Help! My Roommate Has Long Hair and a Seductive Vibe

Help! My roommate has long hair and a gorgeous, sultry silhouette

Post 1 (Original Poster): First of all, I swear I'm not gay.

My roommate hasn't wanted a haircut lately, and his hair has grown past his shoulders.

His legs are really slim, and his skin is pale. From behind, he looks like a girl. Sometimes I'm gaming, glance up at him, and then... have to go to the bathroom.

He sleeps in the top bunk across from me. When I'm up late and sit up to look over, he sleeps in such a mess that he's kicked off the covers. His pale, pretty little legs are curled up, and he's hugging a huge fish plushie. At first glance, I thought someone had brought their girlfriend back to the dorm.

Anyway, this is really bothering me. I keep going to the bathroom in the dorm, and I've stopped swearing too. (I just can't seem to do it when there's a girl around.) My other roommates say I've been possessed.

Ugh, it's so annoying. Can I get him to go to the barbershop near campus?

Post 326 (Original Poster): It's me, the OP. Bro, I'm really not gay. Sure, I've been single for over ten years, but I'm absolutely sure about my orientation, okay? And those of you asking for photos of my roommate, get lost, go as far away as you can. Are you all gay or something? I'm the only one who can protect my roommate's innocence!

Post 1039 (Original Poster): Thanks, everyone. We're together now.

Roommate x OP

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