I Just Like Being a Substitute

[Coming soon: "Playing House," an anthology of playing house in all sorts of flavors. Coming next.]

Blurb:

My sexual kink is being someone else's substitute.

I love hearing them call someone else's name in bed.

After my older brother went abroad, three men who had crushes on him asked me to be his stand-in.

Me: Who knew I'd get so lucky?

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Heartless bottom * refined scum top

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Tip

1. First-person, chaotic early-era melodrama

2. Lots of disposable tops. The bottom has many ex-boyfriends. The top is sexually inexperienced; the bottom isn't.

3. The top and bottom aren't blood-related.

4. Read at your own discretion.

Recommendation time!

Coming soon: "Playing House"

Fake playing house: Parents, siblings, children, wives, and husbands all play their proper roles.

Real playing house:

Part 1: Playing House with a Monster [Wife]

A straight-up noob who's been carried through three instances in an infinite-flow game gets randomly sent to the ultimate SSS-level instance.

Oh no, his mission is to be that monster's wife.

Inhuman monster top * timid, sensitive crybaby bottom

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Part 2: Playing House with an Evil God [Older Brother]

Top: "I don't love my older brother, but he loves me, so we hold hands, hug, kiss, and sleep together, doing the most intimate things in the world... Anyway, I don't love my older brother."

Bottom: "Okay. Your affection for me has been lowered, and our intimate relationship has been terminated."

Top: "...Set it back. I was just bragging."

Love-struck evil god top * innocent-looking but dark-hearted android bottom

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Part 3: Playing House with a Psycho [Mom]

A killer being hunted by his organization accidentally breaks into a private residence while on the run.

Just as he's about to kill the witness in the greenhouse, the blind man gently embraces him and tells him to call him Mom.

Hypocritical, cruel psycho top * bottom with a personality disorder, yandere

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Part 4: Playing House with a Mentally Ill Man [Dad]

After saving the world, a disabled hero retires from the limelight. When he realizes the world no longer needs him, he decides to kill himself.

On the day he plans to do it, his former superior brings him a boy locked in a cage.

Superior: "He has thirty-two mental illnesses. He's driving us to our deaths. Please, save us."

Evil big-dog top * saintly, domestic bottom

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Part 5: Playing House with a Base Leader []

A brutal, cruel zombie butcher, the strongest tyrant base leader since the apocalypse began,

finds a dim-witted zombie with pica

after the celebration announcing the last zombie's destruction comes to an end.

Tyrannical human top * dim-witted zombie bottom

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Reader's guide:

1. Anthology, one-on-one romance. Both leads are sexually inexperienced, except in Parts 3 and 5.

2. The bottoms in Parts 3 and 5 are not sexually inexperienced.

Theme: Love can overcome every hardship and obstacle.