[The next books, The Little Genius Painter Goes Viral and When a Metaphysics Master Gets Bound to a Food System, are open for advance follows.]
He Pianpian transmigrated into a book, becoming the female antagonist who wiped out both the protagonist and supporting cast in the ending.
The original owner shouted to win arguments and threw money around to win fights. A textbook example of someone who wouldn’t last one episode in a palace-intrigue drama, she was beautiful, with fair skin and striking features, but known among the elite as a brainless ornament.
He Pianpian wondered: ...How did she survive all the way to the ending and wipe out the entire protagonist and supporting cast?
System: They’re wondering the same thing.
He Pianpian: They?
System: They got Systems, too.
The original heroine, the daughter of He Pianpian’s aunt, came to stay with the family and got a Goddess Steal System. As long as she became a goddess, she could steal all of He Pianpian’s resources!
The original hero was the adopted son of the family’s chef and got a Dragon-Aotian System. As long as he collected He Pianpian’s emotional points, he could reach the pinnacle of power!
The second male lead, the terminally ill eldest son of the richest man, was forced to bind himself to a Lifespan System. As long as he dated He Pianpian, he could extend his life!
He Pianpian: So what kind of System are you?
System: Your mission is to issue them System missions and earn double rewards!
He Pianpian couldn’t help exclaiming, “Well, would you look at that!” From then on, all she had to do each day was lie around like a lazy fish and hand out missions.
Before long, the hero and heroine realized the Systems they were bound to had suddenly changed their tune.
The heroine’s latest Goddess System mission: [Ding! Host, please praise He Pianpian’s beauty in the livestream for at least 800 words.]
The hero’s Dragon-Aotian System issued a mission: [Ding! Host, please prepare a full Manchu-Han banquet for Miss He Pianpian. This is your first test on the path to becoming a Dragon-Aotian!]
The Lifespan System belonging to Wen Jingshu, the book’s second male lead, had given up on its previous missions to “kiss He Pianpian, hug her, and lift her up high.” Now it had become a slacker, going days at a time without issuing a mission.
Wen Jingshu watched his health bar nearly run out and threatened the System through clenched teeth. “Issue a mission, now!”
Gradually, everyone noticed that the lazier He Pianpian became, the more beautiful she looked, and the He family grew richer at a rocket’s pace.
He Pianpian: Bet you never saw this coming! I’m the one issuing all your System missions!
Everyone: ...
He Pianpian: Thanks, everyone, for helping me realize my great dream of becoming a lazy fish!
[Blurb written on 2021/10/22, screenshot saved]
Advance Follow 1: When a Metaphysics Master Gets Bound to a Food System
Fu Wan, a metaphysics master who had abstained from food for years, transmigrated into a melodramatic romance novel as a minor character destined to have her kidney removed. She also got bound to a food System.
The Food System was excited: “To win the male lead’s heart, first win over his stomach! Host, open a food stall to catch his eye.”
Fu Wan: “All right.”
Having abstained from food for years and knowing nothing about cooking, Fu Wan decided to fall back on her old trade.
The Food System grew suspicious: “Why are you opening a street stall in the middle of the night?”
Fu Wan replied offhandedly, “So I can avoid the city inspectors?”
A late-night street stall suddenly appeared at the entrance to a little alley. The owner was a pretty young woman, but the food she sold was nearly impossible to swallow.
Boss Fu didn’t sell barbecue or spicy hot pot. The menu changed every night according to her mood, and the prices were random but outrageously high.
Passersby predicted the place would close in no time. Fu Wan’s cooking skills didn’t improve, but more and more customers came from all over the country and lined up to visit.
An older single man held a bowl of fried rice made with the wrong amount of salt, trembling with excitement. “My grandma came to me in a dream and said she wanted some. She’ll bless me so I can find a partner tomorrow.”
An entrepreneur who had lost his beloved daughter stuffed strange-tasting dumplings into his mouth, choking back tears. “If I eat these dumplings, my little girl will come see her dad.”
A business tycoon held a bowl of undercooked plain noodles, tears in his eyes. “It’s fine. My grandpa loved these. He says they’re the best thing in the underworld!”
Watching the missions get completed one after another, the System began to question its own existence: Something’s not right!
Fu Wan raised an eyebrow. “Did I not make food, or did I not catch the male lead’s eye?”
The Food System went berserk. “You didn’t just catch the male lead’s eye. You caught the attention of his ancestors, who have been dead for decades, going back eighteen generations!”
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The late-night street stall grew more and more popular, drawing huge crowds away from the food street just across the wall.
Everyone knew the food street belonged to the Shen Group, and they worried for Fu Wan.
One night, a rich second-generation heir from the Shen family got out of a luxury car, his face red with anger, and charged toward Fu Wan’s late-night street stall.
The crowd was horrified. “Boss Fu, run!”
The rich heir dropped to his knees with a thud and wailed, “Master Fu, it’s my grandfather’s hundredth death anniversary. Please come cook at my house.”
Fu Wan casually flipped her wok. “Cooking off-site costs extra.”
Advance Follow 2: The Supporting Female Lead Goes Viral on a Home Renovation Reality Show
Jiang Zhiyi, a renowned master craftswoman from the immortal realm, transmigrated into a book as a brainless supporting female character who picked fights with a popular young actress.
The original owner had just been slammed online for picking a fight with a movie star. Her entertainment opportunities had dried up, leaving her with only one option: the home renovation reality show Star Renovators.
On the first day of filming, her partner designer ran off. Countless haters waited for Jiang Zhiyi to cry and quit the show. Instead, the next day she unveiled her design sketches, and her brilliant plan went viral!
Haters: ? A coincidence! It has to be a coincidence!
But then the show began...
In the capital, where every inch of land cost a fortune, a family of eight was struggling to get around in a tiny ten-square-meter home. Jiang Zhiyi transformed it into a cozy place with private space for everyone.
A young couple didn’t have much of a budget but loved Chinese-style decor. Jiang Zhiyi made them furniture by hand that was both vintage and practical, sparking a frenzy of online orders!
An elderly farmer spent his life savings on a complete renovation of his old home. Jiang Zhiyi rebuilt it beside the mountains and water, creating a breathtaking residence with graceful towers and painted beams.
Even archaeologists struggling to restore a palace in an ancient city came to Jiang Zhiyi for advice in the middle of the night!
The haters were numb: ...We can’t even hate on her anymore.
Jiang Zhiyi took the internet by storm. Haters cried and apologized in the trending topics, while people of all ages waited for her advice on how to renovate without getting ripped off.
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One day, paparazzi accidentally caught Jiang Zhiyi making frequent visits to the most luxurious mansion in the capital.
Fans: Got it, got it. We’re jealous of whichever tycoon got Sister Yi to renovate his mansion.
The mysterious tycoon: My wife is just going home.
Theme: Keep striving to live well, even in adversity
This update speed is even worse than the minimum living standard...
Mr. Wen: This is my life, my aunt, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all.
It's been so long, why not ask for leave?
It makes me laugh so hard, this old man
Suddenly I thought of smiling evilly, hahahahahahaha
Give me a dozen bosses like this
Good looking! Then I found out that it was Yuan Geng QwQ
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
It's so well written, very warm, I like it very much, keep it up!
It's over. It's so fast.