Dear customer, do you feel helpless, sad and resentful that the best sister around you is a hopeless love brain?
Even if you tell your bestie for the ten thousandth time.
Her partner is a sweet-talking, loving scumbag who only talks but does not act.
Her target is a pie painting expert who is very skillful and strategizing.
Her target is an AA maniac who is rare in the world.
Her target is a straight male actor who is soft-boiled and hard-working, with a steely face.
But she still held the phone and said stupidly: He is usually very good to me...
You are angry, you are angry, you are helpless, and you are determined to stay away from this weird love brain.
But when I heard about her poor situation by chance, I couldn't help but feel a pity.
Place an order for love brain insurance for her!
We will worry about your worries and pains for you!
If she lacks love and is deceived by the sweet talk of her partner, we will send her to experience the life of a young lady who is loved by the whole family! After experiencing a life full of love and dedication, will you still be moved by the hand-typed words on the screen?
If she is willing to eat the empty cake drawn by her partner, we will send her to fall in love with the most enthusiastic and wealthy little milk dog on campus! After experiencing the most passionate and sincere love, will you still be moved by the virtual electronic pie?
We agree that if we are together, a pin will cost you AA. We enthusiastically send her to 20 years from now, and look at herself 20 years from now. After seeing her abject and outrageous life, after she comes back, can she still firmly believe that this is also love?
She is crazy about spending money on an outrageous person who pretends to be straight and fines her 500 yuan for not eating. We will send her to the most miserable and barren end of the world, when a small needle can determine a person's fate. After she comes back, will she still be willing to pay crazily and unilaterally for a bad person?
Place an order for the love-minded sisters around you!
Love Brain Insurance takes care of your worries and solves your worries.
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Purpose: Loving yourself is the beginning of a beautiful life