A Gorgeous Beauty Goes Viral with Her Baby on a Variety Show

[Currently writing: After the Universally Hated Guest Goes Wild and Gives Up on a Travel Variety Show]

New entertainment darling Huai Yu has two little secrets he can't tell anyone:

First, he's from Planet W, not Earth.

Second, he has a three-year-old child, whose father is unknown.

But then he was photographed at an amusement park with his child, and his second secret was exposed.

The little one clung tightly to a man's leg, gazing up at him sweetly and gesturing that he was Daddy.

By coincidence, the man was the top-tier star Si Yunze.

Huai Yu: ...

Then, in an instant, #Si Yunze and Huai Yu Secretly Married and Had a Child!# exploded online.

The two agencies hit it off and arranged for the pair to join a parenting variety show.

Huai Yu: …

Looking at that familiar face, Huai Yu's pretty, delicate face turned from red to pale, and his fingers clenched his clothes.

Before filming the parenting show, the "family of three" met for the first time. One person was happy, another worried, and another utterly calm.

After the show aired, eagle-eyed netizens declared:

Oh my god, this kid is a miniature Si Yunze!

What? Men really can give birth now?! And it's Huai Yu and Si Yunze's kid!

I lost a wife overnight and gained a kid instead of a husband, sob sob sob!

Huai Yu: Stop talking, or I won't be able to keep my child...

One night, the child's father finally realized something was off:

"Where were you the night the meteor appeared four years ago?"

Si Yunze stared into Huai Yu's eyes and demanded an answer.

Huai Yu held the little one in his arms and tried to sound calm. "I, I was asleep..."

Si Yunze suffered from severe sleep anxiety. Then one night, he slept soundly and even dreamed...

After he woke up, his insomnia was clearly much better, but before long, it returned.

Lately, though, when he shared a room with Huai Yu, not only could he fall asleep, he slept like a log.

Si Yunze moved closer to Huai Yu. "You know, I can always..." He hadn't even finished saying, "stop working with you," when...

Huai Yu curled up with a troubled, heartbroken expression. His face was pink, his eyes red, and he sniffled softly. "Are you going to take the baby away from me?"

QAQ.

A pure-hearted bottom who deliberately tempts others but gets in over his head x a top who pretends to be aloof but falls for him and turns the tables by seducing him

Author's setting notes: 1. Everyone from Planet W must be matched with a partner at a pairing center, and they can have children. 2. Planet W has a strict social hierarchy, and Huai Yu belongs to the lowest class. 3. People from Planet W look down on love as an emotion, considering it a waste of time, energy, and productivity. 4. It's a crime to have sex with people from Planet W or other planets. 5. The bottom is initially very inexperienced with romance, but gradually comes to understand love and what it means.

Both are virgins! The baby will talk later! I won't say more because of spoilers! A sweet romance with a slightly slow start!

Coming up next!

After the Universally Hated Guest Goes Wild and Gives Up on a Travel Variety Show

Blurb:

Xie Li is the fake young master of a wealthy family. After the real young master comes home, his friends form a clique and ostracize him, his childhood sweetheart stops favoring him, his fiance dotes on the real young master, and even his parents, who once spoiled him, change their minds.

Xie Li puts up with it again and again, until he faints from donating blood just before joining a travel variety show and is told he has less than a year to live.

Xie Li: Damn it all! He's had enough!

Because of his spoiled rich-kid attitude, Xie Li has offended plenty of people and is widely hated as a pretty but useless celebrity. Back when he had powerful backers, nobody dared to mess with him. Now that his background has been exposed, everyone wants to kick him while he's down.

But after the travel show starts airing:

His childhood sweetheart follows him to the filming location just to make the real young master smile, saying he only got along with Xie Li because their families made him.

Xie Li eats watermelon. "When a dog bit you and you hid behind me, begging me to protect you, why didn't you say you were being forced? And who's the one who's scared of a teacup dog now?"

Childhood sweetheart: ?

Netizens: ?

Real young master: ?

His fiance declares online that he's breaking off their engagement and will compete fairly with the childhood sweetheart for the real young master. He also claims that Xie Li was the one who wouldn't leave him alone.

Xie Li mocks him. "What era do you think this is, still acting out some Mary Sue fantasy? I got into a minor car accident back then, and my grandpa dragged you over to bring me good luck. If it weren't for me, would your company have gone public? After I woke up, I said no. Who was the one getting all emotional? I've got it on video!"

Audience: That's... exciting. Wiping nosebleed.jpg

Fiance: **--

Real young master: ?

An actor Xie Li once worked with subtly accuses him of having no brains or acting skills, and relying entirely on eye drops.

Xie Li laughs. "You're the best actor I've ever met. You can talk to the director about the script all night just to prepare for a role. Who's more dedicated than you, the entertainment industry's favorite troublemaker?"

A certain director: **--

A certain actor: The sky is falling...

Netizens: T-that's some serious dirt! Bro, are you trying to get yourself killed?

After going off the rails every day, Xie Li sighs: "I really wasted my life before!"

It's supposed to be a travel variety show, but Xie Li has turned it into a nonstop gossip fest:

Audience:

"Bro, the only bro in the entertainment industry, got anything good for us today?"

"I'm numb. I hold my phone and giggle all day, and my mom says I'm crazy. Yellow face covering its ears.jpg"

"Welcome to the Mad Club! Come on in, both extroverts and socially anxious introverts!"

After filming several episodes, Xie Li suddenly faints.

Then viewers in the livestream hear a doctor say sternly, "You really are something, taking a two-month-old baby up mountains and out to sea..."

Audience: Now that's some real dirt!

Xie Li: Lets out a piercing scream!

Where's his terminal illness?! Where's his innocence?! Whose kid is this little rascal?!

The celebrity guest who arrived to film the episode, actor Lu Junian, has just opened the hospital room door and heard everything: "..."

If he goes in, will his career be over?

Surviving with the Villain's Kid on a Parenting Show

An accident awakens three-and-a-half-year-old Youyou. In a daze, he learns that he's the hated villain in a book.

The plot says he'll:

Grow jealous and resent the real child, harm him, compete with him for attention, covet the family and possessions that don't belong to him, and push his older brother down the stairs before pretending to be the victim.

After doing every bad thing imaginable, his parents and the protagonist's child will find out and kick him out. He'll become a pitiful little beggar and starve to death on the street.

The plot is so thoughtful that it even shows him live footage explaining everything. Youyou: QAQ.

As soon as he wakes up, he sees the real child getting along happily with his parents. He really is an outsider. Youyou packs his little backpack, slings his pink piggy bank over his shoulder, sniffs, and uses a trip to the bathroom as an excuse to run away from home.

-

Youyou believes the plot completely. He decides to support himself, and fortunately, his only hobby is saving money.

So Youyou buys a small apartment, but someone photographs him from behind and the picture goes viral online. The headline reads: #Shocking! Little Bro Buys a Small Apartment in Cash!#

Comments:

[He's still too young to live alone, and he's already bought a house!]

[Reasonable suspicion that he's got a System. He doesn't look like he's just been born, more like he's living off his savings!]

[I'm reborn, reborn into the body of a little kid...]

[Meng Po's soup is getting more and more watered down these days! Flips table.jpg]

[Okay, okay, which young master from a rich family is out here experiencing life?]

Youyou has plenty of interests. Besides saving money, he loves being online. Seeing the nicknames netizens have given him, he realizes that he can't live long on his savings alone, so he starts livestreaming.

In the streamer center, other streamers show off their talents by dancing, sing, sell products, or chat. Only one livestream, called "Little Bro," has such a peculiar style.

Folding a quilt takes ten minutes, learning to do chores takes half a day, and figuring out how to cook a meal takes four hours...

Viewers who entered the stream after thinking the topics were all made up: "??"

[Seriously! Are there really people who take ten minutes just to fold a quilt these days?! Is this an act?]

[Half a day to do chores in one bedroom and a little living room... Is the streamer disabled?]

[Chop vegetables, wash vegetables, two dishes in four hours. I was watching so intently, I wanted to jump in and help.]

[Is he really a little kid? Doesn't look like he's acting. Why isn't he talking?]

Just as the comments were going wild, Youyou waved his chubby little hand. "Hello, sisters and brothers, uncles and aunties~ I'm not pretending. I'm really just a little kid!"

The comments went wild, crying out for cuddles:

[Baby, you're so little and living by yourself. From now on, I'll be your mom!]

[Little baby! Aunty will give you all her money! (Little Bro's Cat tipped three luxury planes)]

[Today's parents really are irresponsible. Hi, my son I've never met!]

As his livestream grew more and more popular, a parenting variety show approached Youyou.

When the show aired, all his fans flooded the comments to cheer him on. Youyou appeared on camera for the first time: round, sparkling black eyes like onyx, delicate little pink lips, and a stylish, adorable outfit that made him look just like a pretty little fox.

The viewers' and fans' hearts melted.

But in the next second, when asked about his dad and daddy, Youyou looked embarrassed, on the verge of tears. "I... I'm an orphan."

That night, the charitable Chu Group posted on Weibo: "Our young heir, the chairman has been searching everywhere for you!"

The actor who had retired four years ago suddenly posted: @Xu Qingshu: "I carried him for ten months and gave birth to him."

The whole internet erupted!

#I Looked Away for a Second, and My Kid Became a Star Without Even Recognizing Me? #

#Okay, okay, young master, you're my only relative in both the wealthy elite and entertainment industry! #

A cute kid with zero life skills but maxed-out everything else x a mixed-race childhood sweetheart top who has lived with him for ten years and dotes on him like his own brother

Theme: Happiness is something we create with our own hands.