Sang Man discovered that she was the only human in a story about a school for monster nobles. She was supposed to try to seduce the golden retriever dog demon, secretly pluck all the feathers from the peacock spirit heroine, and finally get thrown to the wolf demon by the male lead, who would drain her blood.
Sang Man: ...
They really don't do a single human thing around here (literally).
Fortunately, no one had yet realized that their monster bloodlines were quietly awakening. To save her life, Sang Man went to the Dragon God's temple and obtained a talisman, then made an important decision:
She would cling to the leg of a certain big shot she'd just met.
Sang Man: Everyone else is still dormant, but he can already send his voice through the air. He must be a big shot!
It was only later that Sang Man discovered that the big shot was perfect in every way, except that he was a seriously delusional lunatic.
Sang Man: "The peacock heroine insists on holding a school beauty pageant, and she wants me to come in last."
The big shot replied haughtily, "She's nothing but an ugly bird. I'll capture a phoenix for you."
Sang Man: "The ribs in the cafeteria were amazing today, but a pack of junior and senior dog demons gnawed every last bone clean. QAQ"
The big shot said coldly, "They dare steal your food? Once I emerge from seclusion, I'll kill them for you."
Sang Man: "The fox spirit heartthrob confessed to me and told me to think it over."
The big shot sneered, "It's freezing at the bottom of this mountain, and I'm in need of a fox-fur cloak."
Sang Man and the big shot agreed to meet in person after the college entrance exams. But on the day of the exams, a little monster locked Sang Man inside her house, with only ten minutes left before the test began!
A black-haired man descended from the sky, transforming into a massive silver-white dragon that shimmered with a piercingly cold light. His tail smashed through the iron window and landed beside Sang Man's feet, gently brushing against her ankle. He said nonchalantly, "Get on. I'll take you to the exam hall."
Sang Man: "???"
Wait, this is how you're meeting me in person?
The day's top Weibo trends exploded:
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After the college entrance exams, monsters ran rampant throughout China, causing chaos. The authorities urgently established a Monster Management Bureau.
The original male lead and heroine were forced to go to the bureau to get their monster ID cards.
The moment they walked in, they saw former school menace Sang Man sitting in the arms of a silver-white dragon. "Get in line if you want to register."
The original male and female leads were stunned: ...This is the only human director of the Monster Management Bureau?
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The Taiji Sect urgently summoned the major immortal sects to discuss the God of Demons, who had been suppressed beneath Wugou Mountain for five hundred years and was now violently attacking his seal.
If Cang Lin, the God of Demons, escaped, he would surely raze all six realms.
On the day Cang Lin broke out of seclusion, countless elders from the immortal sects stood in his way and shouted, "God of Demons, even if we must sacrifice our lives for the Dao, we will defend the six realms to the death!"
Cang Lin: "Get lost. I'm meeting my Dao companion in person!"
The elders of the immortal sects: ???
Wait, did the God of Demons break through his seal just to find a partner?
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Cang Lin had been sealed at the bottom of the filthiest mountain, living for a thousand years without a sliver of light.
Until one day, a girl's excited voice rang out in the silent mountain: "Big shot, want to date online?"
[Blurb screenshot from 2023.6.12]
Theme: There is light even in adversity