Ha, I Got Catfished by My Archrival

Xie Xun has a handsome, gloomy, sharp-tongued nemesis for a roommate, with a long list of rules. No voice chat while gaming. Lights out at eleven. No smoking or walking around half-naked in the dorm. Keep your desk clean.

Xie Xun: Damn it, I came here to study, not to be treated like a servant.

One night, he played games with his mic on at full volume and walked out of the bathroom half-naked. Leng Jue, who usually had dead-fish eyes, glanced at him and calmly walked away.

Xie Xun: Has he changed his tune?

But Xie Xun had no desire to argue with him. Lately, he'd found a long-distance gaming romance, a sweetheart called Little Sweetie. They were sweet and attentive, and cared about everything in his life. For example:

Take care of yourself. Don't game too late, and cut down on smoking. Swearing is bad for your breasts.

Won't you get cold walking around the dorm half-naked? If you don't want others to see you, put some clothes on.

One day, after a huge argument with his nemesis, Xie Xun finally snapped. He wasn't staying in this crappy dorm another minute!

The campus confession wall had an ad for a roommate in a nice, affordable apartment. Without a second thought, Xie Xun packed his suitcase and moved out of the dorm.

With no roommate to torment him, Xie Xun thought his happy days with Little Sweetie were just around the corner. He opened the door and yelled, "Damn it, Leng Jue, what the hell are you doing here?!"

Having spent all his money on rent, penniless Xie Xun had to behave himself. A little patience now would serve the greater good.

But he soon realized something was off about Leng Jue. He tidied Xie Xun's room, cooked delicious meals, waited for him before and after class, and even washed his underwear!

Damn it, who washes their nemesis's underwear?

Washing his underwear was one thing, but why did the phone ring when he messaged his online sweetheart?!

Furious, Xie Xun's face grew redder the more he thought about it, so he ran out of the apartment.

Leng Jue chased after him.

The more Xie Xun thought about it, the angrier he got. He was straight, so how could he have been fooled by a long-haired sissy like Leng Jue? He immediately demanded a breakup. "We... never even dated. Can't we just part on good terms?"

Leng Jue smiled without a word, his smile as cold as ice. "Pay me back the rent, utilities, internet, meals, and gas money you owe me. Right now."

Xie Xun: "..."

Damn it, he knew Xie Xun had no money! Xie Xun puffed out his cheeks and climbed into the luxury car worth millions, glaring at Leng Jue. "I'm going home!"

Later, he couldn't get out of his nemesis's bed.

The man kept pressing him: "Small and skinny?"

Xie Xun swallowed. His back was about to break, so he grumbled and clamped his mouth shut to keep any sounds from escaping.

Straightforward, honest bottom x scheming long-haired top

Theme: Love gives people courage, brings them closer, and helps them face challenges head-on.