I, the God of Crack Ships

[My next novel, A Bond That Binds, is coming soon. Please add it to your collection, sending love~~]

You Yijia transmigrated into a book.

She ended up inside the melodramatic novel she'd just finished reading, the kind where everyone suffers for no apparent reason.

The good news: she wasn't the heroine, and there was no romance plot for her, so she wouldn't be put through the wringer.

The bad news: she was cannon fodder, and died as soon as she appeared because the scumbag male lead went on a killing spree after his advances were rejected.

"..."

You Yijia couldn't help cursing. Could somebody kill that idiot male lead already!!!

No one answered.

With no other choice, You Yijia decided to do it herself.

He's just a male lead. Once I take your place, I'll be the first to cut off your head!

Just then, a ding rang in her head, and the System appeared.

"Sorry, dear. Due to a system malfunction, an unrelated player was accidentally pulled into the book's world. The System is currently under repair, and the player can't leave. As compensation, the player may request permissions, and the System will grant them without question."

You Yijia: "Can I ask for anything?"

System: "Yes. Choose any three permissions."

You Yijia smiled with keen interest. "Then I want System permissions."

The System was silent for a moment, then apologized. "I'm afraid that's not possible, dear."

You Yijia was disappointed for a moment, then remembered how unjustly she'd died in the book and asked for her first permission: "I want to be able to assign the protagonists' pairings myself."

Scumbag male lead, don't you keep boasting that you're the most devoted man alive, and that you can't live without the heroine? Then I'll make sure your love goes unrequited, and you'll have to watch her marry someone else and live happily ever after.

As promised, the System granted You Yijia permission to assign the pairings herself.

Pleased with herself, You Yijia happily began her journey in another world.

Then she discovered that she could do more than just arrange the male and female leads' romances. She could interfere with the pairings of every character in the book.

What an incredible stroke of luck!!!

Overjoyed, You Yijia gleefully set off on a chaotic matchmaking spree.

Everyone suffering through pointless, melodramatic misery? Not anymore.

I'll break up every one of these couples and rearrange them all!

The emperor returns from a secret trip among the people with his true love and forces the empress to step aside?

Get lost! Take your true love and get lost together! The imperial uncle, who's been secretly in love with the empress, should get ready. This incredible fortune is yours for the taking. Take the throne!!!

The unhinged second male lead follows the male lead's example, breaking up a couple and imprisoning the second female lead?

No need to say anything except this: die!

You Yijia sneaks into the palace and tells the newly enthroned imperial uncle, "Uncle, he's secretly raising troops!"

The new top scholar is ungrateful. Not only does he abandon his wife and child to marry a princess, he also carouses, abuses his power, and snatches a woman off the street?

What kind of trash are you! Know your place!

You think you can keep that title? Keep dreaming!

You Yijia doesn't hesitate before using her second permission: "Remove everything in his brain. Leave nothing behind."

Once things in the capital are settled, the System still hasn't been repaired, and You Yijia can't go home. So she packs her things, sets off to wander the world, and does a few good deeds along the way.

When she sees a yandere, she finds them a weirdo.

When she finds a weirdo, she brings in an even bigger weirdo.

When a big weirdo shows up, You Yijia pulls out the imperial sword, investigates his crimes, confiscates his property, and sentences him to death!

No more melodramatic, unhinged stories of physical and emotional torment. I want everyone to have true love and kindness in this world!

Blurb for A Bond That Binds:

Three days before her wedding, Qi Yuchun slips and falls into a river. She unexpectedly transmigrates and discovers a shocking truth.

Her fiance seems like a perfect gentleman, but is secretly cruel and violent.

Within just a year of their marriage, Qi Yuchun is worn down and dies, her body wasted away.

This won't do!

Unable to break off the engagement, Qi Yuchun packs her things and runs away.

On the road, she meets a pale-faced scholar.

The scholar looks down on his luck and pale, his stomach rumbling, but his eyes sparkle brightly.

He's cheerful and outgoing, with no trace of embarrassment on his face. Smiling, he walks over and asks Qi Yuchun if she has anything to eat.

Qi Yuchun gives him half her flatbread.

The scholar says, "I'm the Prince of Changle. You saved me today, so I'll grant you one wish."

What kind of prince is this miserable? Qi Yuchun doesn't believe him, but still asks quietly, "My fiance is a bad person, and I don't want to marry him. Can you come and steal me away?"

The scholar pauses. When he comes back to his senses, Qi Yuchun is already riding off, leaving a trail of swirling dust and the sound of her light laughter behind her.

*

Qi Yuchun fails to escape and is captured on the eve of her wedding.

With her every move watched, she can't run away again, so she has no choice but to marry him for now and plan her next move.

On the day of the wedding.

The carriage suddenly stops halfway along the road.

There is a commotion outside. Then someone lifts the carriage curtain and raises her veil.

A familiar smiling face appears before her.

Han Jiangxue reaches out to her and winks. "I promised I'd come steal you away."

*

Han Jiangxue never expected that one impulsive trip away would truly make his imperial brother furious, leaving him to wander the streets, short on food and drink and ravenous with hunger.

Fortunately, a kind young woman gives him half her flatbread.

He promises to come steal her away.

The two become husband and wife halfway through their journey, though they hardly know each other.

Sometimes they treat each other with perfect courtesy, and sometimes they bicker like cats and dogs. All in all, life together is easy and fun.

Until his older brother suddenly dies, and an imperial decree sends him to the throne.

Overwhelmed with grief, Han Jiangxue wanders in a daze.

Then, beneath plum branches heavy with snow, he sees Qi Yuchun walking toward him.

She holds out her hand, a faint smile on her face. "Don't be afraid. You still have me."

After the new emperor takes the throne, the ministers submit a petition.

They argue that the former Prince of Changle's wife is low-born and unfit to be empress, and that another woman should be chosen.

The next day in court, Han Jiangxue appears alongside Qi Yuchun.

The ministers notice a golden chair carved with a phoenix beside the dragon throne.

The new emperor speaks: "From this day on, the empress and I will hold equal rank."

*

Amid swirling snow and wind, I invite you to rule the world with me and share in a flourishing age.

There are other upcoming novels too, dear readers. Please check them out. I'll write them all~~

1. A Different Kind of Possessiveness

You can only die by my hand.

A bickering couple who spend the whole story threatening to kill each other (but it's sweet).

2. I Put My Mole Back, Come Look! [Fake Replacement]

You used to be my brother's girlfriend.

3. Is Senior Brother Still Alive Today?

My senior brother asks me every day when I'll kill him to prove my Dao.

A junior sister destined to prove her Dao × a senior brother destined to be her stepping stone.

4. Who Remembers Second Place?

An insecure man has had a crush for years. At last, he gathers his courage and bravely pursues love.

5. That Monk Is Always Sneaking Glances at Me

A gradual journey of guiding a male lead who can't express himself into becoming one who can, with some royal secrets and love and hate mixed in.

1. Every couple the heroine breaks up is a couple with some ridiculous, melodramatic plotline. She absolutely loves normal couples and will never break them up.

2. Blurb written on 2023.11.02, with a screenshot saved as proof.

Theme: Move forward fearlessly