach. She raised an eyebrow at him through her sunglasses, then turned around and strode out of the parking lot, cool as could be. Her red skirt fluttered in the wind.
The next day, the entertainment industry exploded.
A well-known director surnamed Cui was arrested for drug use, and a popular Best Actress, who was secretly involved with a real estate tycoon, broke her leg in fright when the tycoon's wife caught them in the act.
The gossip-hungry crowd remembered Ye Jinyi's cool remarks and rushed to leave comments on her Weibo, asking for the truth. What they cared most about was whether Big Shot Qin really was frigid.
Watching her number of followers soar every day, Ye Jinyi smiled. Her slender, pale fingers moved as she added to her profile: "99,999 yuan per reading. If I'm wrong, I'll refund a million. Small business, no credit."
One day, Big Shot Qin knocked on Ye Jinyi's door. He took off his sunglasses and hung them from her chest, lifted her chin, and smirked. "I hear I'm frigid. Would you like to find out for yourself, Miss Ye?"
Ye Jinyi smiled seductively, rose onto her toes, and looped her arms around his neck. Her red lips brushed his ear as she breathed out, "Big shot, need a fortune-telling? The signs say your fate is missing me!"
Fortune-telling master Ye the Roaster vs. cold, secretly flirtatious diamond bachelor Qin Laowu
Blurb:
Jiang Siyao is a courier of retribution. Her job is to travel through different worlds and deliver payback to scumbags.
[The Desperate Ex-Wife's Many Ways of Collecting Her Debts]
Ex-husband: I want to get into grad school. I want a son. I want to cheat. I want to inherit all the family property.
Ex-wife: Your package of disgrace, infertility, and the end of your family line is here. Enjoy it.
[The Demon Empress Wreaks Havoc from the Cold Palace]
Emperor: I've taken the military command and the kingdom. Now go die in peace, beloved.
Demon Empress: If I don't drive you mad, then I will have lived this life for nothing.
1. The Desperate Ex-Wife's Many Ways of Collecting Her Debts (complete)
2. The Demon Empress Wreaks Havoc from the Cold Palace (complete)
3. Rebirth Like a Phoenix Through the Flames (complete)
Upcoming fantasy romance: The Shepherd Girl of the Seventies [Book Transmigration]. Please add it to your favorites.
Ye Suisui transmigrates into a period novel, becoming a poor little girl whose father is dead and whose mother has remarried. Her uncles and aunts don't care for her, her grandmother thinks she's a burden, and her hard-of-hearing grandfather does nothing. Whenever anyone mentions Ye Suisui, they can only shake their heads and sigh that it's a tragedy.
Taking pity on her because her father died digging a well for the village, the village chief finds her a job as a shepherd. She is sent into the mountains with the village cattle herder. The eight-year-old girl goes into the mountains on her first day and never comes back. The herder says she disobeyed and wandered deep into the mountains, where the wolves ate her.
When Ye Suisui, a brilliant metaphysics master who died young, transmigrates into the girl's body, she is already deep in the mountains. Beneath the faint moonlight, her eyes meet a pair of beautiful yet dangerous blue eyes. Beneath her little hand, she feels soft white fur.
She's lying in the arms of a white wolf!
Ye Suisui, who can understand animals, isn't the least bit afraid. After softly thanking the wolf, she wraps her arms around its neck, rolls over, and sleeps soundly.
The next day, eight-year-old Ye Suisui sits majestically on the white wolf's back and claims an entire mountain. The animals in the mountains tremble and prostrate themselves before her.
A golden pheasant with nine tail feathers shakes its beautiful tail. "Big shot, don't eat me! I know where there's a three-hundred-year-old lingzhi mushroom."
A great tiger stands ready to fight, tail held high. "I've got a piece of scrap metal at home. Someone thought it was a treasure two hundred years ago."
A sika deer blinks its dewy eyes. "I, I, I only know about a grapevine. The grapes are super tasty. From now on, they're all yours, big shot."
A family of wild boars grunts as they dig up two ginseng roots. "These grew on their own in the back mountains."
The nine-tailed fox rolls its eyes. "This is a tail I dropped while escaping. It'd make just the right size scarf for you. As for my fur... Heh, maybe you could spare me that, big shot?"
After gathering a string of minions, Ye Suisui returns to Linghe Village. Every day, she rides the great white wolf and leads her animal minions in a grand shepherding enterprise. As they tend the animals, the times change, her minions all turn into people, and the great white wolf disappears. In its place comes a handsome man, so devastatingly good-looking his legs go weak, searching for his child bride.
Upcoming historical fantasy: Don't Make Me Go All Out [System]
[Female Lead's Blurb]
After fourteen years in ancient times, Chen Lingshu has only one wish: to live a peaceful life until old age. But one person after another keeps trying to kill her. She had planned to spend her life being easygoing, but in a fit of anger, Chen Lingshu finally unleashes her full power.
[King's System Blue Ba Ba reminds you: Heroes will arrive on the battlefield in three seconds. Host, get ready!]
Dharma has arrived on the battlefield.
Yixing has arrived on the battlefield.
Jialuo has arrived on the battlefield.
Daji has arrived on the battlefield.
Want to play with Lingshu? Niu Hulu Lingshu is here to teach you how to roast scumbags, deal with nasty people, build a good reputation, and flirt with handsome young men~
[Male Lead's Blurb]
Gu Zhuojing has spent fourteen years plotting revenge for his country and family. His life's goal is to kill his enemies and restore order to the land. But then he meets a beautiful, stubborn little rose. Trapped in a living hell, he cannot bear to pluck her, yet he falls for her and cannot let go. In the end, he draws the lovely flower into his arms, watches her become famous throughout the capital, and gives her the pampering of an empress.
Theme: Retribution may be late, but it never fails to arrive!
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