Dazai Osamu felt that something was off about the way he jumped into the river today.
Before he hit the water, the river had been crystal clear. When he woke up again, he was lying in a soft bed.
There was also a voice in his head that called itself the System. It told him, "You are the substitute male lead in a tragic romance. In your previous life, you were abandoned after a miscarriage. Now you've been given the chance to be reborn. This time, you'll crush that scumbag underfoot and return for revenge."
Dazai Osamu: ?
Before Dazai could figure out how he'd gotten pregnant in the first place, the bedroom door was suddenly kicked open.
A black-haired shorty, barely five-foot-two, flashed a wicked smile. "Man, you're playing with fire."
Behind him stood the heartless boss, looking nasty. "Our Port Mafia family has no room for a man who doesn't know how to behave as a husband."
A mindless hound suddenly sprang out, indignant. "None of this is the sister-in-law's fault. How could someone as perfect as her ever be wrong?"
As the words fell, the window opened. His friend, who had died young, crouched in the window with a bewildered expression. "So, are we eloping now?"
Dazai Osamu: ...
Dazai Osamu: Nice.
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One of Yokohama's unspeakable secrets, the Book, has always been strictly protected inside the Special Division for Unusual Powers.
No one knows that the Book is sentient. The Book has always been lonely.
Then one day, the Book met a lot of new friends:
"Married by Mistake: My Substitute Ex-Wife Runs Away with Our Baby," "My Domineering Mother-in-Law Falls for Me," "My Dead Husband Came Back to Life After Our Divorce," "[ABO] Falling for His Pheromones," "Become a God Through My Beauty in a Horror Game"...
The Book thought its new friends were very interesting, so it decided to learn from them.
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A silly, no-romance comedy full of out-of-character behavior and utterly unhinged antics. No particular content warnings, but take antacids just in case.
The novel has romantic leanings, but it's all earth-shaking brotherly love.
There are lots of characters getting put through the wringer. Stans, please proceed with caution.
Thesis: Learn to be grateful and cherish every kind of affection.
Let me make a quick guess. This child is either Toanosuke's or Mori's mother-in-law's.
Five million, based on the exchange rate of Japanese yen, always feels like a small amount... Murmured to himself. Jpg The focus is so strange
Hahahahahaha, one word: absolutely
Oh, author, you successfully caught my attention.
It's so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Damn it, why haven't you updated yet?
How come it's only been a week! I thought it had been three weeks! Uh-huh, uh-huh, not enough
Help hahahahahaha
That's so cool, hahahahaha, please stop learning!