
You Know That's Illegal! [Quick Transmigration]
你犯法了知道吗![快穿]
by One Evening, One Year (易夕伊年)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Overworked cybercrime police officer Yun Feng suddenly dies on the job and gets bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System.
System: (emotionless mechanical voice) This System exists to maintain the stability of fictional worlds. Employees' main task is to redeem tragic characters in various novels and prevent major emotional disturbances caused by internal or external factors, such as readers being unable to accept the character's fate, authors ending the story badly out of malice, or characters developing self-awareness, from interfering with the worlds' normal operation.
Based on the experience of previous employees, the best approach is to use your broad-mindedness and spirit of self-sacrifice to earn your target's favor, build an intimate relationship with them, and help them recover from the pain of their tragic storyline.
Yun Feng: (focusing on the key point) Redemption? Easy. I've seen plenty of victims who were conned out of their money, bodies, and hearts. Helping them move on is practically my old line of work!
System: ...That's a little odd, but if you say so.
System: Transferring original text.
Yun Feng took a closer look: ?! Wait, the stuff they do in this book is downright criminal! My DNA is awakening! You outlaws aren't getting away! I'm arresting you, arresting you, arresting you!
System: ?? Wait a second...
Later, the System added a KPI leaderboard, and Yun Feng took the top spot by a landslide, scoring twice as much as the runner-up.
Other players: What kind of heartthrob can win over so many people?
Yun Feng: Thanks for asking. I'm closing the net, and today I'm taking down the entire criminal gang.
-- The following are the stories for each arc --
[Warning: These blurbs are long. Feel free to skip around.]
Arc One:
[Thorny Rose]
Male lead: "This is the north of XX, where I grew up. Welcome to the dark side of the world, my dear rose."
Devoted second male lead: "Happy wedding... sister-in-law."
System: This mission's target is the male lead's younger brother, who is deeply in love with the female lead. Mission source: reader petition.
Selected comments: "The second male lead is so devoted, sob!"; "He wished his sister-in-law a happy wedding, but who will wish him a happy wedding?"; "A million signatures demanding that the second male lead get a partner too!"
Yun Feng: Hold on. What kind of business does his family run? Redemption? Happy weddings? Finding him a partner? Ever heard of criminal law?
Three months later
News: Lu XX, head of the Lu family, a fraud syndicate in northern X, was recently found dead by suicide at home. His sons, Lu Mouqing and Lu Mouyun, have been arrested and handed over to the police. The Lu family has been brought down!
System: The target was sentenced to death and deeply regretted his actions in prison, swearing to be a good person in his next life. Redemption reached 100%. Mission complete.
Arc Two:
[Love Means Possession]
Psychotic male lead No. 1: bullies her at school to force her to submit
Obsessive male lead No. 2: drugs and rapes her, then records a video
Scheming male lead No. 3: creates hardships to deceive her into falling for him
Yun Feng: ...Which of these three lunatics is the target?
System: This mission's target is the childhood friend, a supporting male character. Mission source: readers upset that the author cut the storyline.
Selected comments: "Didn't you say the childhood friend would join in their play later? How come the story is over and it still hasn't happened??"; "Write it now!!! Three men aren't enough, give us more, more!!!"; "The childhood friend was there first, and he's suffered so much for the female lead. It wouldn't be too much to reward him by letting him join in, would it?!"
Yun Feng: ...Join what? That's group sex! Do you know what that means? None of these three lunatics is getting away!
Four years later, at the public security university graduation oath ceremony
Female lead and supporting male character: I solemnly vow to...
System: The female lead and supporting male character successfully reported the three male leads, who were a menace to the rule of law, and became honorable people's police officers. The target resolved to devote his life to his beliefs. Redemption reached 100%. Mission complete.
Arc Three:
[In the Palm of His Hand]
From the moment the female lead set foot in Qingcheng, the powerful male lead had his eye on her and swore to make her his. Using every means at his disposal, he kept her firmly under his control, made her suffer terribly, and reduced her to his plaything.
But the female lead refused to give in. She kept fighting back, eventually killed the male lead, and escaped alive.
Yun Feng: (expectant.jpg) The mission is to redeem the tragic female lead so the male lead can't toy with her, right?
System: (guilty.gif) ...No, this mission's target is the male lead, who is pathologically obsessed with the female lead. Mission source: readers unable to accept the story's ending. Selected comments: ...
Yun Feng: (metro grandpa phone) All right, you don't need to read any more. Does a scumbag even deserve redemption?
System: Don't try to guess what the readers are thinking. Are you taking the mission or not?
Yun Feng: I'm taking it! Absolutely! If I can't take this scumbag down, I'll marry him tomorrow!
System: It's not that serious. Calm down, calm down.
The timeline returns to before the male and female leads first meet.
The male lead's company is reported for illegal business operations. Abandoned by everyone, the male lead has all his crimes exposed and is sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve after multiple charges are combined. He later dies by suicide at home.
The female lead never goes to Qingcheng. She stays in her hometown, where she lives a stable, happy life, with everything going smoothly.
System: After receiving counseling from an employee disguised as the female lead, the male lead finally understands how badly he was in the wrong, sees what a terrible person he is, and ultimately dies by suicide to atone for his crimes. Redemption reached 100%. Mission complete.
Arc Four:
[Winter Moon]
The wealthy heiress female lead has been married to the newly risen business tycoon male lead for five years, but has never received his love.
Male lead: I only married her for the family behind her. Now that the Cheng family is completely under my control, she has no value to me anymore.
After discovering that the male lead is cheating, the female lead gets tangled up with him in a torturous relationship, endures emotional and physical suffering, and eventually gets her happy ending.
Yun Feng: Who am I redeeming this time? Let's get one thing straight: if it's another stupid mission where I'm supposed to redeem some lawbreaking, cheating scumbag, forget it.
System: (coldly reading the text) Due to an error by the protagonist System next door, the female lead developed self-awareness while being possessed by a mission-taker. She refused to continue the plot and chose suicide to start over.
Yun Feng: So?
System: Simply put, the System detected that the original female lead's emotional instability was so severe that the small world, which exists because of her, was about to collapse. So it urgently issued a mission for us to put out the fire.
Yun Feng: Got it. I'll get the job done!
One year later, the retired chairman of Cheng Group hands over all his positions and shares to his eldest daughter.
After taking office, Chairwoman Cheng successfully acquires Gu Group, which has been thriving in recent years. Cheng Group becomes one of the most prominent wealthy families.
System: The female lead dumps her scumbag boyfriend, defeats her scumbag father, and smoothly takes over the family business. She reports illegal business tactics and gets her rival sent to jail, then establishes a charity foundation to help women who have suffered in their marriages. Redemption reached 100%. Mission complete.
Other ideas I want to write but haven't figured out yet:
[Cool, aloof master x charming, sweet junior sister adored by everyone]
[After the CEO falls for his kidney donor replacement]
[A tragic romance between a fallen princess and the emperor of her enemy nation]
[A rich patron in the entertainment industry and a nobody star go from friends with benefits to true love]
[A secret crush between a car accident survivor who dances ballet and her childhood friend, a doctor]
[Interstellar...]
[Apocalypse...]
Things to know before reading:
1. The arcs are ongoing, and everything may change before the story starts.
2. The pairing is with the System, which will regain a human form, but only appears in the last few arcs. Romance makes up a very small part of the story, so read with caution if that bothers you.
3. Different readers have different tastes. Some plot points may upset fans of angsty fiction, so please read with caution.
4. Mission targets can be male or female, and their moral standards vary. Please check for potential triggers.
5. All mission worlds are fictional and will contain plenty of absurd events that don't match reality. They do not represent the author's personal values.
6. This is a brainless story where the author lets loose. Logic has been eaten by the author.
7. You've made it this far. Won't you add it to your favorites? qaq
Theme: Building a harmonious society together





