What Happened to Being a Laid-Back Fish?

Yan Shengshi cleared an infinite survival game at max level, but when he returned to reality, he transmigrated into the body of a celebrity hated by the entire internet and plagued by scandals. The original owner was about to end his life, letting go of the steering wheel on an empty road. Yan Shengshi hurriedly grabbed it. "If I really die, who'd be happy? Being alive is the coolest thing!"

Yan Shengshi was determined to stay alive, finish his scheduled gigs, save up, and then lie flat. He signed up for a wilderness survival challenge show. The viewers wanted to watch him starve onscreen, but on the first day, when contestants were allowed to quit voluntarily, Yan Shengshi immediately stepped forward. "Director, if I quit, can I still take the money and leave?"

Viewers waiting for him to make a fool of himself: ?...

The director, who'd only asked as a formality and now had to change the rules on the spot: ? Why aren't you following the script!

While the others worked hard to form teams and hoard supplies, fighting over resources, Yan Shengshi lounged in his shelter. "Director, when can we quit today?" After failing to quit, Yan Shengshi showed off astonishing survival skills so he wouldn't starve to death.

Viewers: ! If you're this good, why didn't you say so earlier?

Director: So you've been playing me!

After that, Yan Shengshi turned the wilderness survival show into a showcase for healthy living! While the others were starving and had to eat wild fruit, he lived in the most luxurious shelter and ate the most extravagant food. He ground coffee beans, drank herbal tea, made himself a foot-soaking tub with medicinal herbs, and sunbathed!

Viewers: I don't believe it works. Unless you send us the link to those herbal packs!

Director: Master, could you share your remedies for hair loss and low energy?

His awful company wouldn't let him leave, so they booked him on a relationship reality show. While the other commentators tried to build a "relationship guru" image and nearly fainted from frustration at other people's love lives, Yan Shengshi recited the Diamond Sutra, wore a homemade face mask, and rested with his eyes closed.

Yan Shengshi: "Respect other people's fate. My life matters too."

Viewers: That's so you.

Director: Dear, could you give me a pack of that homemade face mask?

Yan Shengshi had made slacking off at work part of his very being. When the other entertainers, who wanted to compete and overwork, teamed up to confront him, he handed out all kinds of health products without hesitation.

Other entertainers: ? Wait, these actually seem to work!

At last he was free to leave show business and lie flat, but when Yan Shengshi looked back, how had he become famous?

Not only had the whole internet dubbed him the "Wild Wellness Guru" and "Spokesperson for Rejecting the Hustle Culture," begging him not to leave, but he'd also become the darling of the entertainment industry.

Fans: [Ever since I became a fan of Dad Yan, my hair stopped falling out and started growing back. I'm as strong as an ox, and my days of feeling half-dead are finally over!]

[Dad Yan, thanks to you, I no longer let the rat race get to me!]

Netizens clung to his leg and cried: Dad Yan, don't go!

Yan Shengshi: Huh? I just want to live while looking good.

Then, out of nowhere, his awful company went bankrupt and he escaped its clutches. He Zhaozhi, a powerful tycoon and the richest man in the country, handed him a marriage contract.

Yan Shengshi: ?

He Zhaozhi: We were betrothed as children.

Yan Shengshi: I'll have to pass. A handsome man like me lives independently.

He Zhaozhi: The entire He family will be yours. All you need to do is lie flat and enjoy being yourself.

Yan Shengshi: Hmm... I might consider it.

Ever since the elderly Madam He, who had always been in poor health, started following Yan Shengshi, her snowy white hair turned black, she no longer needed a cane to walk, she could eat two bowls of rice in one sitting, and her wrinkles improved more than they would with a beauty treatment. She insisted that Yan Shengshi was the only grandson-in-law she wanted.

He Zhaozhi owed everything he was today to his grandmother, so he brought a marriage contract to Yan Shengshi.

After they married, He Zhaozhi discovered that his wife could always surprise him.

Theme: Uphold justice and reject oppression