I love making a big, chaotic stew of a story, heh heh heh.
"Chapter One: A Clever Girl Blunders into Gotham, Then Heads West Across Borders to Find Trouble"
"Chapter Two: The Evil Clown Kills with Bombs, the Great Monkey King Single-Handedly Quells the Chaos"
As you can see, I'm the heroine of this story. What? You want to know why I'm appearing in the blurb?
Come on, I'm at least the heroine. Ahem, fine, I pulled some strings to get in. I went to all this trouble mainly for your sake. Just look at the vibe of this whole blurb. Does this seem like a normal story to you?
Don't click! Don't click! Don't click!
Oh, not listening, huh? Fine, sis likes a stubborn one (bubbly voice) (lowers voice) (pulls out a rose) (leans against the wall on one leg). Then, Your Highness, please enjoy my performance! (Turns dramatically to reveal a rose-covered backdrop.)
[Quest issued: Your "Master" has been captured by a monster again! Draw your identity card and go save your frail, pitiful Master right away!]
Well, see you next time! I'm off to do my quest. (Disappears...)
Theme: A Chinese-American co-production; joking around isn't the same as talking nonsense
The kid gang can do anything! 💪
Come on, Mrs. Bones~ Those are really "beautiful bones"! Nezha who doesn't want to listen to Li Jing's nagging, hahaha, so cute~
Damn it, Nezha is so handsome. My heart ache ah ah ah ah
Could this kid be Jason?
By the way, the kid who stole the potatoes was the second generation Robin Jetao, right? Awkward kid or something
Um? Could it be that the protagonist is from Death Stranding?
Um? Could it be that the protagonist is from Death Stranding?
Good guy, it turns out he is the villain
Come on! Mrs. Bones is so sassy and handsome~
Interesting, so interesting. Squat for a while and wait until you get fatter before you kill me 😏