[Previews: Reborn and Forced to Sell a Romance with My Nemesis, a danmei novel; completed historical danmei novel, Watching My Archenemy's Wife-Chasing Redemption Arc]
Blurb:
In a danmei novel, there was a minor male character, an obscure actor who had a crush on the gong. When he learned that an award-winning actor was deliberately suppressing the gong, he became the actor's anti-fan and used an alt account to curse him every day.
Zhu Qingzhu transmigrated into this minor male character. After his identity as the award-winning actor's anti-fan was exposed, mockery and abuse came pouring in. The actor's fans "hunted him down" both online and in real life, leaving him almost nowhere to turn.
Just then, a contract for an anti-fan variety show landed in his hands.
Director: The pay is generous, the show's easy, and it could make you famous!
Zhu Qingzhu cautiously asked, "Who am I doing it with?"
"The person you hate: award-winning actor Fu Zhen!" The director patted his shoulder and said earnestly, "You're already getting roasted this badly. Getting famous for all the wrong reasons is still getting famous!"
Zhu Qingzhu drew in a sharp breath. "...Just kill me!"
*
Fu Zhen's fans stormed the variety show, ready to see how this bold little entertainer would mock their idol, and to hit back when he did. But then they found that his style was a little different from everyone else's
Zhu Qingzhu put on a haughty, icy expression. "With legs that long, you must trip all the time when you walk! Heh."
Netizens: ...You might as well have called him a nobody.
Fu Zhen: ...
Zhu Qingzhu rolled his eyes. "With so much hair, you must shed a lot every day!"
Netizens: You could've just said he gets grumpy in the morning...
Fu Zhen: Ah, right.
Zhu Qingzhu raised his chin and said disdainfully, "Y-you're really ugly!"
Netizens: You can't even look him in the eye while saying it!
Fu Zhen curled his lips. "Then why does your face turn red when you look at me?"
His agent was exasperated and put Zhu Qingzhu through a rigorous training session. So, during a livestream, Zhu Qingzhu finally worked up the courage to nitpick the award-winning actor and make snide, sarcastic remarks.
The netizens watched with great enthusiasm, cheering Zhu Qingzhu on to keep it up.
During a break, Fu Zhen dragged Zhu Qingzhu into the restroom and pinned him against the wall.
The handsome award-winning actor lowered his long lashes. His slender fingers gripped Zhu Qingzhu's chin as he gazed at him deeply.
"Who are you calling impotent, hmm?"
Zhu Qingzhu swallowed, his cheeks turning red. "I-I was just doing my job..."
Fu Zhen leaned close to his ear and whispered gently, "Baby, just you wait tonight."
"Brother Zhen, I can't take any more. Didn't we agree on only three times a week? Mmph..."
Zhu Qingzhu forgot to turn off his mic. The viewers who heard the whole thing exploded, and "???" and "Holy crap!!!" flooded the screen.
A schemer, but not much of one · naturally seductive · naturally coy · beautiful shou X refined scoundrel · a convert · dashing gong
[Reading Guide]
1. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.
2. Includes a marriage-before-love storyline.
3. The gong and shou are exclusive to each other in body and heart throughout.
4. None of the characters are based on real people. Please don't associate them with anyone in real life. If you don't like it, please leave. Don't waste your time or make yourself unhappy~
Reborn and Forced to Sell a Romance with My Nemesis:
Three years ago, Ning Yao sent his love rival Yi Jin to prison. Three years later, Yi Jin got out and planned to send Ning Yao to hell. But when their brake lines were cut, both men were in the same car, and they both returned to life.
When Ning Yao woke up again, he found himself reborn as a lowlife punk at the bottom of society. He had no parents, two younger siblings who were still toddlers, a debt of 1.5 million, and a contract with a shady livestreaming company.
Ning Yao: Thanks, but no thanks. I'm going to die again.
*
Ning Yao reluctantly accepted reality. The company told him to pair up with another punk and sell a romance, then he discovered that his partner looked exactly like Yi Jin!
Ning Yao: "...I'm quitting."
Yi Jin: "I'm not doing it."
Smack! The manager slapped a contract down in front of them. The two stared at the seven-digit cancellation fee and fell silent.
Ning Yao's expression turned serious. "I'll cherish this job and do my best!"
Yi Jin gritted his teeth. "I love this job."
*
The moment their couple video came out, it was mercilessly mocked
[Help, can people ship just anyone now? What the hell is this village punk?]
[So tacky and awkward. My toes have curled up enough to build a mansion!]
[What did I do in my past life to deserve seeing this disgusting baiting-for-fans video? Make it stop!]
The manager flew into a rage.
Ning Yao, his hair dyed bright yellow, said humbly, "I did my best. My partner's too disgusting. I can't help it if the audience isn't buying it."
Yi Jin, his hair dyed bright green, said expressionlessly, "The guy opposite me is so ugly, I can't bring myself to kiss him."
The manager angrily flipped the table. "Pay the cancellation fee and get out of here!"
The two said in unison, "Give us one more chance!"
Half a month later, a short video suddenly went viral. In it, two young men fought in the pouring rain. One was a handsome, black-haired boy with red lips and white teeth. He looked carefree and nonchalant, his body supple and agile, his movements clean and decisive. The other was a striking, blue-haired boy with an air of noble elegance. His defined muscles were taut, his whole body radiated wild indifference, and his movements were fierce and razor-sharp.
[Ahhhhh, they are both ridiculously good-looking!!!]
[What kind of heavenly couple is this!!! Ahhhhh, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed!!!]
[Stop fighting! Take it to bed! Do it for me!]
[Why is there so much sexual tension even when they're fighting?! Haaah, haaah~]
[Doesn't anyone think they look a bit like those two red-and-green-haired punks from half a month ago?]
The manager stood in their hospital room, enthusiastically praising and congratulating the two stars of the show.
Covered in injuries, Ning Yao blurted, "A ten-thousand-yuan bonus? I only did what I had to!"
Battered all over, Yi Jin mumbled, "Please put the bonus in my account. Thanks."
Carefree, aloof, flirtatious and seductive viper-like beauty shou X cold, gloomy, obsessive mad-dog gong
Watching My Archenemy's Wife-Chasing Redemption Arc:
Qi Yin had just emerged from seclusion when he heard some major gossip about his archenemy, Bei Hao.
The story went that a hundred years ago, Bei Hao had descended to the mortal realm to undergo a trial. Born as a mortal, he had worked himself to the bone amid the chaos of war to help the Son of Heaven fulfill his destiny. They had shared life and death, and their relationship had been tangled up for most of their lives. In the end, the Son of Heaven abandoned Bei Hao after using him, distanced himself from him for the sake of his great cause, and even schemed to have Bei Hao's closest friend killed. Bei Hao eventually died in grief and despair.
Qi Yin eagerly listened to the gossip and remarked, "Zhong Liying, that friend of Bei Hao's during his mortal trial, was deeply in love with him and devoted to him. He even surrendered himself for Bei Hao's sake, only to bring disaster upon himself. Meanwhile, Bei Hao only knew how to get tangled up with that Son of Heaven and never realized his friend's devoted love. He's the world's biggest fool!"
Later, he discovered that the fool was actually him.
*
Bei Hao came back from the Underworld after another fruitless search for Zhong Liying's soul. He wandered into the heavy rain, looking utterly desolate and forlorn.
Qi Yin stood beside him under an umbrella and made a sarcastic remark. "Look on the bright side. Maybe he didn't want you to find him because you're bad luck."
Bei Hao's throat filled with blood, and he staggered on the verge of collapse.
Bei Hao sat motionless before Zhong Liying's empty tomb, his eyes lifeless, his face pale, his expression full of grief.
Qi Yin stood nearby, cracking melon seeds. He clicked his tongue and said, "Love that comes too late is cheaper than grass."
The blow hit Bei Hao so hard he nearly went into a qi deviation.
Later, an impostor claiming to be Zhong Liying appeared. He said that if Bei Hao offered up his divine power and soul, he could bring Zhong Liying back to life.
Qi Yin panicked. First, he beat the impostor until his soul was annihilated, then snapped, "You're the biggest fool under heaven! You actually believed that? I'm Zhong Liying!"
As soon as he said it, Qi Yin realized he'd let the truth slip. He swallowed and asked sincerely, "If I say I was joking, will you believe me?"
Bei Hao rushed forward and clung tightly to Qi Yin, who was trying to leave. His eyes bloodshot, he said in a hoarse, trembling voice, "A Yin, I believe you. You are him..."
*
One day, Qi Yin found a jade slip belonging to Bei Hao and read his diary.
X Month X Day: Did Qi Yin admit today that he's A Ying? No. He called me bad luck.
X Month X Day: Did Qi Yin admit today that he's A Ying? No. He called me shameless.
X Month X Day: Did Qi Yin admit today that he's A Ying? He did. He called me an idiot.
X Year X Month X Day: I want to make A Yin part of my very bones and blood. I want him to have eyes only for me. I want him to belong to me, for all eternity.
Qi Yin hadn't even had time to get angry when the last line set off alarm bells. He immediately packed his things and prepared to run.
At the doorway, he saw the peerlessly handsome, cool and composed Divine Lord walking toward him. His voice was clear and deep, but Qi Yin felt a chill run down his back, an ache in his waist, and weakness in his legs.
"A Yin, where are you going?" the Divine Lord asked with a smile.
Fiery-tempered, gorgeous high-god shou X cool, scheming, obsessive Divine Lord gong
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Warning when reading the article: 1. There are a lot of contradictions and misunderstandings in the early stage of attack and reception, but things will get sweeter later on, so please proceed with caution!
2. Neither attacking nor receiving is a perfect personality or perfect character! Shou is very capable in business, but is a bit stupid in other aspects. [Emphasis added] In the early stage, due to the contradiction that existed from the beginning, the attack and reception were not good. Pay attention to the character design of Gong, he is not a serious good person!
3. This article is the work of the author XP Fang Feifei, please be careful if you mind!
Pre-collection: Gu Dan's "Watching the Rivals Chasing His Wife at the Crematorium"
I haven't found anyone for half a year, I lost my memory, I was taken advantage of, and I typed "Brother Fu can't do it" on the public screen
Ah, here, can't I find it for half a year?
What is the direction of this plot? ? ?
I'll update later today, around nine o'clock~
I've already started school for two weeks?
Oh yeah, I finally entered v! Congratulations~
The front was pretty good, but what's going on here? It's hard to describe...
Hahahahaha, I posted the blacklist just to remind you how cute it is.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'vemademygod! ! ! If you have to stick to it, stick to it!
Warning when reading the article: 1. There are a lot of contradictions and misunderstandings in the early stage of attack and reception, but things will get sweeter later on, so please proceed with caution! 2. Neither attacking nor receiving is a perfect personality or perfect character! Shou is very capable in business, but is a bit stupid in other aspects. [Emphasis added] In the early stage, due to the contradiction that existed from the beginning, the attack and reception were not good. Pay attention to the character design of Gong, he is not a serious good person! 3. This article is the work of the author XP Fang Feifei, please be careful if you mind! Pre-collection: Gu Dan's "Watching the Rivals Chasing His Wife at the Crematorium"
I haven't found anyone for half a year, I lost my memory, I was taken advantage of, and I typed "Brother Fu can't do it" on the public screen
Ah, here, can't I find it for half a year?
What is the direction of this plot? ? ?
I'll update later today, around nine o'clock~
I've already started school for two weeks?
Oh yeah, I finally entered v! Congratulations~
The front was pretty good, but what's going on here? It's hard to describe...
Hahahahaha, I posted the blacklist just to remind you how cute it is.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'vemademygod! ! ! If you have to stick to it, stick to it!