The Seventh Squad's Otherworldly Team-Building Trip

[Not a transmigration story, my take on the Infinite Tsukuyomi]

[Cover art made with love by @Zha Yu~]

As an utterly ordinary resident of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, Sakura's only unusual traits are perhaps her cherry-blossom-colored hair and her gift for remembering everything she sees.

As a civilian, her goal is to live to a ripe old age and die peacefully in bed.

But when she is three, Naruto appears and completely upends all of Sakura's plans.

The Fourth Hokage's son and the youngest son of the head of the Uchiha clan become her fated teammates.

She thinks life will simply go on like this, but one transmigration after another, knowledge from other worlds keeps challenging the three of them and everything they thought they knew.

Their own world is sick.

But the three fall silent, because they know all too well that there is little they can do alone.

Until one day.

Sakura: I want to change the world. Will you help me?

Naruto: Why would we ever separate your business from ours?

Sasuke nods: Do whatever you want. Let Naruto be the one to take the heat.

Naruto: Hmm... Sounds good! I've always been the one who stands out, anyway.

The first step: start with a world that's sick in the same way.

Someone objects?

Deal with them.

Someone wants to join?

Let's bring in promising talent!

Someone's plotting something behind the scenes?

Drag them out and settle it!

At this point, the locals have something to say.

WTW: Well, I guess it's not actually a bad idea?

XYJ: They're excellent collaborators.

Shoko: Nice.

Naruto: Woohoo!

Sasuke: Next.

Sakura: Great! Just as I expected!

The operation is a success. Drawing on what they have learned, the three slowly begin to "treat" their own world, too.

A little extra:

Sakura: You know this is just a simple disinfection.

Victim: I give up... Stop hitting me...

Naruto sneaks a glance: S-Sakura? He looks like he's about to stop breathing!

Sakura, blood spattered across her face, smiles: Naruto, are you the doctor, or am I? Relax, I know what I'm doing.

Naruto shudders and dares not say another word.

Sasuke, who never had any intention of stopping her, remains calm and ready to call the hospital at any moment.

Content notes:

[Lots of friendship, canon couples stay together]

[They visit other worlds as a group, but Naruto remains the main focus]

[Some adaptations have been made, so expect out-of-character moments!]

[This is a silly comedy with plenty of characters getting picked on, so don't overthink it.]

[There are countless great stories out there. If this one isn't for you, just move on. No need to announce you're dropping it; let's part on good terms. (Hands clasped)]

Theme: Strive for your goals