[Western Crossover] Falling in Love with My Sisters

Girls' love, girls' love, girls' love!

I want to compete with the Joker for Harley, make the Joker a green-haired loser, and make green the color of defeat.

I want a three-way relationship with Harley and Poison Ivy.

I want to compete with the big guy for Barbara and Starfire. So you're DC's finest backside? Then be a good loser for me!

I want to snuggle in Lois's arms, rub against her chest, and taunt Clark and Bruce. So you're Superman? You're the domineering Wayne CEO? You're all going to be losers for me!

I want to swing from Wonder Woman's chest.

I want to curl up in Lois's arms and write reports.

I want Harley to pick me up and hold me high.

Ladies, please take me head-on! (Not really.)

Notes:

This will probably be episodic.

The main text will tentatively use second-person narration.

There will be lots of suffering for male characters, many of whom will mistakenly think the protagonist likes them and delude themselves. After they finish imagining a romance, they'll discover that the protagonist doesn't like them at all and only wanted to use them to pursue the ladies.

Then they'll look back and realize the Joker was them all along?!

Lots of male characters will end up as losers.

I'll try writing this someday when I get it listed as an upcoming work.

Girls' love is so rare, so rare! Aaaaaaaah!

Theme: Hehe, pretty ladies, come snuggle up to me