After Mistaking the Whole Sect for Cats and Trying to Win Them Over

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[This is a short story written to fill a gap. The full manuscript is complete, and it will be finished soon!]

Wei Danzhu's mission was to enter an immortal sect and win over the crown prince. But after a demonic curse scrambled her perception, she started seeing every member of the sect as an identical cat, and ended up pursuing the wrong person.

So when she first met the crown prince, Gu Huanfeng, the young man came striding toward her through a mountain of corpses, his whole body radiating murderous fury.

Wei Danzhu, however, saw a dirty white cat. "You're so filthy. You need a bath!"

Gu Huanfeng: "?"

What's more, all the powerful cultivators Wei Danzhu accidentally flirted with were Gu Huanfeng's enemies.

During one of her episodes, she dared to pat the head of the heartless Dao Ancestor, declaring that she would take the ice-cold beauty of a cat home with her.

Once she came to her senses, she grabbed Gu Huanfeng, who was traveling with her. "Senior Brother, why is he chasing us?"

Gu Huanfeng had been about to kill his enemy, but she dragged him away instead: ?

During her second episode, Wei Danzhu wrapped her arms around an adorable ragdoll cat and said, "Darling, I'll give you a full-body massage."

That night, she drew her sword on the seductive and unruly young master of the Fox Clan. "What fox spirit sent you here? Take this!"

The young master: ?

Gu Huanfeng was furious, but he had no choice but to rescue Wei Danzhu first.

Every time she disrupted his attempts to kill his enemies, Gu Huanfeng began dreaming about Wei Danzhu's innocent little face.

He said, "...There must be something wrong with my brain!"

Ten years later, Wei Danzhu was about to take "the crown prince kitty" home when the demonic curse suddenly wore off.

The cats that had filled her vision as far as the eye could see were, in fact, all powerful cultivators.

The white cat she had grievously offended for ten years was the real crown prince.

Wei Danzhu: "..."

Can I still be saved?

From the male lead's perspective:

She turned the tide and saved the entire sect from disaster.

Gu Huanfeng, whom she had saved at the cost of her own life, cried for the first time.

Later, Wei Danzhu awoke amid a sky full of red lotuses, unable to move.

"Junior Sister, why aren't you speaking? Still thinking about those sinners you like?" He smiled sweetly, but his fingertips trembled, and his eyes held a terrifying possessiveness.

"I'm the only one left here. Why can't you look at me?" Gu Huanfeng was nearly crazed. "Do we have to fall into the underworld together before you will?"

Reading guide:

1. A silly, sweet story with childish romance. The heroine is the strongest. The brave hero defeats the dragon, and love conquers all.

2. The sect's powerful cultivators dote on the heroine like elders doting on a younger generation. The only romance in the story is between the male and female leads. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

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My nemesis and I fought for eight hundred years. He killed me with his own hands five times, and I killed him with mine six times. After tangling with each other for ten lifetimes, I finally plunged my sword into his heart and shattered his soul.

Ha! This time you won't be reincarnating, will you?

But I never expected that at this crucial moment, we would both ascend.

When I opened my eyes, I discovered that my nemesis and I were both immortals who had descended to the mortal world to undergo tribulations.

And my nemesis was my lawful husband.

Me: ?

Because of that sword of mine, my nemesis seemed to have lost his memories of his time in the mortal world. He remembered only that we were a loving couple in the heavenly realm, and his gaze held nothing but love for me, no hatred at all.

Unlike him, I had lost my memories of the heavenly realm: ...

Tch. Disgusting!

That sword had also split my nemesis's soul into eight fragments, which fell across the mortal realm. His hatred was so powerful that it formed eight extremely evil demonic domains.

The Celestial Emperor was heartbroken and ordered the two of us to find the fragments together.

I happily agreed, secretly overjoyed. Now I could use the opportunity to destroy the fragments and finish off my nemesis.

Once he was dead, no one could compete with me for the next Celestial Emperor's throne.

My nemesis had no idea of my sinister intentions. Every day, all he did was come over and ask me for a kiss.

So he wouldn't suspect a thing, and could be killed without warning while lost in his happy dream, I forced myself to tolerate it and reluctantly gave him one or two.

The first time I kissed him, my nemesis froze for a moment, but his momentary lapse soon vanished beneath his perfectly radiant smile.

It wasn't until my third attempt to destroy one of my nemesis's soul fragments failed, and my evil plans kept inexplicably running into trouble, that an old friend gossiped to me:

"Hey, weren't you two married by arrangement?"

"That day, he wouldn't even lift your red wedding veil before he went down to the mortal realm to undergo his tribulation."

"You were only pretending to be married back then, but now you're so lovey-dovey. It really makes you think!"

Me: ...!??

*

After ascending, Xie Ji pretended he had lost his memories of the mortal realm.

He put on a mask of tender affection so that Fan Li, who had lost her memories of the heavenly realm, would believe they had once been a loving couple.

That way, she would let down her guard, giving him the chance to assassinate her.

He came close to Fan Li to ask for kisses purely for his own amusement, hoping to make her so disgusted she couldn't eat.

But he never expected that one day, the proud goddess would quietly gaze at him for a moment.

Then she really did lower her eyes and gently kiss the corner of his lips.

That day, Xie Ji was the one who couldn't eat, sleep, or calm his mind.

[Two extreme egoists trying to kill each other, truly going for the kill]

[Scheming from beginning to end, with just a little sincerity]

[Nemeses are nemeses. A nemesis can't become your wife!]

[But then they fell in love after marriage, hehe]

Theme: Ideal love