
The Simp Climbs to the Top
舔狗上位
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 219k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Protagonist characterization is my biggest deal-breaker, even more than side-character characterization. Five stars: beautifully written, protagonist-centered stories. Four stars: more balanced ensemble casts. Three stars: minor issues. Two stars: proceed with caution.
Even Broke Readers Need Jinjiang, Part 1
Free stories I picked up here and there
① Free Reads I’ll Finish Sooner or Later (BL)
They're free now, so you'd be missing out if you didn't read them. Got any recommendations? Leave a comment and let's support the authors who write for love! [This list is full, please visit list ②]
Top Is Pure, Bottom Is Not: Stories I Won't Read
Taking my time reading, and I drop books now and then.
Where Can the Beautiful, Cute, Adorable Bottom Run? Completed
Both are devoted to each other, with a slight preference for the bottom. The bottom's characterization matters above all else. All are top-rated; kinks vary, so feel free to flag anything you dislike.
Mostly Submissive Leads, Loves Submissive Characters
A comfort reader who likes bottoms in wholesome settings. Beautiful and strong bottoms, queenly bottoms, straight bottoms, handsome bottoms: I approve of them all. I love stories where bottoms get plenty of spotlight but their feelings aren't strongly reciprocated. I love catifying characters, and occasionally indulge in a little character-bashing.
Books I've Read and Enjoyed
Mostly BL. Stories I finished and felt were worth the price. I lean toward bottom-focused stories, but I’ll give both sides a fair shake depending on the story. People who only want special-edition stories about bugs, get lost.
Sometimes I Like Reading Harem Protagonists
Stories with the gong as the focus that I’ve subscribed to. I usually prefer shou-focused CPs, but every now and then I’ll read one centered on the gong if I get burned by a story. Some are better for gong fans than shou fans, and some suit shou fans.
Bottom-Only, Submissive Character Fan Version
Strong shou, weak shou, beautiful shou, handsome shou, cute shou, self-indulgent shou, serious or feminized portrayals, heavenly or dark, a bit of everything. I range from mildly to heavily shou-focused. Feel free to warn me about any triggers.
Free Stories Featuring Submissive Leads
A clean slate is a must. I'll try to avoid authors with scandals.
Stories with Irresistibly Charming Bottoms
This list is biased toward the receiving partner, so enter at your own risk. I’ll update it whenever I find something good. Also, please recommend some good stories about body reshaping.
Bottom-Lead Collection, Including Some No-CP Stories
I'm pretty picky.
How Many Springs Can a Person Experience in a Lifetime
SK, SFW, popular bottoms, tops who are virgins and bottoms who aren't, completed stories (poly, changing tops, no-CP, choosing your favorite top), with a few where both are virgins
Only Beautiful Bottoms, Bottom-Pampering Edition
I love stories featuring stunningly beautiful bottoms, the kind so gorgeous there’s no match for them in heaven or on earth. Bottoms are the best! (For a more SFW version, check out my list on my profile.)
Mostly Bottom-Focused Infinite-Flow Stories, Probably
I love infinite-flow stories. Recommend me a few! I really do want to add more infinite-flow stories, but so many aren’t finished yet, and I need them for my A-grade reading list...
Free BL Picks
All are completed, free BL stories I’ve read. Historical danmei, modern danmei, and all kinds of themes are covered. This list has 100 completed books. For more, check out the free BL picks on my profile, part 2.
Made This on a Whim
Event task, check-ins are optional
Some Things I've Read
Some stories I've read. My tastes vary widely: some lean toward the bottom's perspective, while others have too many bottom characters I dislike, so I only skimmed them. Some are dark and some are wholesome. There may be things you dislike; I'll list specific warnings later.
For Awards
A little bit of everything: bittersweet stories, melodrama, satisfying power fantasies...
My Wife
My wife
Books with Bottoms as the Focus
Mostly bottom-focused. (Don’t look at the stars. The ones without five stars are because JJ wouldn’t approve my ratings.)
Pretty Bottoms, Bottom-Leaning
Some I’m reading now, and some completed series I bought in full. There’s some overlap with my other lists. Most feature beautiful male leads or male leads adored by everyone.
Bottom-Pov Stories
Mostly stories told from the bottom's perspective. This is a recommendation account, not a review account. Other readers are welcome to recommend books too.
Mutually Devoted, Bottom-Leaning
A must-read for anyone who loves mutual pampering ^_^ They won't let me give it five stars, sob.
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Goddess! I was so angry when I was defrauded when I was searching for articles about being a cummer two days ago. I promised to be a cumshot, but when I clicked on it, it turned out to be a low self-esteem, sensitive, and crush. I haven't gotten over it yet. I finally got over it after reading the goddess's article. It's so cool. Thank you, goddess.
Is this the sour article I should read?
Suddenly I found out that there is a new cover [love eyes] [love eyes] What a beautiful star anise beauty [star eyes] [kiss]
I feel that the attack life is still too good (but I really hate the cannon fodder attackers, I feel like they don't deserve to receive so much favor from Fen Bao, they are so scheming!
Finished spreading flowers, this is the true goddess
Liang Le, you kid, will you be so happy?
Smelly dog, Shoubao belongs to everyone, won't they all go home with you in the end? Why are you so jealous? [Rolls eyes]
Lost, baby, I really like this perspective, but the food is really too little! You are my new wife [kiss] [kiss] [kiss]
You can accept both brothers. I want to eat brother rice bowl [Star Eyes] [Kiss]
My wife finally found someone else to be with. Just looking at those two people, I'm tired of looking at them o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ