[Western Crossover] Guardian, Wait for Me!

It's finished! Thank you all for being here with me. (bows) Lin An knows full well that she's got issues, so the first thing she does in every new world is look for a guardian. As long as her guardian has her back, she has nothing to fear. Then she punches the villain out with one blow. *Dark humor Bucket, Dick, Lin An, and Bruce gather together for an open-hearted chat. Bucket (choosing his words carefully): I lost my parents when I was young... Dick: Me too... Lin An: What a coincidence, so did I. Bruce: Uh... Pearl necklace. (gets repeatedly dragged over the coals) New story coming up! Blurb Chapter One: A Fortuitous Meeting, a Woman Storms Gotham, Then Heads West Across Borders to Face More Hardship Chapter Two: The Evil Clown Kills with a Bomb, the Great Sage Subdues Him and Quells the Chaos As you can see, I'm the heroine of this story. What? You want to know why I'm in the blurb? Come on, I'm a heroine at the very least. Ahem, all right, I pulled some strings. I did all this for your sake. Just look at the vibe of this blurb. Does this seem like a normal story to you? Don't click! Don't click! Don't click! Oh, not listening? Fine, I like the stubborn ones. (bubbly voice) (lowers voice) (pulls out a rose) (leans against the wall on one leg) Then, Your Highness, please enjoy my performance! (spins dramatically to show off a backdrop covered in roses) [Quest issued: Your "Master" has been captured by monsters again! Draw your identity card and save your frail, helpless Master at once!] Well, until next time! I'm off to do a quest. (vanishes...) Theme: Love and peace