Major General, Don't Touch Me

After his death, former Major General Jin Zhe went to Ceylon and became a small policeman. He accidentally discovered a mecha master named Bai Xuqiu who was both sexy and talented, and he was very suitable to help him complete his revenge plan. In the process of wooing him, he found that Bai Xuqiu was soft and soft in front of others. When facing him, he had four big words written on his face: Don't touch me. At a celebration banquet, he even beat him on the crotch with a glass of wine just to stay away from him. Later, Bai Xuqiu became the target of rebel surveillance because of his superb skills. In order to protect him, Jin Zhe replaced the pinhole camera in Bai's house and accidentally discovered that Bai Xuqiu had placed an android who looked exactly like himself in his home and smoked 200 cocks every day. Jin Zhe: ... It's hard to comment. The enemy spies sneaked in late at night and were frightened by the androids so that they retreated the same way. Jin Zhe suddenly felt that the existence of this thing was not useless. He just wanted to remind Bai Xuqiu not to cause trouble if he couldn't distinguish between real people and machines. So he went to Bai's house late at night to wait. Unexpectedly, Bai Xuqiu came back from working overtime and sat on him without saying a word. He gasped and cursed: "The shelf life hasn't come yet! Why are you so soft today!" Jin Zhe:...... Jin Zhe: You asked for this :) - Because of a failed toast, Bai Xuqiu and Jin Zhe became enemies. The migrant worker Bai Xuqiu dared to be angry but dared not speak out, and was mentally exhausted every day. By chance, he got a bionic robot and imported Jin Zhe's photo to make a life-size replica of the bionic man. The resemblance was enough to look real. Bai Xuqiu punched that handsome face for three hours that night. Later, Bai Xuqiu discovered that in addition to allowing him to vent negative emotions, the robot could also vent other things. One day, he was exhausted physically and mentally after working overtime, so he sat on the android in the dark as usual, but was suddenly pressed underneath him. Then Bai Xuqiu cried because of this gesture. The android sneered and asked him: Do you know how to distinguish me from it now? Bai Xuqiu gasped: ... Look at the size! You are too big... Later, after Jin Zhe succeeded in quelling the rebellion, he became the king under the new system, and the injustice of the Bai family was finally cleared. When asked why he suddenly settled his feud with Jin Zhe, the cool mecha professor rolled his eyes and allowed the handsome leader of the alliance to put a ring on him. "When I find out that such big breast muscles are actually soft... I will choose to forgive the world for a second." Hexagonal Warrior·Addicted to Wife·Top Politician Attack VS High IQ White Cut Black·Thriller·Greedy for Husband's Body·Mecha Master Shou Reading instructions: 1. Qiangqiang, 1V1 from body to heart, HE package. 2. I am a fan of science fiction, and I make up random things. Don't do any research. 3. Plot flow, the character's position does not represent the author's position 20240116 Continuing from the fantasy drama "After Buying Stocks and Buying the Villain A" Shen Yunjie transformed into the cannon fodder O in a sadomasochistic ABO novel. The protagonist, Alpha, is the crown prince of the empire. He is deeply in love with Bai Yueguang O, who was born in poverty. He would kill the entire empire a hundred times a day for love. Cannon fodder O married the protagonist A due to a family alliance. After the marriage, he did not receive any sympathy from his lover. Not long after, the twelve galaxies split and they started to rebel. Bai Yueguang O died in the struggle for power. The protagonist A had a love brain attack and rushed directly into the enemy camp to perform a martyrdom. The cannon fodder O was imprisoned as a trophy by the rebel leader who finally won the competition, indulged in the pheromones maliciously released by the opponent, and was toyed to death. When Shen Yunjie came here, he was still studying in the military academy. He and the protagonist A were not married, and the rebels had not yet attacked. Shen Yunjie looked at his perfect score and said: This building is sheltered from the wind! Why do you have to rely on the most incompetent protagonist A in the whole story? Do you think he is a super hero or do you think he is incompetent? The royal power is obviously unreliable. There are so many people rebelling. If you just buy a stock, you can at least protect yourself! - Shen Yunjie, who rejected the crown prince's proposal, became a public enemy. When he was living on the streets, countless greedy eyes coveted him. In order to protect himself, Shen Yunjie recruited a group of unwanted homeless Alphas as bodyguards at a low price. Everyone thought he was crazy, and rumors about his corrupt private life were rampant. But later, Shen Yunjie led the team to repel the monsters, defend the city, regain the lost territory, put on the general's robe, and the group of homeless people around him finally got famous names. Only then did Shen Yunjie realize: Huh? How come this group of people seems to be the invincible Sisyphus team who had the last laugh in the original plot? And Lian Jingming, the homeless leader who claims to "make a fortune by begging for food", why does the mark on his chest look so much like the rebel leader who imprisoned him in the original text? ? ? - The mountain-holding tiger, the nimble leopard, the far-sighted eagle, the cunning fox and the capable wolf. This is what Shen Yunjie thought was the Sisyphus team. After meeting the captain Lian Jingming, Shen Yunjie discovered that the real Sisyphus team is: the fish in the water, the bucket of rice, the hero who takes the blame, the drum who retreats, and... The machine that drives the piles. This team is the unbreakable line of defense for the people of the empire. Shen Yunjie, the mysterious and noble legendary Omega of the military. Although he is weak and unable to take care of himself, he is good at both business and strategizing, and his ability to strategize makes enemies fearful. Countless people coveted his beauty and pheromones, but were afraid to get close due to his methods. Lian Jingming always had the ability to block his way back during battles. He held an uncut rose in his mouth amidst the billowing smoke and said, "Baby, seeing as we were so compatible, why don't you turn evil?" Every time at this time, Shen Yunjie would always think of the dark crawling methods he used on himself when he was the leader of the rebels, and he would clenched his fists. But looking at Lian Jingming's face and smelling the lingering pheromones in the air, his fists softened again. Mission: Technology changes the future