[My new neighboring novel, The Metaphysics Guru Takes the Internet by Storm with Her Cooking, is now underway!]
[Please add my next novels, The Divine Pen's Little Prodigy Goes Viral for Her Art and The Supporting Female Character Goes Viral for Cultivating Immortality on a Survival Variety Show in the Apocalypse, to your reading list]
Wanzi is a little dragon who has just hatched from her egg. Still bewildered by the world, she follows her big brother onto a deserted-island survival variety show, where they're a pair of unknown cannon fodder contestants destined to be eliminated right from the start.
Wanzi: Little dragons never give up!
Her brother Lin Yan: Wanzi, if we make it to the end, we can win the 300-million grand prize.
Wanzi clenches her little fists excitedly. "I want to help Big Brother earn lots and lots of little money!"
The whole internet waits to see when Lin Yan and his little tagalong will be eliminated.
But then...
On the first day, Wanzi wobbles over to the beach with a little bamboo basket. She finds so many oysters, lobsters, and crabs that the basket is nearly overflowing.
On the second day, Wanzi sits in a little boat fishing with her brother. Tuna, king crabs, and all kinds of expensive seafood leap aboard until the boat is packed. The wealthy foodies in the livestream chat go all out bidding against each other.
On the third day, Wanzi picks up an iron chest from the ocean floor and gives it to her brother as a birthday present. Archaeology experts go wild online: Protect the cultural relics!
Then, on the Nth day of the livestream, a rich kid arrives to visit them in a luxurious yacht.
Wanzi rides on a huge shark through the sea, waving excitedly and speaking in her babyish voice. "Sharky, you have to be polite. Say hello!"
The big shark happily swishes its tail and obediently bares two rows of sharp, pointed teeth.
Rich kid: !!! Don't come near me!
Lin Yan and Wanzi aren't eliminated. The other contestants even gain a few pounds from eating with Wanzi, and the heir to the biggest family in the capital starts running after her.
The production crew is baffled. "Are you here to survive on a deserted island or take a relaxing vacation?"
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As more and more contestants are eliminated and vanish from the island, Wanzi starts to think it's a strange island that secretly eats people.
Wanzi asks anxiously, "Big Brother, why aren't we leaving? Is it because your magic power isn't strong enough?"
Wanzi reaches the beach and transforms into a little golden dragon. In an instant, she splits the sea in two, opening a sea route ten thousand meters long!
The viewers: ?? What the hell!!
[Note from 2021.12.28]
Upcoming novel 1: The Divine Pen's Little Prodigy Goes Viral for Her Art
Before Paopao is about to return to a wealthy family with her mother, she finds a divine pen that can make her dreams come true.
The spirit inside the pen tells Paopao that she and her mother are cannon fodder in a wealthy-family novel. Her father disappeared and abandoned them, her rich grandfather despises her, and her cousin calls her a little tagalong. In the end, they'll be sent to the countryside to fend for themselves.
The pen spirit is thrilled. "Want to avoid that ending? Come on, kid, let's prove our way with art!"
Paopao: O.O Okay.
A blogger named "Little Artist" appears on Weibo, sharing a new painting every day.
The first painting shows a fruit tree bearing strange fruit. Several places receive emergency calls after spirit-infused fruit that can cure cancer grows in their gardens!
The second painting shows a cute mushroom-shaped house. A mushroom house suddenly appears, made of a special material and hailed as the world's best shelter!
The third painting shows a little car with wings. The next day, cars sprout wings and fly through the sky, shocking the entire internet!
The viewers: ??? You call that painting?
Paopao goes viral online, and people everywhere frantically search for the mysterious little artist. Paopao is even secretly designated an S-rank mission by Huaguo.
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To earn some pocket money, Paopao joins a parent-child variety show with her mother.
On the first day of filming, the production crew holds a parent-child painting event.
Paopao makes a one-to-one replica of a banknote and gives it to her mother. "I want to draw lots and lots of little money for Mommy!"
Her mother: "..."
The viewers stare in disbelief. ...Kiddo, that's seriously illegal.
Later, Paopao paints mountains, rivers, and streams, improving the environment. The viewers discover that she is the internet sensation known as Little Artist. At the same time, Paopao's painting is livestreamed around the world.
Foreign viewers: What the hell, she's drawing our aircraft carrier?? Stop her!
Viewers at home cheer excitedly. "Let her draw! Let her draw! Don't let anyone stop her!"
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Later, Paopao is doted on by the entire wealthy family. Seeing how lonely her mother is, she decides to draw herself a perfect new father.
A handsome man steps out of the painting, puts an arm around her tearful mother, and picks up the bewildered Paopao. Smiling, he asks her, "Want to draw a little green on your dad's head too?"
Upcoming novel 2, a survival story of the same type: The Supporting Female Character Goes Viral for Cultivating Immortality on a Survival Variety Show in the Apocalypse
Yu Ying transmigrated from before the apocalypse to a great cultivation sect, where she spent five hundred years. When she opens her eyes and sees an abandoned, empty city, she assumes she's transmigrated back to the apocalypse.
Greenwater City lies deep in the desert. It has been abandoned for over a decade. No one lives there because of the heat, and there are no animals either.
The variety show If the Apocalypse Comes invites Yu Ying, a minor celebrity who's hated across the internet. The viewers are strongly opposed.
At first, her haters look forward to seeing when Yu Ying will quit the show. Then they see...
Yu Ying brings plants to life, rebuilds the oasis, and pushes back the desert to restore the forest. She attracts countless animals thought to be extinct, and the abandoned city is surrounded by lush green mountains and clear waters. Life is so wonderful it couldn't be better.
The viewers: ?? Sis, what did you do?!!
One day, Yu Ying finally completes her cultivation and senses a large crowd approaching outside the city.
Thinking the zombies are surrounding the city, she rides the wind and flies out of Greenwater City...
Countless viewers go wild and shout, "Sister Ying, please teach me how to cultivate immortality!"
Yu Ying sees thousands of fans and a bustling city outside the walls, and falls silent. ...What happened to the apocalypse?
Theme: Stay positive even when you run into difficulties.
Although, I feel like it will happen after a long time. Dragons and humans have different lifespans (I haven't watched the previous episode, so I don't know if there is a solution)
I want to read the book Genius Zaizai
My little cub, goodbye
When will the Oasis book open? [Spread flowers]
Finished spreading flowers!
I wish you better and better, I like it very much (love)
Sweet, Wanwan and the whole family are so happy
I've finished reading it~ It's very beautiful!
It's so cool that you can finish it in one go without love!
Although, I feel like it will happen after a long time. Dragons and humans have different lifespans (I haven't watched the previous episode, so I don't know if there is a solution)
I want to read the book Genius Zaizai
My little cub, goodbye
When will the Oasis book open? [Spread flowers]
Finished spreading flowers! I wish you better and better, I like it very much (love)
Sweet, Wanwan and the whole family are so happy
I've finished reading it~ It's very beautiful!
It's so cool that you can finish it in one go without love!
?????? It's so beautiful!
It's really nice, it's my favorite style