There's Something Wrong with This Noble Academy

A scummy, self-indulgent bottom in a prestigious academy, with everyone falling for the bottom. The worldbuilding is seriously twisted, but it has nothing to do with the bottom. A brainless wish-fulfillment story. 1. The bottom is an (exceptionally good-looking but otherwise) completely ordinary straight guy. His one unusual feature is that he has a System. It's just that the System's missions are a little weird: [Secretly collect a pen your senior used.] [Invite your childhood friend to take a bath together.] [Compliment the eyes of a classmate with a gloomy streak.] All of these missions are easy to complete, so the bottom gets to lie flat and enjoy life. 2. The whole world suddenly goes wrong, and seems to have it in for straight guys. Underwear keeps going missing. Drinks are pushed toward him at mixers. All sorts of dark, suggestive gazes follow him. 3. More and more men he knows start acting differently. Bottom: ...I must have gotten out of bed on the wrong side. 4. The System, which left to investigate the cause, returns. System: Actually, you're the bottom protagonist of a danmei novel on Jinjiang. This was originally a perfectly ordinary, mild-mannered story. You could have enjoyed another six months of happy straight-guy life, right up until you found out your girlfriend was a man. System: Unfortunately, the plot changed. The fanfiction written by readers has affected the world you live in. There are two things we know so far. The bad news is that, because of the fanfiction's unusual setting, the desire of everyone with a crush on you has gone from 20 to 100. For instance, your roommate used to think your waist looked soft. Now, in the middle of the night, he lifts the hem of your shirt while you sleep, staring at you without realizing it. The good news is that the fanfiction only has one chapter so far, so none of the classic love-rival showdowns and other such tropes have developed yet. As long as you keep your head down, you can survive without getting censored and return to the mild-mannered novel's original timeline. The even worse news is that the missions issued by the System have also been affected: 5. [Your current mission is:] [Go find your sleeping roommate in the middle of the night and tell him how lonely you are.] (Mission hint: You can ask your childhood friend to help you complete this.) Reader's guide: 1. No explicit content and no group missions. 2. Extreme wish-fulfillment centered on the bottom. Proceed with caution. [Blurb archived January 2021] Theme: Hard work and perseverance can change your fate.