A Player Saniwa Is the Only Right Answer

[Completed: Player Overseer Snatches Swords Online] [New story: The Tenth's Clone, No. 001] Blurb: (Paragraph comments are open. See Chapter 6. Anti-theft protection: 60%, 72 hours.) [Love and the Gods, just as the name suggests, is a romance game&%+=*"] A strangely patterned fox blocked the player's screen and said, "This is a base-building game. The main objective is to gather subordinates and farm." Farming! What greater temptation could there be for a player from a wasteland? So, ignoring the information that flashed by at the start, the player charged right in. After years of being cut off from headquarters, the abandoned Honmaru finally welcomed a new Overseer. But after a brief adjustment period, the swords noticed that their Overseer seemed to have an odd quirk: he loved eating swords. The player bit down on Mikazuki's head. The swords around him let out piercing shrieks. "Master, you can't eat him! You can't!" "Hahahaha! Is this some kind of custom? Sure, go ahead and bite." "Lord Mikazuki! Don't just stand there! Stop him!" The player paid no attention to the commotion, focusing solely on gnawing on Mikazuki. He wanted a new skin! A new skin! This NPC was the best-looking one! Nobody was going to stop him from getting a new skin! It all began when an Overseer browsing the forum for gossip accidentally clicked on a pop-up that suddenly appeared. At the time, they assumed it was some junk ad and were about to curse out the Time Government, when someone spotted the important detail. [Huh? It's a livestream! A new source of entertainment!] [Wait, how did this get into the forum?] [That's not important. Why is it Tsurumaru?] [Isn't this the Overseers' forum? Even if someone livestreamed, it should be an Overseer! And... this Tsurumaru's corrupted, damn it!] [There's also a half-dead Konnosuke right next to him. Are you all blind or what?!] An hour earlier, in the wasteland world... Qin Qi found a strange fox in a trash heap. It was tiny, tattered, covered in a jumble of colors, and looked downright bizarre. But that wasn't a problem. It was meat! He could finally have something different to eat! Konnosuke: ! Oh no, oh no, oh no! What kind of hellhole had it accidentally wandered into?! Without a second thought, Konnosuke pulled out the one thing it had been saving for an emergency, hoping to trade it for its life. But after accidentally taking out an object from another world, a flash of light swallowed them both. Content warnings: Since everyone seems curious about why the player is so irritable from the start, here's a general explanation: see Chapter 6. The player is the strongest. Pairing: Tsurumaru. The protagonist had a gender identity before transmigrating. After transmigrating, he temporarily becomes a slime, but will return to being male. Some parts of the setting are inspired by other works. (More content warnings in the author's note for Chapter 1.) The kid from the wasteland has a very different way of doing things. He's not actually three years old. Everything puts the player first. This might clash with your favorite characters, so please choose carefully. I played the game a long time ago, so I'm not familiar with the newer swords. There are headcanons, and the characters may be out of character. I've put up every possible safeguard, so please go easy on me. (Hands together) There are countless good stories out there. If this one isn't for you, just move on. Let's part on good terms. (Hands together) Theme: No matter what situation you're in, keep a positive attitude