Being This Perfect Is Hard

When Kang Chuhuan was going through puberty, he was underdeveloped, so his parents took him to see an old Chinese doctor. The kindly old doctor smiled and told his family, “Don't worry. He'll be very big when he grows up.” Kang Chuhuan wondered: How big could he get? Then he grew into a six-foot-four, broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, muscular hunk, with a chest so big he couldn't even button his shirt. Kang Chuhuan's mind was blown. He hadn't told anyone, but he'd always kept something secret in his heart: He'd been secretly in love for a long time with a beautiful, cocky guy he'd known as a boy. And that guy supposedly only liked small, delicate types. Small and delicate! OMG! ** For the sake of his secret first love, Lin Chunshi turned down his parents' suggestions and returned to China for university. During the holidays, his childhood friend came to visit and unexpectedly ran into Kang Chuhuan, who'd been at odds with Lin Chunshi as a boy. Years had passed, and Kang Chuhuan had undergone a complete transformation. The skinny kid from back then had become an impossibly handsome, testosterone-drenched Alpha. His god-tier physique made straight guys jealous and gay guys weep. Mindful of the relationship between the two, his childhood friend lied through his teeth: “How did Kang Chuhuan end up looking like that? He's completely lost his charm.” But as soon as he said it, Lin Chunshi suddenly lost his cool. “Completely lost his charm? Where? He's been radiating charm for years. Don't just make things up with your eyes open.” “Maybe you should look for the problem in yourself. Has your eyesight gotten worse all these years? Has your taste improved at all?” “I really don't understand,” Lin Chunshi said. “Come on! It's hard to be as perfect as he is!” [Gentle, muscular bottom VS gorgeous, cocky top] * The bottom is 193 cm with a perfect physique; the top is 182 cm with a perfect face. An unconventional size difference, but both are strong. A turbulent mutual pining romance. * Starts when they're young, from the younger character's perspective; dual perspectives once they're adults. Includes a time skip; they don't date until adulthood. * Whether the top likes petite or big guys, it's all because of the bottom. He loves him to bits. * A short work written for practice, not very long. I'm just having fun and writing whatever I like. First posted on 2023.10.1. My next novel, The Real World Doesn't Have ABO, is open for preorders. Please add it to your favorites! Kang Lanxun is a top-tier star, a stunningly handsome man with real talent and a fiery temper, famous in the industry for being exactly who he appears to be. He has two secrets he hasn't told anyone: 1. He's childhood friends with Li Xuan, a well-respected actor with real talent who debuted in the same year. 2. He can't stand Li Xuan. Not one bit. But who knows what got into them? One day, Kang Lanxun and Li Xuan suddenly lost their minds and their memories at the same time, grabbing each other by the hair and rolling around in a vicious fight. Afterward, the room was a mess. Li Xuan's back injury had flared up, and he couldn't get out of bed all day. They both ended up in the hospital. The hospital examined them and found nothing wrong, then asked them to describe their symptoms. Kang Lanxun: “Dizzy. I can't stand up when he's around.” Li Xuan: “He smells good. My teeth start itching when he's within thirty feet.” The doctor joked, “What's going on with you two? It's like ABO or something. Anyone who didn't know better would think you'd both just developed secondary genders.” Kang Lanxun scoffed. “Have you been reading too many novels? ABO doesn't exist in the real world.” Who could have guessed that night he'd go crazy again and roll around with Li Xuan, who discovered a new organ on him? Kang Lanxun: “...” Fine. Let's die together. Li Xuan is a young actor from the new generation, handsome and filthy rich, with a long list of acclaimed works. A decent, upright man and a regular in serious dramas, he has earned the praise, “With Xuan, there's always something worth watching,” and “It doesn't even look like acting.” Unfortunately, as soon as he leaves the camera's view, he turns into a completely different person: a sinister, twisted weirdo with nothing in common with normal people. He has two secrets too: 1. He's known Kang Lanxun since kindergarten. 2. He's so in love with Kang Lanxun it hurts. He thought he'd never have the chance to get close to Kang Lanxun in this lifetime. Then, in one night, everything turned upside down, and his dream came true. Outside the hospital, Kang Lanxun grabbed him by the collar and warned him viciously, “Keep your mouth shut, or you're dead!” Li Xuan looked gloomy. He murmured, “Mm, mm, mm,” while secretly rejoicing inside. *Kang Lanxun (bottom) x Li Xuan (top) * Ridiculously handsome, hot-tempered bottom x handsome, sinister top * Archived on 2023.3.9 Kang Kang's completed works: Later, He Became a Cross-Dressing Superstar Later, He Became the Royal Nanny Later, He Became the Demon King Six Cats Are Fighting to Adopt Me Temporary Omega Syndrome Deep Infatuation I Can't, I Won't I Cried, I Was Faking It Theme: Treasure the connections and bonds in your life, and stay true to the ideals you cherished when you were young.