[Coming soon: “Abstract Dating Show,” a lighthearted, goofy, sweet romance about a gay man pretending to be straight and turning all the straight guys gay]
Fake playing house: parents, siblings, children, wives, and husbands all play their assigned roles.
Real playing house:
Part 1: Playing House with a Monster [Wife]
A useless straight guy who was carried through three rounds of an infinite-flow game gets unlucky and is randomly sent to the SSS-rank ultimate round.
Oh no, his mission is to be the monster’s wife.
Inhuman monster top × pathetic straight-guy bottom
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Part 2: Playing House with an Evil God [Older Brother]
Top: “I don’t love my older brother, but he loves me, so we hold hands, hug, kiss, have sex, and do the most intimate things in the world… Anyway, I don’t love my brother.”
Bottom: “Okay, I’ve lowered your affection level for me. Your intimate relationship has ended.”
Top: “…Set it back. I was bluffing.”
Love-brained evil god top × innocent-looking but secretly ruthless android bottom
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Part 3: Playing House with a Psycho [Mom]
A hitman hunted by his own organization accidentally breaks into a private home while on the run.
Just as he’s about to kill the witness in the greenhouse, the blind man gently embraces him and tells him to call him Mom.
Hypocritical, cruel psycho top × love-crazed bottom with a personality disorder
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Part 4: Playing House with a Madman [Father]
After saving the world, a disabled savior retires behind the scenes. When he realizes the world no longer needs him, he decides to end his life.
On the day he plans to kill himself, his former boss delivers a boy locked in a cage.
Boss: “He has thirty-two mental illnesses. He’s driving us to our deaths. Please, save us.”
Evil big-dog top × saintly, devoted husband bottom
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Part 5: Playing House with the Base Leader []
A brutal, sadistic zombie butcher, the strongest tyrant base leader since the apocalypse,
finds a stupid zombie with pica
after the celebration marking the extermination of the last zombie is over.
Tyrannical human top × stupid zombie bottom
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Reader’s guide:
1. Standalone stories, one-on-one. Both leads are virgins except in Parts 3 and 5.
2. The bottoms in Parts 3 and 5 are not virgins.
3. Preferred flavors:
For monster-human forced romance, straight guys turning bad, and vulgar, dark, twisted tastes, read Part 1.
For sweet romance, lighthearted comedy, and goofy daily life, try Part 2.
For twisted feelings and intense push-and-pull, try Part 3.
For mutual salvation, read Part 4.
For sour-sweet romance and a top chasing his ex, read Part 5.
Coming soon: “Abstract Dating Show”
A higher-dimensional life form arrives and randomly selects five people to take part in a super dating show broadcast across the universe: “Love Me Against Your Will.”
Everyone has to date as a gay man. Viewers across the universe vote for their favorite couples, and the most popular top couple wins a grand prize!
Contestant 1: A top Alpha from an ABO world. Ruthless, arrogant, sharp-tongued, extremely germophobic, and opposed to gay men.
Contestant 2: A survival expert from an infinite-flow world. He’s broken through the third genetic lock, is skilled in mechanical combat, and is taciturn and extremely homophobic.
Contestant 3: A crazed, overpowered hero from an apocalyptic world. Obsessive and perverted, with three personalities, all of which hate gay men.
Contestant 4: An austere Immortal Venerable from a cultivation world. Conservative, deeply cultivated, and responsible for beating countless gay men to death.
Contestant 5: A gay man.
Contestant 5: 😇
Theme: True love is priceless.
Contact the context, here 🤏🏻 lives little pink
What the monster hears: balabala gives birth to a baby How about balabala? Monster: (thinking) nods
What are you talking about, Jili Gulu, just doing it for my own benefit [helpless]
Now he is half a son
This is so shameful...
Hahahahahahahaha why is our Uncle Gray still here?
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl [Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl
The monster is not a good bamboo horse [crying]
Stop making excuses for me [dog head]
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