Dear customer, do you feel frustrated, heartbroken, and exasperated that your best friend is a hopeless romantic?
Even after you've told your good friend for the ten-thousandth time:
Her partner is a smooth-talking scumbag who promises devotion but never follows through.
Her partner is a master manipulator who makes grand promises while keeping everything under control.
Her partner is a rare breed, demanding that she pay eight-tenths of every dumpling they share.
Her partner is a shameless freeloader who pretends to be a straight man.
She still clutches her phone and says foolishly, "But he's usually really good to me..."
You're angry. You're furious. You don't know what to do. You resolve to stay away from this hopeless romantic.
Yet when you happen to hear how badly she's doing, you can't help feeling a little sorry for her.
Order her a Love-Brain Insurance Plan!
We'll share your worries and feel your pain!
For those who were starved of love and deceived by their partner's sweet talk, we'll send them to experience life as a pampered heiress, adored by her whole family! After experiencing a life filled with love and care, will words typed on a screen still move her?
For those willing to eat their partner's empty promises, we'll send them to date the sweetest, most devoted young man at the wealthiest, most lively school! After experiencing the most passionate and sincere love, will she still be swayed by empty promises on a screen?
For those who think splitting even the cost of a single needle is fair when you're together, we'll cheerfully send them twenty years into the future. After seeing how destitute and absurd her life has become twenty years from now, will she still insist that this is love when she returns?
For those who spend a fortune on an absurd partner who pretends to be straight and fines her 500 for skipping a meal, we'll send them to the harshest, most barren apocalypse. When even a tiny needle can determine someone's fate, will she still be willing to keep giving everything to a terrible partner after she returns?
Order one for your hopeless-romantic friend!
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